Describe guns using only spongebob quotes
Describe guns using only spongebob quotes
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Patrick Star
“Fuutuuure....F-Fuuutuuure!”
Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby, secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secret, secretly.
gun - literally any supressed firearm
FIRMLY GRASP IT
FINLAND!
Squidward that’s not the peace treaty, that’s a copy of the peace treaty
BB guns
Squidward: How stupid are you?
Patrick: It varies
Youll never take me alive krabs!
M-14 Magnum Parkerized Clip
you know what's funnier than 24? 25
SQUIDWARD THE ROBOTS ARE RUNNING THE NAVY
It feels like somebody... WANTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING!
>post-movie spongebob
cringe
"Once upon a time the was an ugly barnicle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end"
Its just a string?
A SECRET STRING
"Eeek! A Gorilla!"
SpongeBob: Wow, Mermaidman and Barnacleboy.
Patrick: It's too bad they're old.
I want to force feed pure sodium to whoever made that abomination.
This
Kek
go away with your stupid youtube facebook meme threads
>are you ready kids?
These have been around for a long time and their still infinitely better than the boomer meme spam
underrated
""""Grown-Up""""" Man everybody
Most appropriate so far.
They're using
*whispers*
Actors
What I learned in boating school is...!
These were made in a factory... a bomb factory. They're bombs.
>makes fun of someone for not being grown up because they post cartoons
>posts gook cartoons
Come on now
HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN?
Lmao
I cant BRRRT understand BRRRRT your accent BRRRT BRRRT
She's cute. Sauce?
Hear me, Krabs. When I discover the formula for Krabby Patties, I'll run you out of business. I went to college!
Top quality, keep up the good work user
>MY LEG!
Once upon a time, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.
>Describe my spongebob with gun quotes
>Whaat? It's just a regular Krabby P- OH MY GOODNESS!
lel
Perfect
>Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?
Back in Texas, I wrangled bulls, and I wrangled worms. As far as I'm concerned, doin' em together just saves rope.
DON'T YOU DARE TAKE THE NAME OF TEXAS IN VAIN
You used me for land development
I like money
>that car mirror
for what purpose
“I’m ugly and I’m proud! I’m ugly and I’m proud!! I’m ugly and I’m proud!”
I'll generally agree, but every so often they'll make an episode that sounds like they dug up an old script the original crew didn't get around to using.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>I’ll have you know that I stubbed by toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes.
Got a laugh out of me loud enough to wake the wife.
I call it, the "Nasty patty".
It may be stupid, but it's also dumb.
"Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?"
"Not until four."
you dont actually use you knee
you know that right user?
>"Not until four."
Which is why it would injure your leg if you used it that way.
"Aw, cheer up, Squid! It could be worse!"
"Yeah, you could be bald and have a big nose."
That is the joke. It will break your leg, hence: MY LEG!!!
oh i get it
“Gary, I’m absorbing his blows like I’m made of some sort of spongy material!"
“Meatball, meatball, spaghetti underneath, ravioli, ravioli, great barrier reef!"
kek, thinking exactly that.
fucking underrated
Fuck plastic guns
Not a gun but
“Do you have to stand so close? You’re making me claustrophobic!”
>implying Facebook and YouTube didn’t get the idea from here
Ravioli, Ravioli, give me the formuoli
“If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... it would just be alright”
>>Jow Forums
“That’s it mister! You just lost your brain privileges!”
"Can I have something to eat?"
"No."
Kekels
>as if the answers to all your problems will just fall right out of the sky!
God, why is she so perfect
Lmao
“Now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz”
nice
holy shit goodbye sides
“Can’t have dirty garbage!”
doesn’t that hurt you
>doesn’t that hurt you
fuck. I don't know how anyone can top that.
Kek
do you want it to hurt me, kevin
That's not disturbing,
THIS IS DISTURBING
>I hope my horrible ugliness won't be a distraction to you
>"Not at all boy!"
>*inspects the durability of the bakelite housing*
>DEUUEAUGH
What’s wrong with it?
Poor construction propels the bolt into the user's chest
.50BMG functional replica of pic related
Well, it’s a good thing I’m in this thread beause I was thinking about getting one. Anzio any good?
>Thinking about a Vulcan .50
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“Hey Patrick what am I?”
“Uhhh.. stupid?”
“No I’m Texas!”
“What’s the difference?”
And to think we joined the big fucking faggot club
That looks terrifying in a bad way. There's really not much that bolt is hanging to.
I'm just losing my shit imaging Hickok using this thing and sounding like a grandpa that fell at Christmas dinner.
It reduces weight and manufacturing cost by having a structural user
so nobody can sneak up on you