Hey Jow Forums, I'm a White American and I have a borderline obsessive hatred towards England and the English

any kitchen knoife, even a plastic one would be enough

I hate the English because of their general attitude and culture. Their history doesn't help.
I have no German blood in me but Germany has honestly been less vile and bloodthirsty than England has throughout human history. I blame the sinking of the Lusitania on Churchill's blockade and sub policies, too.
They're just pompous tricksters without morals or decency who stab in the back and manipulate. Honestly I see them similar to how Jow Forums see's Jews, but because I'm not a retard and know the types of Jews Jow Forums hates are largely British born.
The English are no friend of mine. They're the end game big bad whatever have you for America in my eyes and if they were fighting any peoples other than sandniggers, like say Argentina, I'd move to to sign up in hopes of giving it to them.
I can think of the 1795 Springfield, used in 1812 by Americans to kill Brits, but I want something more modern.

I know well what's going on in the world. The enemy of my enemy is always my enemy.

Good idea.

I mentioned modern for a reason but I appreciate the suggestions.

a cup of battery acid from you car

Remington 870 is the most American weapon there is.

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Yikes, you'll have an aneurysm when you realize how close of a relationship the UK and US have.

That is, nothing is more American than the first and second amendments. They spit on everything the British are.

You misspelled Winchester 1897

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I already know how "close" we are.
America was at it's truest late 1700s-mid 1800s before we lost our way. Before we lost State's Rights, the Constitution, and before we made nice with those manipulative, treacherous subhumans across the pond.

Agreed.
But sadly plenty of Americans see America and England as close culturally, brotherly. As if America was still a British colony. Our own government sends out our men and women to die for the English proxy state Israel while our popular culture portrays them as educated and respectable, having morals real English heathens do not have. It makes me sick.

Lol no, the constitution takes its precedent from the magna carta.

The Constitution is also influenced by the Iroquois Great Law of Peace.
Hang yourself, Tory.

I would say either a M1 or a Remington 870
>M1 Garand because it kicked the brit's bolty ass in ww2
>870 Because Merica.

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M1 unfortunately saved British lives, though. When evil was fighting evil we should've let them wipe each other out. Japs fucked that for us, though.

870 would work except my range is indoor so I'd need to use slugs for popping holes in Churchill and Thatcher.

It's both. Christ alive, I can't believe someone who positions themself as having American history interests, would deny the influence of the magna carta.

The magna carta was before England was taken over by Dutch Jews in 1688 so I don't particularly care.

>tfw founding fathers just wanted their natural rights as englishmen

Why exactly Thatcher and Churchill? Are you a lefty cuck?

Ah, well isn't that mighty convenient for your beliefs, can't have facts interfering with opinions, no sir-ey.

Can't imagine what mental contortions you go through daily making America's partner of choice the enemy.

of* Englishmen, i'm a little tired.

Thomas Paine didn't.

Churchill because he intentionally caused the sinking of the Lusitania, was responsible for the Black and Tans and caused the Cold War by sending a Stalinist to oversee America's creation of the atom bomb.
He also murdered 43,000 English men women and children by causing The Blitz when he bombed Berlin a month before it happened, meaning it was a retaliation, but I can't knock him for that because it was just English men women and children and not any nationality that mattered.

Thatcher because she used death squads to assassinate her own citizens.

Nothing is coincidental. It would make sense something decent was written before England's total downfall.

I go through basic logic and reason. As said Israel is a British proxy State meant to control America and cost American lives.

1897 Winchester is good because it was a year before 1898 when we adopted our disastrous stance of friendship with the English whoresons.
It might be one of the last true semblances of Americanism.

Alright then, keep using "reason and logic" to explain away reality, meanwhile the rest of us sheep get on with living in it.

More like dying with it.

>I go through basic logic and reason. As said Israel is a British proxy State
Fucking bullshit. The brits fought against the idea of Israel from the very beginning. There's a reason they interned jews in Cyprus, and the jewish settlers considered the british legitimate targets in their campaign of terror.

