Hey, can you guys watch my pile of SVDs for me for awhile? I need to run some errands

God can’t save you here.

>see these massive piles of rare milsurp guns
>see photos of filthy African barbarians throwing StG44's around
>see piles of lugers/C96's stacked to the ceiling
>all for them to be destroyed in an instant
I will never stop being butthurt.

Grabs one?

>only one
Take as many as you can carry on your back and in both hands. Run like a madman once you do.

Su... sure so uhhh, how long you gonna be gone? also can anyone help move some "stuff" within OP's specified time frame...

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>there are countless piles of dream rifles being ravaged by 3rd world beast and anti gun cockeaters
>even if i got my hands on a pile, import restrictions would prevent most of them from being brought in
>I can never save them all

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haha yeah s-sure

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Stop it Satan pleeeease! Ill do anything you wish!

where is this?

>you will never swoop in at the last moment on a helicopter with a large electromagnet, snatching them all up and leaving a scattered trail of milsurp that fell free as you disappear over the horizon blasting the pirates of the Caribbean theme

Nice

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There are some PKs, and SG-43s in there too.

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Omae wa mou shindeiru

fucking kek

It burns

Time to burn them :^)

Time for a crowdfunded Jow Forums help for this exact purpose.