I'm so scared if dying Jow Forums wat do I do

Is that the unibomber I can play mondolin

Rain goes straight through cheap rain flies

I get SSI I hate shelters. I'm gonna get a job next spring.

I'm like a 30 minute walk from a hotel and MC Donald's I got trash bags

Last night was like a hurricane trees was coming down and as soon as I stepped outside my tent to fixed my torn tarp I was instant soaked.

Pretty fun desu it was like the virtual reality ride at the aquarium but it was real.

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>go out urban exploring
>find abandoned places all the time
>usually a hobo hut or two
>can't resist, always have to pee on their beds

lololol you'd be sleeping in piss right now if i found your little gay tent fag boi

What state are you in user?

Tennessee River imma move my shit inland to avoid winter flooding but it's very warm here.

Nuh uh my tent is guarded by tics and invisivle red tape

inb4 you do this to an innawoods hobo or fugitive who is armed.

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Thats what i was thinking
>this just in: user axe murdered by homeless suspect, claims he urinated upon his living space

Fuck it...

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>I'm so scared if dying Jow Forums wat do I do
KYS

You can't be that far out if you have cell phone reception, especially data. You'll be fine. OP is probably camping near the edge of some gay park inna city.

That's hardly camping. You're just propping up a tent in a local lake park. Someone's probably thinking you're homeless already.

No I'm inna woods like 1 mile from the library 4 realz

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chattanooga or something?
just go in the city and find a shelter

No I'm 30 yards from the gas pipeline off the interstate!!

I'm not homeless I'm an adventurer

You should be scared of when dying. If dying was always when dying.

>just go in the city
>Chattanooga
I think he's better off in the woods in this case.

Kys

Dude cmon I've been spending the last 3 years in like Denver and Portland sleep-in on the sidewalk I grew up in the woods in OR I'm so proud and happy in my camp!!!!

Let leviathan blow her terror upon my camp! Life strikes me now!

>packing 4 wood pallets around innawoods
Heh
Nah brah

Fuck atlanta

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Who said four? You could get away with two

I have a big tent

You are not a good person user

4u

You need space between the tarp and the bug net from your tent. Condensation is going to collect on your tarp (normal) and you don't want the condensation to contact your tent. This will be a lot more important during sustained rains when keeping things dry is more critical.

When you have the opportunity to dry your shit don't miss it, on sunny days with a breeze hang up all your things to dry.

Always be clean when you go to town, have clean clothes and be washed up. People can subtlety pick up when your clothes have been worn for a few days and you are unshowered and that's going to impact how people view you and whether they hire you for instance.

I have a small tent >=[

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Hey there tex, what ya day
Step aside partner, its my day
Bend an ear and listen to my version
Of a really solid tennisee excursion

Pardon me boy, is that the Chattanooga choo choo?
Yes yes it is track 29
Boy you can give me a shine
Can you afford to board the Chattanooga choo choo?

Ive got my fair
And just a trifle to spare

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I bathe off in the river which is warm.

It's about a 1 hour walk to public showers

In this pic I'll be moving south soon to escape winter flooding along the pipeline, there's a creek just out of frame to the south. I'm either going to Oregon or Louisiana in spring to pursue employment there.

As for the condensation I'm planning now on keeping like a double folded sheet in between the tarp and tent. Last night's storm fucked shit up so I gotta rebuild my camp. I also have a blue tarp. I'm currently inside for a day with my tent stripped down by the pipeline.

I got like 600 in the bank

I have a plan now to have a tied garbage bag of clean clothes for the next time a storm fucks my tent up.

>Jow Forums - hobos

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chattanooga is literally filled with homeless retards sleeping in bushes and shit, it's perfect

Kill yourself to conquer your fear

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Start collecting skid OP!

Find some secluded spot and build a skid wood shelter.

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What's a skid? Like deadbeats?

Where are you even stealing wifi from?

Just accept that it'll happen to you just like everyone else and it's how nature works.
That's the way I see it.

pallets senpai

Sure you do bud, sure you do.

You're gonna get attacked by a crazy hobo, and yeah you'll probably win the fight but later you'll get a weird skin rash from contact with him, and the doctor will till you it should clear itself up in a few weeks and no medication is needed, but a year later it'll still be there and you'll be too nervous to go see a doctor then because they'll ask questions and you'll struggle with the importance of telling them it came from being attacked by a homeless person who you angered, or lying and risking an improper diagnosis.

It's not pityriasis rosea if it's still there a year later

Do some drugs like a rational hobo, the fear of death will leave you quickly once you realize how many twigs and bits of dirt are in and on your tent, it will give you purpose

Some of his replies read like he's already smoking crack.

I think there's like 2 or three in here actually.

Well then he's got it all figured out, He'll fucking madman his way through it in an impressively irrational manner or he'll die

UM; GETTING A FUCKING JOB NEVER CROSSED YOUR MIND??? I PUT MY BOOTS ON AND GO FACE THE DAY 5 DAYS A WEEK, AND WOAH; EVERY 14 DAYS MY BOSS GIVES ME A PAYCHECK... UNREAL MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Dad you hit the caps lock again.

>Stand your ground and castle doctrine apply, homeless suspect released without charges
>Homeless man quoted as saying "Aww fuck, I was hoping to get somma that nice warm prison food."

>I'm scared I'm gunna die.
I wouldn't worry about it.

>I'm gonna get a job next spring

How about next Tuesday

Nah

We have enough gutterniggers here already. And the feral chimps will eat you alive. Go back to OR.
T. Louisiana fag

Where would a hobo get nails and a hammer?

Same place they get everything else: steal from hardworking families

What's Jow Forums about this besides being innawoods? Go to /out/ or something lol

>Condensation is going to collect on your tarp (normal) and you don't want the condensation to contact your tent. This will be a lot more important during sustained rains when keeping things dry is more critical.
Just wondering, I've been thinking of building a small room half way underground on flatland offgrid and using hardwood posts in cement to give enough clearance so if it rains heavily I'll be able to pump most of it out. The entire structure including the posts and sloped roof will be wrapped in multiple layers of either vinyl coated fabric or polyethylene, using staples to secure them and made watertight with vinyl cement. Similar to how skin on frame kayaks use the materials, the outer walls will be surrounded with a wall of sand and then gravel to direct water straight down.
The structure will be covered completely aside from the entrance like an earth berm house, the wood all coated in layers of epoxy resin

Been thinking it over a while now and other than humidity and the often flooded foundation posts which could cause slumping and other instabilities I wouldn't know until it was built, I'm just not sure about it, I think it would last for 5 years at least as it will only be 2.5x1.5m and high enough to crouch in. I'll also put down a radon barrier under the floor

I'd like to know if this is possible somewhere with over 1500mm of annual rainfall and if there are any improvements or things I haven't thought about (essentially pic related but with a raised wooden floor)
Would the condensation constantly form inside on the resin coated wood? Would there be mold/other problems?

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