Why does sweden even have a military

The idea isn't to stand up to Russia in an all out deathmatch, no matter how hard Putin's propaganda boys want to push that narrative in order to make people feel it's futile to try standing up to him in any way whatsoever. The idea is make an attack cost more than it's worth for Russia, especially as a joint defence alongside Finland, the Baltic nations, and whoever else feels like joining in. Don't give him the chance to do another Crimea grab.

Yeah, we had the same exact idea in the 60s.
Only back then we had the worlds 5th largest airforce and an actual army with a mobilization time of two weeks to back it up.

The soviet union and accompanying Warsaw Pact states were an order of magnitude a greater threat than modern russia.

To launch the first swedish jihad against Finland

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Let's face it. The whole idea of the Swedish military is to stand tall in a defense for sufficiently many hours that NATO can step in.

Back then we were also some of the richest fuckers around on account of being one of few places this side of the Atlantic that wasn't 90% bomb craters. Yeah, the cutdowns fifteen-twenty years ago weren't a good idea, but what's done is done, we'll do what we can with what we have (and rebuild so we have more to make do with if shit hits the fan the day after tomorrow instead of just tomorrow). But if you really want I guess you can just turn around and drop your pants the moment Putin glances our way, if you're lucky you might even get to be Söder's personal iron pipe storage.

Because Ivan is still being a mongoloid inbreed slavtard.

to prevent resistance against invaders

This.

Russia has a lower GDP than Italy. The portrayal of them by the MSM as a huge threat is pretty ridiculous.

It's for an upcoming civil war.

wtf would they want to conquer Swedistan!?!?!?!?

There are more than one Sweden?

>Russia has a lower GDP than Italy
>GDP

The most misunderstood economic concept of all time.

Neutrality means nothing if you can be defeated by a stiff breeze.

This, their main way of sticking it to ivan always was and will be squad level AT and a million angry finns

They are a tripwire force. A force of 50k qont beat Russia in a war but can hold the line and inflict enough damage to allow a couple of days, which is enough for the rest or Europe and America to step in.

Just like South Korea, a lot of Euro armies serve are speed bumps to slow down the invading force while the rest of the west gets its shit deployed.

To help the rest of the GloboHomo complex protect homosexuals, trannies, kikes and all shades of brown people from MUHRUSSIA

They're even dragging a international vote auditing thing for their national election because "lol Russia hackt them voting masheens"

>0.5cl of Vodka has been deposited into your bowl

Cool, Army can be fun but there is a lot of shitty positions to watch out for too.

t. Current AF, former Army

Sweden isnt neutral, and not even trying to seem so. In reality we never have been, but its only since 2009 the government has openly choosen a side.

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>waah why are there females in the military

>Half of them look like men in drag

To fight misogyny and islamophobia obviously.

OH FRIEND. OH MY FRIEND.

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>females

lol

Okay, well that answers that.
So the next step I guess is why aren't there any niggers in there?

>meanwhile in the US

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Why not just take over Sweden? Shit would be easy.

God this cunt has such a punchable face.

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I hated sitting through this. I really respected my CO at the time, I still do because he's an honest, kind man who goes to church and loves his family. I had to look him in the eye and see the defeat painted on his face as he explained to a room of us, all of us having been on 2 or more deployments together, having shared so much triumph and pain, that this cancer was now a part of our organization. How we would have to be okay with it, tolerate a mental disease. The whole time our 60 year grey haired dyke master chief is sitting there, grinning, beaming about this. I wanted her to die.

>US military
>complaining about "mental" disease
Pottery. Is "psychological" too difficult for you to spell?

america is the source of all feminist bullshit

Wat, I used the word that fit the flow of words best dude.

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>america is the source of all feminist bullshit
No its France Foccault is the degenerate king even Noam Chomsky hates him.

because they don’t have the spine or intelligence to make objective decisions that must be made without emotion? That should be quite apparent, you fucking dipshit

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Don't fucking question the number of /geese/ comics I have

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>Mfw in our lifetimes the Finnish mongols became whiter than Swedes, by doing nothing.

It doesnt. Their army is unionized, they only work from 8am to 6pm. Not even kidding.

>Foccault
No one has ever deserved to die from AIDS more. A great example of karmic justice.

It's just a prank, bro.

>waaaaaah all females are useless because Jow Forums told me so

That is a lie and you know it. We do have unions tho, like all workers in Sweden..

Why do people always think Switzerland is the same as Sweden? These countries have nothing in common. And btw. it isn't the real Swiss army that protects the pope.

They have no need of military. For what should they be fighting? For Russia? Russia loves peace, only has weapons because enemies have weapons first. If Sweden has no army, then Russia would have no need.

This is from fear and insecurity. Sweden is fine confident nation with manly virtue. For what are they insecure about manhood? They should disarm and lead the way in peaceful coexistence.

What do they threaten? NATO came first!

>mfw in our lifetime, we will see the Mongol hordes bring a caliphate to it's knees once again

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The sad thing is, you can't even be sure whether this is a joke anymore

I'd fuck the first one

Nato wouldnt have existed if the commies wouldnt have force-instated a commie dictatorship in every nation they occupied after ww2.

After commie bastards had already occupied half of Europe...

Purest white genes in Europe!

>Sweden will fight to the last Finn
Still holds true, sadly.

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Tragically, yes. Its a pain in the ass that our politicans doesnt understand that national defence might be a good thing

>crimea grab
not Ukraine's last crazy bitch of a PM destroyed their relationship with russia or anything.

Switzerland =/= Sweden

>Ukraine is split about evenly between ethnic Ukrainians who favor the EU and ethnic Russians who favor Russia
>the pro-EU side has more people but the pro-Russia side has more money
>Russia invades Ukraine and a large number of ethnic Russians are physically removed from Ukraine
>Ukraine now totally anti-Russian

it's so utterly predictable that the only person who couldn't predict it is a Russian

ProTip: We don't!!!

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Kind of like Georgia the country and Georgia the state?

The Ukrainian people destroyed their relationship with Putin when they told puppet he had ruling them to fuck off. If there's one thing Putin just can't stand it's people wishing to rule themselves instead of just silently letting him and his stooges rob them blind.

A sikh turban, really now? But sure, you saw a brown person and have been freaking out ever since. If the only way you can ever feel secure again after this terrible ordeal is with Putin's cock up your arse to make up for your lack of a spine then Russia's just an hour and a half away. They got plenty of room for you.

> A force of 50k
vs. one A-bomb

Yeah, because all of them will be in the exact same spot.

virtue signalling

>nuking the land you want to invade and annex
brilliant military strategy

Still waiting on r34 slash porn where the Swedish Chef bangs the living fuck out of Swiss Miss.