It's the guerrilla's godsend, the ambush predator's preference, it's...
THE URBAN GHILLIE SUIT
THE TRASHMAN COMETH
Brayden Sanchez
Camden Gutierrez
>complete freedom of movement
Considering the bags seem to be stuffed with something I highly doubt that. Your movement is going to be inhibited in some manner
Caleb Ross
of course a sig sg owning retard would do something like that.
Jace White
This concept was actually developed for GIGN in France and has been employed by them during anti-terror raids.
Andrew Anderson
Sebastian Wood
Why not tape the bags to your back?
Kevin Myers
to be fair, as stupid as this is i probably would just assume i was just hallucinating if a pair of trashbags grew arms and started shooting at me.
Camden Campbell
A gorilla suit performs that function much better
Thomas Brooks
the key difference is one cannot lie in ambush wearing a gorilla suit. The trash man suit can be used to stake out an area for hours, even days, striking only when the time is right.
Henry Williams
and if you stake out an area for days you begin to smell like trash too!
Anthony Powell
>the key difference is one cannot lie in ambush wearing a gorilla suit.
you can if you set your ambush at the zoo
Zachary Lopez
Well off you get shot and die you're already suited up for expedient disposal.
Aiden Fisher
Youre right, a hybrid suit would be the superior alternative. Nobody suspects a gorilla corpse behind a dumpster
Evan Diaz
Finally, tactical concealment that reflects who I am on the inside.
Angel Ramirez
just make it so outlandish and strange that the enemy combatants brain can't process it.
Elijah Turner
behold the deer carcass
Adrian Lewis
If it's so good, why doesn't the marines use it?
Parker Turner
It is so effective that the thrill of the chase is eliminated leading to morale problems.
John Wilson
The trashman rises
Nathan Harris
they'll expect one of us in the garbage, brother
Luke Nelson
Except.. thermals...
Chase Cruz
Blake Bell
>the bags seem to be stuffed with something
It's called fat.
Angel Adams
This is why you set several trash fires.
Owen Foster
>Harambe 2: Electric Boogaloo
Isaiah Cox
i am trash man
Oliver Lopez
The only reason it works in Europe is because after he reveals himself you have to spend another 5 seconds confirming it’s not a burqah
Gabriel Walker
410757864530 DEAD COPS
Jaxon Kelly
CARL CARWINDOWS IS REAL
Leo Rodriguez
>t. Skinny mini that cant operate behind enemy lines for years at a time with out so much as moving.
>freezes to death after mere days in sub zero conditions.
All the hardest operators spend months cultivating enough mass to undertake these kinds of missions. But you guys probably think SEALs with abs are these frosty dudes that can do anything.
That fuckin state of this board i swear..
Brody Reed
I
AM
TRASH MAN
Parker Ramirez
I want that shirt.
Gabriel Phillips
Tyler Young
Explicitly banned by the Hague Convention of 1899. That's why you've never seen it. But those rules don't apply to domestic citizens.
Hunter Russell
Jonathan Martin
Never thought I'd chuckle at such a dead meme
Brandon Harris
... is this why antifa beats up trashcans?
Liam Morgan
The globalists were giving them insider tips on how to combat the trash man threat. Fortunately for the trash men they saw this coming and retreated to bigger safe houses such as dump trucks and giant garbage bins.
Caleb Reed
Gorilla suit works best in areas like Detroit
Asher Robinson
i want to do this but inside of an old mattress. i can pull my arms and legs inside the backs and close the holes at a moments nbotice and lie flat on the ground or against a wall and i instantly become invisible.
Christian Bell
Trashman patch when?
Mason Evans
vbied consisting of steel plates inside of a ratty old couch on wheels
Luke Murphy
And then the trash truck snatches your ass
Jose Morgan
I am phoneposting. Does anyone have that pic of the guy in Ukraine wearing cardboard boxes as camo?
Leo Rodriguez
>Spending days in the sun inside a black garbage bag
No thanks
Nolan Wilson
Kevin Campbell
Juan Flores
we need some music for this thread I will start
youtube.com
Jose Murphy
Adam Rogers
Trashman: The Early Years
Anthony Wright
Have we started to stink?
Dominic Sullivan
Bgkumbi is bae
Brandon Hughes
>hot outside
>camo gives you a heat stroke
Unless you wrestle I guess
Jack Campbell
You're a bag guy
Tyler Scott
410,757.864,530 DEAD COPS
Jonathan Williams
>utah werewolf
Thomas Mitchell
fuckin saved
Ryder Murphy
;-;
Julian Davis
Was getting recycled part of your plan?
Grayson Smith
Crashing this garbage truck
Gabriel Fisher
and bags of trash on fire are going to look way fucking different than bags of trash not on fire but emitting a man shaped heat signature.
Anthony Hernandez
WITH NO COMPOSTABLES!
Jayden Ross
If I take out that trash will you die?
Ian King
The Marines cannot afford it and trash bags never last long enough to be hand me downs.
Josiah Green
HOUSTON, The SIDES ARE IN ORBIT, OVER!
Jaxon Kelly
I can't tell if you're joking. You're joking, right?
Benjamin Anderson
>cardboard box as camo
Tyler Kelly
It would be extremely dirty
Caleb Anderson
you're a bagged guy
Jackson Jones
poaching/10
Oliver Stewart
Congrats I blew air through my nose extra hard
Ethan Cooper
Born to die
Ian Cooper
That makes it actually suited for the SOLDIER EXPERIENCEtm.
>You think you will die of the awful commando MREs, heatstroke, or the smell of garbage mixed with your own shit and piss, but no, you won't. You will only die if you move out of cover, and this fucking suit and dumpster you lay against are the only two reasons you still breathe. Only a few more hours...
Robert Adams
Now make an armored pillbox out of one of those standardized trash bins. Bolt some plates inside of it and you have a mobile fortress of discarded justice.
Michael Bailey
Next step in Urban resistance warfare? The ultimate evolution of the French furniture barricades?
Zachary Turner
You're a big bag
Ryan Torres
4-ply
Nicholas Myers
for jews
Hunter Adams
That killed me. Good job
Daniel Harris
Pls add me in the screencap
Lucas Cox
I'm the smartest one in this thread because I know that most manufacturers of garbage bags only use a dye that's colored to the human eye. Through night vision and infrared trashbags are see through and you can even manipulate phone cameras to see through them.
Jacob Scott
youtube.com
ITS TRASH TIME
Justin Watson
That's bullshit, but I could be convinced to believe it...
Cooper Rogers
can i get a jpeg Version?
Jackson Bell
WITH NO RECYCLABLES.
Luis Powell
Are Godzilla suits good for camo
Zachary Richardson
Anthony Wilson
It makes sense because Paris is covered in garbage.
Jack Jones
Only in Asia
Christopher Wright
>requesting an inferior image file
hang yourself
Hudson White
Garboman is now a legit camouflage tactic...
Julian Cruz
Now that’s an operation I want to see
Jace Gray
kill yourself
Nathaniel Richardson
Chase White
Jace Howard
>hentaisquad420 on spreadshirt
Jonathan Gutierrez
>hentaisquad420 on spreadshirt
Mason Wood
>The French are finally admiting that they belong in the trash
Poetry
Joshua Lewis
try not to samefag so hard next time
Logan Parker
>being this assblasted
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