Jow Forums range stories

>met current GF on tinder
>hates commies, leftists, gays, nigs, etc
>took her shooting, pic relate. Met at the range with the old man
>shot AR, HK, Glock, etc
>car ride back to my place she says she wants to start collecting guns with me

I’m in Heaven Boys. I made it. Don’t give up hope for yourself.

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user, she looks like she’s awfully unattractive.

Low key fucks nigs behind ur back

>2018 believing women

How about stop judging lest ye be judged. Also, looks aren't that important. Also hot women seem to always have terrible personalities, and while I can't fuck a personality, I do have to live with it and listen to what it has to say

This, why do you think we join antifa and invade Jow Forums?

How big are her tits?

>Yeah I was gonna post some snarky shit too
In reality breed the hell out of her and make ten white babies that look just like you.
>you should be banging her right now, actually

it's a bad angle obviously
not bad/10
I am actually Honduran-American but yes we plan on breeding in the future
>2018 being a failure neet

She looks fat, and like she doesn't take proper care of her hair and just by the set of her shoulders and neck I can tell you she's not even fat with a pretty face.

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>falling for the vaginal Jew

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This right here. She looks dumpy.

Looks are gonna matter a whole hell of a lot if you're gonna be fucking that thing for the rest of your life.

Congrats on tricking a girl user. We will need some Blacks and gays to fight the commies though just saying.

This. Women are disgusting weak whores that shouldn't be trusted. Boipussi or go home.

Lmao so she's a race mixing shitskin lover. She's a piece of trash who has probably fucked plenty of dudes on tinder before.

If she really loves guns, why didn't she do it before you took her on a date? She sounds extremely desperate and is obviously just saying whatever she thinks you want to hear.
>hates commies, leftists, gays, nigs, etc
So what if you have a kid with her and he/she grows up to be a gay leftist commie who marries a nig? If she really is such a hateful person, then run. If she isn't, then she's a liar and you should run. She looks pretty ugly and the fact that she's wearing a hoodie says that she doesn't know how to take care of herself. If she can't take care of herself, how do you expect her to take care of you or your kids? Run. Do not look back. Get away from that thing, fast.

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Why do you think she's with a spic? She obviously can't get any white man to take care of her, and I'm sure she's tried before.

>she likes guns
>THAT stance
You ignorant retard, she's charming her way into your house to steal all your fucking guns. She's a fucking land whale and you're playing right into her hand. Are you a fucking marine? Only explanation i can come up with for unironically WANTING that hamplanet.

OP is a spic? Ohhhhhh. That makes sense. They always seem to love the porky white trailer trash.

>met on tinder
Yikes, enjoy eating roast beef

>she's charming her way into your house
Yes.
>to steal all your fucking guns.
No, no, no, no, no. Why would she steal his guns for a short-term, one-time reward when she can ingratiate herself to him and live off his graces for the rest of her life?

>being this neet

>thinking a girl on tinder isn't a used up whore
you're either a virgin or just a naive retard.

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Haha it's quite easy to tell that you're frustrated José

ITT: Spic tries to show off his whore whale of a race traitor GF and it backfires

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This. It doesn't matter that she's an ugly fat thot. She's no virgin. There are plenty of People of Crime and Spics who will take a girl of that shape.

Is that supposed to be her? Yikes, man. Scaping the bottom of the barrel, much?

>So what if you have a kid and he/she grows up to be a gay leftist commie who marries a nig
Murder-suicide would probably be the best option

she is a virgin actually you losers

>go to range
>make a few friends
>find out they live in my town
>too autistic to get their numbers

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Sure thing, Juan. Let me guess, she broke her hymen riding horses?

jesus christ OP what did we learn here today

in that case GTFO squatter

OH NO NO NO NO
WAIT TILL YOU SEE IT

Sure thing José, is this your first encounter with the opposite sex? You are incredibly naive.

>Hates commies, leftists, gays, nigs etc
>Doesn't mind dating a shitskin spic
Hmmmmm....

Of course obese white whales are hateful cunts.

Enjoy your white trash life OP.

My spicy senorita likes guns, love hiking, loves cycling, the outdoors in general. Didn't enjoy fishing but genuinely loves the idea of it.

>That shit tier stance

Are you austic yourself or just a bad teacher?

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>goes on 1 date
>whale tells guy what she thinks he wants to hear
>guy will now spend all his money catering to her until she finds a higher value guy to monkey branch to

As long as you're delusional enough to believe women think the same way about relationships as you do, you'll be happy. Unless somehow that fatbody can attract something better than an invasive spic. You should be good to go. Enjoy your life Paco, the future is yours and your goblinos.

Does it surprise you that Spics all get married at about age 23 and have 8+ kids?

>I think I'll make a range story thread!
>Hey guys check out my whore race mixing fat whale of a GF! We've only been on one date, but she's my GF! I'm gonna marry her!
C'mon Pablo, at least try next time.

