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This.

>Nice Hiss
>A little rancid
>Thirst-provoking

correction he's gotten E. Coli before

>Almost Unpleasant
>Acidic
>Nutty
>Wholesome

>acidity
Ftfy

He shakes because he's super fucking excited. The man loves his MREs.

You try consuming as much coffee instant and 60 year old pall malls as this man and let me know if you can keep a steady hand

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DECADENT.

What MRE caused that?

He did an AMA a while back and said it was a newer Ukrainian one.

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why is it so difficult to buy good MRE's in bulk? why is there no market for this?

why don't the companies, which he mentions in his videos, also sell their stuff to the public via websites?

PURE!

bumping for wrigley's PK and chesterfields

He is fucking jacked!!!!

whoa, just... wow. that's gotta be the best ration i've ever eaten

I unironically prefer Steve to Ian.

You have the right to be wrong.

He drinks a lot. Not enough to be considered an alcoholic, because he can make it through a day at work just fine without it, but enough that he gets the shakes in the mornings, and drinks as soon as he gets home. He looks forward to his time off on the weekends, after a week of hard work, to be able to really devote himself to his hobby. It's the only thing that keeps him sane. He's so excited he gets up early on Saturday, drinks the caffeine he normally would on any other day, which just adds to the shakes, which he hopes nobody will notice

>oh wait, that's me

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Well they cover different topics, though Ian has mentioned Steve and I was introduced to Steve's videos because of Karl's video on Schokakola.
They need to do an episode where they swap, Ian and Steve I mean, not Karl.

steve is such a wholesome guy

Really can't find a flaw with him. Probably because he purposefully doesn't talk much about his personal life

Steve is unironically wholesome, entertaining, and informative. He has this weird Bob Rossian quality.

>Sent steve 9 MREs last august
>Still no videos on them
Well at least my Remove Kebab patch and Sticker are in the backround. Me and my GF love watching Steve's vids

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My ex girlfriend loved watching his vids. I would try to go to bed and she would keep me up to watch more. I even caught her watching them without me. That’s the only thing I really miss about her :(

Do you want to talk about it user?

I think your GF became dissatisfied with her relationship after realizing that men like Steve existed.

How long have you been drinking somewhat do you drink?

I’m all good now, but thanks. Started seeing an old friend that I’ve been giving the cold shoulder too for a long time and it’s going pretty well. Showed her some Steve vids, she seems to really enjoy all the nasty ones. The more rancid the better. Women are strange.

Probably

That's good, hope it goes well

Do you think he has ever tried the morphine in an old first aid kit?

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>Not enough to be considered an alcoholic
>he gets the shakes in the mornings, and drinks as soon as he gets home
That's alcoholism

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I really like that he dont give a fuck about historical value. For example when he has that vietnam era pilot's survival pack. I mean I would so fucking hesitate to rip it open. He does and he opens every little package.
Or that concentrated meat from the boer war. One part of me watches these videos in a shock state
>THIS HAS BEEN PRESERVED FOR DOZENS OF YEARS HOW CAN HE...
>Hmmm, nice

he lifts bruh
you get the shakes after a hard night of pump

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I became dissatisfied with my GF after realizing that men like Steve existed

Do you guys think Steve browses Jow Forums?

Yes, Steve....

Have you not seen the the kebab removal patch he has on the bookshelf? He says he got it from a friend, but there's no way he's never been on this board. Look for someone who posts a stainless 92fs.

Me too. I watch them in bed with my wife. She likes his limitless enthusiasm for everything.

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I hope things go better for you

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These things cant be preserved for ever, its better to sacrifice the condition of one so that it can be documented than its is to let them slowly degrade into nothing

Thats exaclty why I wrote my comment, friend. My emotional, mil-his inner-user is like
>must be preserved
But my rational inner-user is thankful Steve opens all the packages and takes a look (and a bite) to show them to us.

There comes a time that you have to put it down user. You just perfectly described were I was about a year and a half ago. If you start getting random bouts of nausea when you are sober go get help. Please.

T. 8.5 months sober

Thats like you'd say you prefer a Mustang over a John Deere 6135 - both are combustion driven vehicles with rubber tires, thats about it. Same goes for Steve and Ian. Both are YouTubers who cover MilHis.

My name is Steve...

