What would Jow Forums have done in this situation...

Wear all chainsaw resistant clothing so the chain siezes as soon as it sucks in the Kevlar threads, that's a shitty brush saw anyway.

>subhumans
>anyone who the government doesn't like or is uninclined/unmotivated to give guns to
friend, some of the people who most need guns are seen as lepers.

they're gonna keep attacking you m8
lack of guns only means you can't defend yourself when some chav will decide to hack your head off

All you are doing is weeding out you and yours.
Your mental disability against logic and reason runs deep.

A chainsaw is a clumsy weapon that's easily clogged up by fabrics. Horrifying as it seems, it's not really more effective than a knife (except at cutting open doors you close in the maniac's path). Try swinging your jacket into it for one thing, and there's a good chance it'll clog. He'll have difficulty running with the heavy, awkward thing as well, so fleeing's a good option.

You'd have the advantage against him with a baseball bat or hockey stick, as long as there's space to swing. A chainsaw's not agile enough to block with, so you can break his arms and make him drop it.

All in all, if you're reasonably fit and have some time and space to maneuver (and you should see it coming because it's big and noisy), you should be able to survive a chainsaw attack. If someone wants to kill you with a knife, on the other hand, there's a good chance it'll already be in you before you know he's armed.

>could've been seriously injured if he had not managed to block the doorway
Seriously, how come? I though the guy had a fucking chainsaw with him, did he not use it even on the door?

>Horrifying as it seems, it's not really more effective than a knife
You can throw the chainsaw at someone and knock them out cold, can't do same with most knifes

Ah, the great British under-class.

If it wasn't for the fact that firearms are prohibited in my tenancy agreement then I would have installed a safe and applied for a firearms license. I can still rent guns when I go to my local shooting club, so I at least have more experience with guns than 99% of other bongs just by virtue of getting to hold and fire them

Good luck hitting someone with such a clumsy, bulky projectile.

it's great you like guns and all but this doesn't change the fact that if your government will decide that it doesn't like you you're not getting guns.

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I dunno if that pic really helps our case, NYC has some of the strongest gun laws in the country.

>need two referees and to own land in order to buy a gun

Yeah, good way to weed out 99% of the population, so that only the highest, land owning class can own them.

NYC is also a lot less dangerous than it used to be.

>Good luck hitting someone with such a clumsy, bulky projectile.
Up close, not a problem

It is, though. And you have to get close, which is hard when you're carrying something heavy and awkward.

Get in shape dude

You don't need to own land, you need land that you have permission to shoot on. Big difference. If you're part of a shooting club or take part in organised clay pigeon shooting events then it would fall under that. If you own land then that obviously makes it a lot easier.

The two referrals part is true (and annoying), though

as was intended

>the largest city in the UK is more dangerous than the least dangerous major city in the US
If we were talking about 70s or 80s era New York then it would be shocking, but Rudy Giuliani really cleaned the place up

I'd introduce legislation to require all chainsaws be restricted to those in possession of the appropriate permit.

I'd probably press charges on the mother for not letting the man in the house

>thug
more like chav scum who works at JD.
I'm happy the UK doesn't have the same US
gun laws because if we did then chavs would
easily get hold of them.

>Only 2 years for attacking someone with a chainsaw
I feel like gun laws aren't even the problem here.

Why don't they ever think of the lawful purposes of owning the gun? A gun would be used to stop the chav in case the barricade couldn't come up quickly enough. You set up behind the door, when he breaks through you remove the trash.
Normally, people will only go after people weaker than themselves. A gun balances that.

>wanting to arm these """people"""

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You aren't wrong but what would stop the chav from buying a gun too? Yes you have evened the odds but also escalated things massively. Most Chavs will just beat you up rather than try to kill you, if they were armed then entire parts of the country would become Brazil-tier overnight

>CHAINSAW ARE ASSAULT MURDERING DEVICE THEY SHOULD BE BANNED - WE THE PEOPLE AS WELL AS THE POLICE ARE TOTALLY VULNERABLE TO THEM

That's the absolute state of UK - no guns, everything banned or restricted, no freedom at all - beside the one that allows you to cut your son penis to make him a trans because he once said that he "kinda like dolls" - which is also sexist btw as everyone should love to play with pink dolls - but it doesn't matter in this case to libs because otherwise they'd get the impression to repress the feminine side of the poor boy.

Libtards.................

The entire country is alot less dangerous than it used to be. 80's and 90's were shit shows for sure

You have em too? We try to keep them quarantined in trailer parks.