That's completely your fault, but you can be better than that. I believe in you. You'll probably have the chance to see them again. Don't let that opportunity slip!

lmfao look at you trying to cope because you know shes ugly as fuck but you so desperately need a Jow Forums gf.

my wifes hot as fuck user. she doesnt give a shit about guns, she occasionally askes to go shoot with me, and asks that i dont be irresponsible with spending, thats it.

dont settle for some nasty ass tinder cum dumpster. also get a fuckin uspt, stop fuckin around and settling for less.

>Hey Jow Forums, look at my hot new GF bet your jealous.
She looks like a pig
>Uh, wow judgemental much!??

Hello new friend

Why do women suck at guns so much

Between the chick lean when shooting rifles and this bullshit she’s doing moving her head down and back to try and line up the sights.

This thread is a fucking zoo house and I love it.

That's what José gets for trying to brag about his race mixing porker.

Looks like fat white trash.

Sometimes I see white women with spics and they're always fat, ugly, and failed to attract another white mate. This instance is no different. Great thread OP.

all of these seething neet nazi punks itt

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>If you don't wanna date a nasty landwhale with no real personality or interests you're a Nazi

Simmer down there tumblr

oof

f a x f a m

She looks fat and ugly lmao. And you're a spic? Yet you like that she's racist? Lmao I guarantee she's had some ethnic dick before buddy if she's on tinder. Congrats on finding an ugly fat whore, I bet if she was dating some other guy she would just adopt his views too. This is such an embarrassing post. Why would you do this to yourself are you really this unaware

Double OOF

>using the word shitskin unironically
>not nazi

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Good for you OP. Live And Let Die.

You know not everyone who is racist is a nazi right? Of course you do because this is bait.

>hates people of other races
>OP has to block out everything because she's a fat, ugly pig of a woman
like pottery

Calling girl friend “it”... don’t change.

This thread made me way less racist t b h

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>Also, looks aren't that important. Also hot women seem to always have terrible personalities, and while I can't fuck a personality, I do have to live with it and listen to what it has to say
lol ok

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Looks don't really matter, the important thing is you pump out as many babies as possible. (Assuming you can afford it and they aren't welfare babies)

>gays
This is Jow Forums, user. You've got plenty of ancap faggots on this board.

>she's a fucking landwhale and you're playing right into her hand
>are you a marine?

Truer words were never uttered! What is with marines? They always talk about how hot the tail they get is, and end up married to the fattest fucking ham planets they can find! That's when they aren't being weird with other guys in the showers.

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>too retarded to get a job without having to go to uncle sam
>too retarded to get a woman who weighs less than them

>pic very related

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HAHAHAH imagine that a brown person all over the fat white bitches? Who woulda thunk!lol.... Dirty nigger/spic loving fat bitch is hoping you wont care about the Aids she gave you from the last nigger she let park his dick in her skank ass twat!

>be brown
>date wh*tes
dammit user

enjoy your walrus

Man I’m loving these range stories. Goddamn you faggots get derailed by the slightest shit.

>the fact that she's wearing a hoodie says that she doesn't know how to take care of herself
You've never once worn a hoodie to the range? Always in your best dress, I understand. Always gotta impress the fudds and get praise, haven't you, boy?

This is what happens when you let Jow Forums take over this site

You don't match your clothes to the guns you're shooting?

This was a slampig thread the moment OP started posting

Lol yeah that’s what the tindr whale who catfished me said as well.

She’s gonna rob you bro, I’m not even joking. Tindr is full of these coal burners.

>how about you stop judging
>yea dude I hate gays and black people

Clockwork

tinder is a red flag user

I’m starting to realize this as well.

Where does a Jow Forumsommando find a women?

Not that user but I found mine at a trump rally/the chans

>met current GF on tinder
Enjoy your STDs

>met GF on Tinder
>hates nigs
I got bad news for you..
This
Wew

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>met gf on the chans

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>met gf on sex chat site almost 5 years ago now
needless to say i'm fucking miserable

>Jow Forums is responsible for op posting a shit thread about his landwhale coalburner gf
kek

I'm the farthest thing from a nazi but even I agree niggers are shit, fuck off tumblr.

OP is the saddest shit skin ever right about now. KYS dude. This is the most cringe thread in 2018, easy.

>I can't fuck a personality, I do have to live with it and listen to what it has to say
100% correct!!

>Based Black Ally!

Eat shit traitor, go watch some more capeshit or Netflix specials while you're at it

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>met current GF on tinder
Yikes.... G-good for you user

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Didn't you post this pic a couple days ago in another thread? Sounds like you're insecure about your choice of woman in a relationship and are trying to show her off. Nobody's impressed.

>has hand and forearm tattoos
>used tinder
if that's making it then i hope i never make it.

So a fat white woman who can't hold a pistol properly is dating some Honduran fuck,

kek