How would you modify this stick?

Carve a sharp point.

Tape a gun to it

Break in half. Now have two sticks

Saw off 10” for easy concealment

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Then, shoot it with another gun.

Stick some glass on the sides.

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Mental health and neuro-psychological assessment of the typical politically incorrect poster.

Pepe Frog, MD, MPH, PhD, Wojack Feel Guy,MD, PhD
University of Meme,Kek State

Every three or four threads created on the board you will find one discussing blacks and even threads having nothing to do with them will often times have some user/anons who have them on the brain.Behind all the hate, behind all the monkey and KANGZ memes,Tyrone sheeit comics,gifs,demotivational pictures, and webms - pol/ users secretly admire the Negro.The raw brass confident masculinity that they possess which they are quick to compare to a feral animal,and yet at the same time acknowledge is what women truly desire at their core and what is lacking in many white heterosexual unions.Their intrinsic ruggedness that enables them to stamp their mark on any field of physical activity that they enter.The amazing sense of rhythm that they naturally seem to possess that they liken to ape gesticulations and yet are oh so majestic to witness.Then there is the stereotype of the black man's sexuality,particularly his phallus.It has become a bodily protuberance of myth and legend.There is a reason that r/AsianMasculinity trolls are laughed off while BBC and Blacked generates anger and solemn disdain.For where the asian man's masculinity is considered a joke the black man's is a threat to be taken with utmost seriousness,for there may be a kernel of truth to it.Is it a coincidence that of all the races of men it is the black man whose masculinity has become a meme? Based on our assessment,Dr. Wojack and I have thus concluded that pol/ is a board populated with manic depressive autistic shizoid individuals afflicted with a sort of Jungian-Pavlovian psychopathological negro-complex.

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Carve notches in the heavy and and pound some flint rock blades into it.

Are those bits made of broken TV screen? Like the old kind?

That's a whole lot of words to tell me what I already know, big strong niggers are big and strong, thus scary, especially with a stick, and I wouldn't want to fight one. I don't go to Jow Forums though, but I do frequently go outside

Quality post. Anyone have the screen cap?

Dark colors are more intimidating than bright colors unless it's ghosts.

mystery solved

That's obsidian you retard

Place all the bad luck and dark spirits plaguing my household into it. Throw it into the woods.

I know the original ones were, but since that looks like a shitty modern replica, I just wondered if somebody got all DIY with it

attach job application paperwork to it and wave it at niggers

Why you waving job application provoke someone?

TV's used to be made from obsidian you daft fuck. Why do you think they used to be so expensive?

Attach a string and metal can with spicy dust in it

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Holy fuck no wonder my uncle killed his wife in the divorce.

Was she hot?

Seems like a pretty good stick, might not need to do anything to it. Can you post another pic showing scale?

It's between 3 and 4.
It's a pretty nice stick.

Just because glass is thick and black does not make it obsidian.
TVs were expensive due to the amount of tech and materials to buildl them. Not becuase of an exotic material.

Yeah actually. I kinda had a crush on her as a kid.

Are you going to tell me exotic TV's weren't expensive? Holy shit. You're dumb as fuck.

Tfw googling obsidian cost gives me minecraft videos.

it's a sad world.

Nice.

Nobody makes those shitty replicas with obsidian, retard.

Put a scope and laser sight on it.

Insert it into a cats anus swing it violently at people. Cat-bat.

Cringe

Dip it into a construction site port-o potty. Swing it at people's mouths.

Put a lock on it so no one steals your nice stick

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gold plate it

>shape polish the tip into a helmet like striking surface
>add strengthening veins running the length of the shaft
>add a pair of balancing orbs at the base

>Doesnt believe TV's were made of obsidian
Next youre going to tell me car windshields weren't made of quartz. What a faggot.

of course. they're made of wind. it's in the name, WINDshield.
duh.

Attach hollow pipe to it with one end that open easily and contains a spring and pin, and then attach a device to quickly release the pin so it can impact a primer on the end of a cartridge.

You also need to add a smoke screen out of the tip.

I would stick it up your ass

Dubs of remembrance

fucking checked

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dumb frog poster

>lanyard
>grip tape handle
>basket hilt-style guard
>Wire wrap the last 8 inches
>drive nails into the head, between the wire, cut the heads off and sharpen with dremmel tool

throw the stick

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Smart thinking now they can't steal stick

I saw a guy on YouTube make one using razor knife blades.

Will you bring it back all the way and not make me wrestle it out of your mouth?

...is that a promise?

like this

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>being this beta

Never owned a dog

OMG fucking tard forgot the front sight

It's got optics, whadda ya need a front sight for?

Then why have a rear sight?

acog

Is this a new copypasta?

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Do what i did to my other stick, duct tape a machete to it