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I see Hitler would've done the world a solid by dropping 150 tons of sarin and tabun on London

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You might be surprised how much a deterrent someone with a gun is toward violence. The majority of defensive gun uses in the US never involve firing a shot and the risk of losing your life by bullet or in prison is huge deterrent toward just going around killing people.
Also, can chavs even afford a gun? Over there a glock would might be a grand if it was legalized.

>You might be surprised how much a deterrent someone with a gun is toward violence. The majority of defensive gun uses in the US never involve firing a shot and the risk of losing your life by bullet or in prison is huge deterrent toward just going around killing people.
Not in places like Warzone of Boston

I'd rather be in a gun fight with 2 than possibly dying in a fistfight. I'm not sure how fighting happens over there but here people will often keep hitting you until or past being unresponsive. Those people need to die tbqh.

>28 year old mother

>baldfuck is beeing confrontational against a woman
>other guy steps in
>punches his head in
>still alive
>women fight eachother on the tarmac
>one of them gets pinned down by three other women
>other guy is obviously concerned
>bald boy still putting himself between him and the woman
>haired man clearly not confrontational
>baldfuck still pushing trying to pick up the fight again
>gets hit again
>maneuvers to kick the dog at 1:52
I dont have context or anything, but from that video alone its pretty clear who's in the bigger jackass.

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Fuck 'em. Just wall off the council estates and let 'em fight it out.

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I'm convinced there is a conspiracy behind the weapon laws and criminal justice there. Different mafia factions of wealthy and politically connected people at the top, with petty criminals doing shit like this to try to take over turf by driving down property value or some other rackets. Since the lower criminal element is their pawns they try to limit how badly they can get hurt or killed in the commission of their crime and giving them a pay off, in exchange for omerta from their subordinates.

false, the liberal agenda is made the country even more violent, especially now with all the mudslimes and wetbacks invading. Leftists cities and states just stopped properly reporting the statistics since they are racist.

I'd take a million chavs over a single shitskin, even if the thing was non violent

Whats stopping a pack of chavs from just roaming around beating the shit out of people for fun? You're implying regular retards would just kill eachother if given the tools, but everyone has knives and bricks or shovels arent hard to find on a street.
You can kill anyone just fine if you want to. People just really hate killing other people, guns or not.

Yes, the UK really is awful when you've never actually set foot there and everything you know about it comes from Jow Forums and r/the_donald

imagine the person typing this post

What level of Jow Forumstard do you have to be to think that pakis are worse than chavs

Pakis aren't really violent in the way that chavs are, and if they are they tend to do it among themselves. The problem with pakis is that they're a bit rapey

Just getting a litlle fun here - had a hard day. With love, from a frenchanon who likes his european neighbors.

This

I love hearing about how fucked the uk is
It's like every other day some rapefugee kills a bunch of people and the leftists justify it
God its so fucking good

If I was in that situation, I would be brewing me up some home made pepper spray. Hottest peppers known to man, dried and added to alcohol/vinegar and baby oil solution. This when bottled will last about 3-4 months. Don't leave the house without your pepper spray and when the shit hits the fan the dude with the leaf cutter would be in agony for a good hour. Make him think twice.

The idea that refugees are out of control committing crimes is based on manipulation of data by ideologues.

youtube.com/watch?v=4PuXoOvDYPE

The video is about Germany, but applies to similar 'migrant crime tracker' sites for the UK

A nigger with a glock is far less dangerous than a Chav with a chainsaw.
Plus, Abbo's are mostly docile.

>Pakis aren't really violent in the way that chavs are
Pakis are just as violent
We have black ghettos in our cities now too, mass knife fights between groups of dozens of youths

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I'm trying to imagine you, keyboard fatwarrior comes to mind. Some sort of useful idiot.

my advice to you is before starting a fight lift weights so you don't look and perform like a wet noodle

now you no longer have to bitch about "wahh chainsaws are heavy and nobody could ever do that because everybody is 140 pounds like me"

American blacks are a lot more feral than British blacks. Even the worst areas of the UK aren't comparable to Camden, New Jersey or Gary, Indiana. Those places are the real 'no-go zones'

>Whats stopping a pack of chavs from just roaming around beating the shit out of people for fun?
They often do

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Classic case of exaggeration of a real issue. Just because some people have manipulated the data to suit their dialogue does not mean that a less extreme version of this problem is not a legitimate issue.

Fuck off with that fake news shit nigger

>a video debunking fake news is fake news

When its pushing a far left liberal agenda it is. Try again bucko

>exposing how someone else is fudging statistics to push an agenda is pushing an agenda
Nice try, Cletus

If I asked politely, would both of you go somewhere else?

