*pours a can of monster zero ultra into a red plastic cup* *metallica starts playing*
yep these damn kids don't know what a real rifle is. the m16a2? now THATS a rifle. back in my hay day in the core we could pop the heads off of hajis at a distance of one mile with none of them damn fancy sights kids have these days. yep. 5.56 was designed to would the enemy but did a number of you hit them in the ol temple
Its Corps you mongoloid. Though judging my your use of a homonym you certainly have the intelligence of a marine rifleman
Gavin Davis
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Christopher Hill
Samefags posting these threads numerous times a day should be a bannable offense
Liam Thompson
>endorses banning things instead of lynching the problem away fucking fascist
Carson Wood
I don't understand people who go Jow Forums and get butthurt about memes.
Anthony Morgan
>m16 You mean FAMAS right?
Tyler Thomas
Really soon.
I'm 18 and that's from when I was a toddler
Xavier Bennett
>when I was a toddler You know, some day Todd is going to grow up and make you sorry for toddling him all those times
Brandon White
Okay, listen...
Tell someone a joke once. A genuinely funny joke. They'll laugh. Then tell it to them again. Maybe they'll giggle this time. Then tell them the same joke again. And again. And again. And again. Tell it to them five times a day. Before long, even a genuinely hilarious joke that they legit laughed at is going to be something they dread and never want to hear again.
That's where the Boomer Wojak/Monster/"Yup, that's..." thing is right now. Nobody's laughing. Nobody likes it anymore, if they ever did. Nobody wants to see it anymore. Just stop.
Christopher Murphy
>implying it won't eventually turn funny again
Caleb Edwards
Leave it out user and don't rise up to it because you are arguing with teens with autism. Don't believe me? Look it up, autismo's love repeating things and echoing funny noises. That's all this boomer thing is. Just a funny word they can echo.
James Sanchez
>Mmhm...*sips* ahhh, tell you what kid, back in the service, I heard enough stories about those cheap lil Berettas to know better'n to trust 9mm to do a real bullet's job. *draws from social security* yup. That's why me n my buddy back with the 1171 Dubya Dogs got us some real 1911s. Kimber. Only good ones made in America, never let me down in all 4 years. Now THAT'S a real gun. Kimber ™ What all Guns Should Be ®
Noah Nelson
>that age group >liking metallica
Adrian Hall
Rock Island Armory is better because I can afford it like custard mouthed arab killing PSA ARs. Crack the mouths of custard mouthed arabs open with billy clubs and look at their spasming tongues. look it's a nasal isometric squellch, women are begging for rape so we may as well rape them while naked since thye'r ebegging for my throbbing cock. I'll chop the ears off baby bunnies and tape them to the ceiling so they drip off my cock
Jeremiah Bennett
>samefags posting maymays about 10mm being good, and CZ not shit every day, toy should be a bankable offence
Brayden Bailey
>one guy makes a log thread >spams it every day >everyone hates it >keeps it up for months >now hundreds of people post it a day Persistence.
Noah Rivera
This reminds me of an incident back in 1971 when I was with I corps RVN, 23rd ID AO. Our unit was tasked to provide an aircraft for testing the SNIFFER. We provided an OH-6A outfitted with the device and I volunteered to ride along as an observer in the back. Armed with a Colt AR-15 Carbine with collapsible stock and my issued .38, I tested my carbine and fired one round after arriving to a free fire zone. It did not cycle. I did not have a rod to drive out the case, which meant that for the next hour all we had were .38 revolvers to protect us. That incident turned me away from those Mattel guns.
Luke Phillips
Fuck you. I joined the corps a month after 9/11 - yeah, I was a pissed teen who had just left HS. And I went into Iraq with an A2 and M203