Hating Britain is obsolete, friend, hate Africans and Mexicans instead, they're the Brits of modern America

This

I hate all three almost equally.
I just hate Brits and Mexicans a bit more than Africans.

Probably this guyOr an M14, if you wanted to go more modern. And write something on the stock like “Crumpet slotter” or “At least it’s not a knife.”

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Oh. And try and learn a bit of Old Norse or Icelandic for extra butthurt too.

I’m busing up even thinking about this

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Frankly the only hate that is pure is for nogs and juden

Good idea.
Or I could write "Tory Tally" and make a shit ton of marks.
"Brit Basher" too

I'll definitely look into Old Norse then.

Danish person here. Faux-heathenry/neopaganism is maximum cringe, and so Is reconstructed norse.

I knew a Danish person once.
He kept going to the insane asylum because he refused to stop biting his doctors.
He stopped being my friend when I called him a commie and threatened to kill him for saying nobody should own an AR15.

Also neopaganism is comfy tier.
If I can make insane people and English"men" mad then I'm all for Old Norse.

print this one too and always remind them that we were the ones to bail them out of two world wars

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>how is that Islamic republic going bro?

Forget a gun, have you considered a katana? It sounds like it would suit your personality.

Also, I got another one dude. If you’re going to mess with brits online, make a profile pic of a Roman soldier and change your user to

>hey m8 can I borrow your island again?

I’m laughing dude. Most British dudes are Celtic anyway. The snow flavored dindus of Europe

m.youtube.com/watch?v=9JWRzmOlejE

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Wow thank you based anons, now I don’t feel as bad about my first gun which was a gifted rustington 870

A modern British weapon. Fuckin savages

>complains about Israel
>whines about his gay ass country on Jow Forums instead of doing simething
You are why the UK is shit faggot

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Counterintuitively, probably their service rifle, given how much of a national embarrassment it is

Like said, M14 is a great choice. We forced the limeys to abandon their development of an intermediate cartridge to adopt 30.06 with the deal that we would adopt the FAL just like they would. Then we turned around and got the M14 instead. Maximum dickbaggery.

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>mfw english are subhumans
>mfw settlers were english as well
>mfw you are fucking moron

>with the deal that we would adopt the FAL just like they would
The deal was made by the CIA

Holy fucking kek at the SEETHING mutts in this thread right now. How does it feel to have Britain living rent free in your brain all day long?

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Kentucky Long Rifle.

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RENT FREE

Based and redpilled

Not too bad, its only one tiny island these days so it doesn't occupy much space.

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Look at a map, mutt. Ever heard of Northern Ireland? And then there's dozens of Overseas Dependencies.

Still impressive for being only part of a "tiny island", managed to control a quarter of the worlds population and land less than 100 years ago.

>57 replies
>26 posters
hmmmmm...

epoch, simply epoch

You realize America was founded by Englishmen, right? Our laws, culture, language, religion, liberty, science, industry, and ancestry are all English.

Pennsylvania long rifle. It's what we kicked their asses back to britain with in the War of Independence.

This is the reason i got one of those kits, i built it last week.

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It was always a tiny island, I am impressed they did what they did.

>DAVYYYYYYYY
>DAVY CROCKET
>KING OF THE WILD FRONTIER

well... the Kentucky long rifle was used effectively as a red coat killer at the battle of New Orleans
it's a symbol of American and Anglophobia

Good on you OP.

Remember that the British were by far the most cruel, inhumane, and soulless society around during the industrial revolution. They shoved children down smokestacks and then literally set fires under them if they got stuck to "convince" them to get out. They forced Ireland to export wheat during the potato famine and caused hundreds of thousands of unnecessary deaths just to turn a buck.

>Churchill
Gallipoli

England's sociopathic honor society that they rammed down the throats of anyone they could is part of why the world is so fucked up today.

America was founded by Americans you damn Tory.

Settlers were American, they were only ethnically English, not culturally.
Kill yourself.

Almost all of our Founding Fathers were of English origin and justified their rebellion on protecting their traditional rights *as Englishmen.*