>tfw you'll never be a grizzled gunslinger riding alone through the untamed, lawless west
Why live?
Tfw you'll never be a grizzled gunslinger riding alone through the untamed, lawless west
Charles Young
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Jackson Martinez
That's not really a thing. Most outlaws in the 1800s didn't live very long and suffered death by hanging or gunshot.
Eli Walker
I never said it was.
Elijah Cooper
Brandon Nelson
Luke Watson
Kevin Baker
Jayden Martinez
OP would ideally want to be The Kid and live till 45 and then get ambushed and assraped in an outhouse by a large, hairless, naked immortal man before being stabbed to death
Joshua Anderson
Connor Butler
>ywn be as handsome as Clint Eastwood
Just end it lads.
Zachary Hill
Matthew Thomas
>why live
Modern, shaved pussies.
Connor Nguyen
Elijah Price
That's literally part of the glory
Christian Cook
I'm not so concerned about the hair as I am the hygiene...
Isaac Morris
Adam Bennett
Parker Watson
Michael Taylor
To become a modern roaming survivalist who shoots anything that threatens his freedom, once the government turns on us, or to join any rebellion and become a foreign freedom fighter, you Brokeback Mountain worshipping son of a bitch.
Jason Davis
Jeremiah Collins
>spends decades bringing audiences thrilling Hollywood fantasies about the gritty, noble man of violence
>caps off his career in the genre with a sobering antidote to whatever delusions those films might have created
Hell of a thing.
Levi Robinson
>tfw you'll never be able to die from easily treatable diseases or infections, provided you and your mother made it through birth at all
Also I've always wondered, if a modern person could travel back in time, just how appalling the smell would be to us. Almost nobody got to shower daily, deodorant didn't exist, though perfume did, and almost nobody got to put on clean clothes each day, especially the long-riding gunslinger-type folk. Also with the teeth brushing.
Also this. You could probably smell the inside of the town's whorehouse before you walked through the door
Jonathan Gutierrez
Angel Young
The rare famous actor who becomes a director and is actually way better at being a director than an actor.
Jayden Smith
god tier western right here
Samuel Myers
at first I was excited that I wasn't the only wierdo that read that book, but now it's kinda pissing me off.
Kayden Torres
meh, honest women stayed in town/ home and were pretty concerned with their hygiene. And litterally anyone drifter with a little jingle could seduce some clueless 16 year old farm girl with promises of marriage.
Angel Lewis
Jordan Wood
David Rogers
Lincoln Wood
>deodorant meme
Most dudes who need and use deodorant who I get a whiff of still smell bad, but with that musky 2 hour old deodorant smell. Body spray fags are even worse
Justin Jackson
How could modboys stand this book? Do you think any of them finished it?
William Hall
I'll agree with you for the most part, especially on the body spray bit, but having smelled myself mid-summer after working with and without deodorant, I'll take the with. But I don't buy that new-age meme shit either
Dominic Rodriguez
>tfw naturally sweaty
>tfw live on the south coast, so it's like 105° and 300% humidity here every day
Why am I cursed to be a disgusting sweat monster?
Nathan Martinez
Am I missing something? Why are all these people posting pictures of this book? Wikipedia says it was published over 30 years ago.
Hudson Lewis
You aren't. Your ancestors were likely adapted to a cold environment and somewherein time somebody moved to where you are now.
Sebastian Bennett
Kevin Campbell
Tyler Nelson
>mfw I traveled west until I reached the west coast
>mfw I decided to keep traveling west
>mfw I traveled so far west that I reached the Far East
>mfw It wasn't west enough so I traveled east back to the west
>mfw there were too many faggots there, so traveled east to reach the east side of the west.
Christopher Price
Any Terrence Hill/Bud Spencer fans?
Zachary James
sweating a lot is the exact opposite of what you want in a cold environment
Gavin Kelly
I like My Name is Nobody. The idea for that movie came from Sergio Leone (the dude who directed The Good, the Bad and the Ugly) and there are rumors that he actually directed some parts of that movie too.
Jordan Johnson
Who is Cullen Bohannon?
Nolan Sanchez
No but I like Terrence and Phillip.
Christopher Reyes
Hunter Perry
why are spaghetti westerns so much better than hollywood ones
If there are any italianons here i thank you for giving the world sergio leone
Chase Rogers
Bullshit.
You have Chicago, Paris, Rotterham and Johannesburg to ride thru. Lawless and wild, full of amazing and dangerous animals, the land of gunfights, villains and criminals. This land cries for some vigilante justice!
Anthony Roberts
Ethan Wood
Because 20 something girls have daddy issues. That's where I come in.