I 100% believe the people in the train are at fault here. Bystander apathy needs to be weeded out in the early years.
If someone is getting beaten up in your wagon and you just straight up leave you should be thrown in jail.

>I don't understand how human psychology works
Most people just see it as someone else's problem, 'I don't know what lead up to this fight so I won't get involved'. Intervening arguably makes things worse and just risks bringing legal and physical danger upon yourself

>unsheaths stihl ms880
While the crime rates continue to go down nationwide, crime rates, especially violent crime, is once again rising in many "diverse" urban areas.

shit no picture

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Right
Wrong. Imagine the chaos that would ensue if everyone who witnessed a fight piled on and started to try and assist in fighting randos. Oh wait, those already exist and they're called riots

>most people see it as someone else's problem.
I know, thats the cause of the bystander effect. Im saying that it IS your responsability to stop public beatings. I dont care what lead up to you walking into a train full of people and beating two of them. I dont care.
Saying "ah it is how it is what you gon do" is exactly the same problem.

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Why am I obligated to help, exactly? I just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. And maybe the beating is justified? Should I stop a father from beating up someone who raped one of his kids?

>Bystander apathy needs to be weeded out in the early years.

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Go brush your teeth

>why should I stop crimes if they dont concern me lmao
Because Justice (TM) and social trust depends on you too. Same way you trust your taxi driver not to murder you and drop you off a cliff or your pilot to not be an undercover jihadi.
>maybe there's objective good being commited right now! you dont know!
Right, thats why you stop the fight. Maybe that woman being beaten just scammed a million out of the attacker's father. Maybe she's pregnant and his boyfriend hired three samoans to break her arms and hopefully cause a miscarriage by stress.
You dont know if its a crime or not thats why you stop it. If its a serial pedophile rapist, I personally allow you to join. But after.

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21st century people are too autistic to understand the idea that society won't work without people like them putting forth effort to make it work.

It used to be that you could shout "thief" and the anyone who was running away would get grabbed by a passing bystander, because that was the accepted method of keeping the peace.

If an average group of people within a society can't even enforce a rule as simple as "stop hitting people" then you're pretty much fucked as a culture and you don't have any future as a society.

this desu

>offensive weapon
Didn't know chainsaws were weapons.

People here are probably too tired from work or fed up of two thirds of their income going to public services in this country to care. Also unless its family I can't imagine anyone would want to get involved.
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-45224946

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Read
And think about how fights work. Hair bro could have wrecked bald fucks shit after he curled up on the ground. Cut to a few seconds later and he got back up and is standing between hair bro and I guess some of the women.

If he'd curbstomped bald fuck the fight would have ended and his girlfriend/wife/sister wouldn't have gotten attacked. Always finish fights.

>I personally allow you to join. But after.
This.
>see kid getting fucked up by two other kids (They were all around 16
>Whoah hold up there lads
>he punched our sister and kicked our dog man
>Ah sorry, carry on then

Stupid american, even in US you can be charged with assault with deadly weapon even if you were armed with nothing else but a plastic kitchen spatula

British posts on Jow Forums always depress me.

They seem to have become so hopeless and submissive.

What happened to the guys who stood alone against the Nazis and crushed Napoleon?

Russians usually post on Jow Forums

I'm not going to intervene with a trash aids person unless I have a gun so that I don't have to touch them. If they die, it's probably for the better of our society.

Bong here, it really does seem like the average person here is just an NPC. People are happy to just work, watch low-quality TV programming, get drunk at the weekends and then just drop dead. Most Brits have the mindset of pic related, 'I have to work so I can buy a one-bedroom apartment in central London because it's the only part of the country where there are any jobs'

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please don't emigrate to any other euro country
last thing euro countries need is UK mindset

You need a chainsaw license. tkftraining.co.uk/guide-getting-chainsaw-certificate/

This. There are a fair number of non NPC brits out there, but they tend to be very withdrawn, and try to blend in as much as possible. If they've had a bit to drink, and really trust you, how they feel starts to slip through.
The whole thing depresses the fuck out of me when I'm over there.
only if your job involves chainsaws
t. us/uk dualie

>You need a chainsaw license.
Literally first sentence

>Workers must be adequately trained and competent to carry out their job safely.
Only applies to employees literally working on lumber with chainsaws and axes

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1000% this.

You only need a police state when people stop trying to police themselves.

>Save us all, bin that saw

just set the chavs on the pakis

What's wrong with this? Not menopausal enough for you?