>hey uncle user! uncle user! wanna play war?
Hey uncle user! uncle user! wanna play war?
Joshua Harris
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Daniel Baker
I've already started teachning my nephew how to catch crabs at the beach. Mercilessly hunting eachother with nerf guns is next. Can't wait,. I love that little fucker
William Jenkins
Who the hell are you? Where are your parents?
Leo Perry
>show the boy homemaderpg.jpg
>teach him aiming skills and homemade napalm
>set local forest on fire
>bring out last years deer entrails and let them rot by the raging flames
>true lesson taught of "playing war"
If he gets a boner then I'll show him the true ways of the Jow Forumsommando
Jason Jenkins
>alright, but I ain't taken prisoners
Owen Gomez
Looks like a shitskin
Dominic Smith
heh, yep... he's your nephew alright
Gavin Jenkins
>uncle user why are you shaking?
Hunter Hill
Sure kid
Jayden Myers
Why is mikes nephew a monkey?
Xavier Morales
Sure buddy!, here put this on, and you see those nice men over there? Yes, those guys with ATF on their jackets? You can go over and they'll give you candy! Go on, it's OK!
Josiah Edwards
Hell yeah little buddy, lemme go grab my Nerf gun from the attic. Watch out dude, it's a custom build!
Cooper Mitchell
The new nerf guns look like bolters, it's awesome
Noah Rogers
yo we muslim now
Luis Jackson
I will stomp his fucking bespectacled face in the mud.
Jayden Williams
Sure, now be still while I shove bamboo shoots under your fingernails like your ancestors did.
Carson Ortiz
>tfw I'm an only child
>tfw I'll never be the Offical Cool Uncle
Jace Brooks
Get a wife with siblings, dummy
Brayden Martinez
>Wife
We only have trap and trap accesories
Joseph Price
>the hopper is literally a 15 gallon tub
Adrian White
Give me that little one. Yeah the one that fires only one shot. I’ll hit you from the other side of the yard
John Mitchell
>pew* pew*
>ah you got me
>hey billy what do you say we go shoot real guns instead
>idk uncle user my mom said real guns are dangerous and i should stay away from them
>well billy im gonna let you in on a little secret...
>...your moms a bitch
>come now billy let me teach your about this thing called tannerite
Anthony Smith
*sigh*
Its aunt user now, remember?
David Russell
I had this great uncle...
He was fucking awesome.
Blake Rodriguez
Camden Jones
awww this warms my heart.
Henry Anderson
Why do I have a weird pajeet/hapa/hispanic looking nephew?
Grayson Williams
>IT AIN'T MEEE
Isaiah Kelly
It's your gook wife's sibling's hapa child.
>inb4 hurrrrrrr I don't want a zipperhead wife
Yeah you do, you lying POS. Asian women were made for the BWC.
Ryan Taylor
So... You still wanna play?
Daniel Collins
Watch that fence for bad guys, Junior. I'll be back in 6 hours to see how you're doing.
Kevin Jones
Hunter Rodriguez
What the fuck is that? Some chinko nerf barricade ripoff?
David Reyes
Truest post here
Kayden Evans
>Implying le 56% have a BWC
Anthony Gutierrez
"hey gramps, the japs are at it again"
Noah Bennett
Who is thot
Sebastian Richardson
Anything is an upgrade from LAP (little asian penises). Gook whores will feverishly jam their slanted love holes all over my 56% dick.
Sebastian Sanchez
On that, i'd agree. And so would they (according to actual online dating statistics).
Chase Russell
> mfw it loads slow and gets stuck on the willie pete airstrike
Gabriel Nguyen
let's go bitch
Jacob Murphy
Is that actually legal?
Gabriel Bailey
Yes. Yes I do. Muhahahhhhahhh.
Zachary Hill
I'll have to consult the ATF agent scoping this thread
Jayden Diaz
How old was this, I cant remember if I was still a teenager when I saw this.
Michael Howard
It's on you little cunts
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Benjamin Gonzalez
Kayden Myers
Sure, kid. Let's play Guards and POW. I'll be the guard and you're the POW.
Brandon Bell
Connor Hernandez
Sure thing buddy! Pick your poison
Adam Robinson
You only do that if your sister is a mudshark.
Nolan Watson
All I have is a god daughter who is not into that at all. I keep trying to convince her to let me teach her to box at least.
Until then we'll just keep playing legos and going to the movies.
Carson James
>child was pinned down for 20 minutes before being flanked and shot in the face
>I win HA
Elijah Jackson
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Jacob Allen
Cant be very old then can it
Ayden Allen
sure thing little johnny
Nathan Richardson
Last time the family wanted to do a nerf war, I showed up like this.
My 8y/o niece got scared of my purge mask, which made hitting her in the back really easy. Esp because she makes this retarded face and grabs ur nerf gun without yielding to clear hits.
My 10 y/o nephew threw a minecraft pickaxe at me WHICH IS NOT OK TO HIT PEOPLE WITH, I told him that 10s beforehand and he said "I dont care".
Gave that little shit a homerun swing to his thigh.
I smacked two mega darts out of the air at 20 and then 15 feet, chased my uncle down on someones lawn and beat him while he kept saying OK OK OK.
Etc.
The bat is literally a 1 inch fiberglass rod with hulk hands foam around it. Really hurts.
Dominic Howard
Single shot nerf guns are no joke, some of them actually hurt if you get hit from close enough.
Tyler James
Heh, a trap with a cock.
Ian Nguyen
>showing up to the family gathering in le based stickman attire
BASED PEDE
Alexander Phillips
it feels good knowing I had a collection on par with another user for once.
Liam Harris
CS-6 with a drum mag and the green pistol.,
Jonathan Bailey
None of this is stickman attire.
Pls go back to Jow Forums
Samuel Rogers
god I wish that were me
Caleb Hall
Nephew, did you just assume my gender?
Colton Bailey
I catch mine downtown.
Bentley Stewart
"heh sure kid its your funeral"
>teleports behind the faggot and severs his spine with my trusty katana
"You will never be a warrior"
Charles Barnes
that's seriously impressive editing
Xavier Moore
Cool story bro
Levi Gomez
>PEDE
Back to fucking reddit with you, scum
Sebastian Martinez
i catch mine at ur moms house