Any stolen valor story

any stolen valor story

>be me 19 200 lb pure muscle
>go to local town
>dress up in some military fatiuges
>get free shit
>get free sex from local whores
>tell the local kids of my heroic battles and bravery

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>be me 19
>Tell the local kids of my heroic battles and bravery

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What is with americans and stolen valour stupidity, feel like if i walked around in my army jacket (russian) i'd have spergs attacking me in grocery store

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You'd get the shit kicked outta you in my town and rightfully so. Scum

>be me 200lb 6'5
>dress up like marine
>some fat pice of shit manlet comes to me says how his buddies died for this shit
>just put my hand up at his face this pisses him off even more
>he tries to punch me
>I use my superrior ufc training dodge his punch and throw a hook at his head
>he's flat on his face
>went through his walet turns out he was just a pog.

love putting fat pices of shit in there place

MFW I walked away

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Muricans bootlicking the zog bootlickers.
What's new.

I like to meet clients (I'm a photographer) at Denny's. I go in with my ACU pants, a tight fitting green tshirt, and my clipboard and always get my breakfast free cause they think im a recruiter.

A couple years ago I never would have accepted it, but I've seen so many entitled vets get butthurt over their stolen valor that now I just roll with it as a "fuck you".

but all that does is hurt the denny's not get back at the vets?

the entitled vets are just cunts

Here in America, we have something called honoring our servicemen and I know this is a foreign concept to people outside of America, who cannot fathom what it means to risk your life in a noble sacrifice in the name of freedom and liberty. This means that any sign of disrespect (like wearing something you didn't earn) of that is rightfully putdown.

What happens if I got Masonic Stolen Valor? I'm thinking of getting a 33 degree hat

then be thankful you dont get conscripted
fuck should I know

this guys a vet

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also the guy says he's a combat vet but was really just a pog

True, but Denny's made the decision not to charge. If I could find a way to get over on the donit shops and McDonalds that offer free shit to cops I would.

And you're just some euroturd, as if you could understand the meaning of sacrifice.

Cringe

Confirmed homeless man.

Cringe

basically, if you dont have any markings on the fatigues, then people know you are just wearing them. If it has any unit marks or awards in the wrong place, prepare to get uranus tore open by some self righteous prick
the likeliness of this happening also increases with the higher the rank youre wearing is

My penis is gonna cringe into your pooper soon enough.

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Yeah, being a stooge for American imperialism is truly heroic. Fuck off

Good, surplusshits need to be reminded of their place by force if necessary.

A brother would probably say hello, realize you are larping, then stop talking to you once he realizes you are a cowan.
Most people wouldn't even know what it meant. Tinfoil types might give you shit but in all honesty nothing would happen.

Then everyone clapped

I've never enlisted nor have my buddies. But I can usually tell when someone is larping because they're in damn near full dress with badges/medals/all that jazz in like a fucking Dunkin donuts. They're usually very vocal about their "veteran" status as well trying to get free shit. I don't even give a fuck about their "offensive" actions. They're just annoying ND honestly, how pathetic do you have to be to try and get glory/recognition for military service?

That's a lot of stripes for a fake pog.

You are an even bigger faggot than entitled vets.

t. entitled vet

>a noble sacrifice in the name of freedom and liberty

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>200lb 6'5
skelly mode