>shaking

yeah that's full blown physical alcohol dependence my dude, only reason you get through work without drinking is probably because you've still got alcohol from the night before in your system, you're just so used to it you don't notice

trust me I know,

i think i heard him say that he shakes because of excitement. You can see him shake more profusely when the mre/ration/survival kit he's opening is hard to find or particularly old or if he simply has had a boner for that item for a long time.

>when i notice he has a new review up

Nice, all right.

I tried it myself. I didn't like it

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Thanks for describing me.

I supported him on patreon and never received my reward. Really a bummer

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because uncle sam says no fun allowed. technically its illegal to sell cases of genuine mres but obviously most dont give a shit and enlisted "steal" cases all the time and sell them on ebey and the like. however, since its still illegal, companies cant sell directly to consumers. there are a couple that do sell mres but they're modified slightly. sopako sells decent ones but they're a bit stripped down. I dont have any personal experience with xmre but i hear they're decent, if expensive. mealkitsupply is probably the best on the civvie market and the closest you can get to actual mres. steve did a pretty nice video on them. Im sure your local army/navy store would sell you some cases but be careful not to get giped out of too much money.

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I think he reall does appreciate the historical value of the things he reviews. its like the videos are his way of preserving these items for us. im sure he takes plenty of pictures of the more significant ones plus he's mentioned he donates to his local museums when he gets something in nice enough condition. also notice that a lot of times he's careful to open things from the back or bottom so the outer packaging is still intact.

He does physical work as his day job. Have you ever spend a day doing manual labor with your arms and then stopped and tried to do fine motor skills like eating? Your hands shake just like his do. Go carry a weedwacker for 4 hours and see how steady your fork holding skills are when you break for lunch.

I love Steve's upbeat optimism for even the strangest or revolting MRE. He's the Hickok45 of MREs. If he says a bad word about something, then you KNOW it is bad.

I'm also impressed every time by how eloquent he can be at describing a flavor. I've seen other reviewers and they're pretty bad about reusing words, being poorly descriptive, and not really giving you a real idea of how it tastes beyond "wow that tastes really good just like (insert common western food here)". Steven is good at breaking down the flavors. Buttery, savory, iron flavor, sweet, salty, sugary, milky, etc. His vocabulary is very well suited to describing the tastes and textures of the stuff he eats.

He does care. He opens things really carefully if they're very rare or in great condition. He opens some because they have NEVER been documented in modern times. He knows its a historical item of value but he also wants to document very well every item inside. That's what he mentioned on the survival pack with all the fishing gear and stuff. Only old grainy black and white pictures existed of it, so it was a very rare and mostly undocumented pack. He sends a lot of these to museums.

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>not drinking at work
fagget
once blew a .12 on a personal breathalyzer after drinking the night before. Was completely fucking normal, or better than normal because my black hearted ass was still drunk. fine motor skills and reaction time higher than the average man too. This guy knows.

So that's where he gets those biceps

Protect Steve at all costs

His Vietnam MCI with spaghetti and meat sauce and the Marlboros are what got me hooked on his channel.

I think that's everybody's gateway drug to his show, because that video has like 3.9 million views while others have hundreds of thousands.

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Stop and get some help, my dude.
If you don't, it will only get worse and worse.
Went through a similar period a while back.
>life was shit, didn't care whether I lived or died anymore
>started smoking weed because why the fuck not
>started drinking heavily
>started doing a lot of cocaine
>Huffing has
That kind of shit gets a hold of you real quick man, for real.
All memes and jokes aside, really stop and consider what it is you're doing, and get help.
It may not spiral completely out of control like it did me, but you don't want to risk it even being a possibility.
Sending good vibes your way, friendo.
It gets better

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Didn't he say once that he used to direct porn or something?

Delet. He is too pure for that.

>It gets better
This is a lie

...

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I wish steve would stop posting here. This garbage is 0% weapons related

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There's no getting off the liquor coaster once your on pal. Coming from a long line of alcoholics, some people just function better with alcohol. Of course we'll probably all die at a moderate age of heart or liver failure, but that's just part of the game friendo.

It's not that hard to quit once you start to experience financial pressure elsewhere. My gramps was an alcoholic, but once the price of his quart of rye became too high in his eyes, he quit cold turkey.

>tfw you're of high enough intelligence to be an alcoholic
at least we're in the same club as hemingway and sherman.

>$12 is a financial pressure.
I could literally beg on the street or get a job at mcdonalds and afford to buy a gallon of vodka a day and live in a hostel. One of the main things drunks do is drop the quality or price of poison of choice.

What a waste of life