What happens there anons? Shitposting AYYYs? NSA Hub?
Also spooky bases general.
Pine Gap airbase:
James Cooper
Nathaniel Young
AAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYLMAO SEX
Andrew Hughes
The UK, NZ, Canada and the USA all cooperate to provide each other with sigint. Pine Gap is an extension of that. It assists in spying on the commonwealths enemies in the pacific.
No ayys, just sigint gathering and satellite watching.
Bentley Peterson
It is so classified that if you go there you never come back
Jaxson Reed
I like how someone said "You know what? We need a swimming pool in the middle of the desert."
Jeremiah Watson
Nice try ASIO, but we all know there was an Ayyy invasion of Alice Springs in the 60s and you covered it up.
Carson Allen
That's pretty cool actually, i bet that's the leisure area where they party with lots of hot Australian girls.
Eli Collins
>swimming pool
>green grass
Spooks get the best shit, what the fuck.
Alexander Morgan
I mean they are isolated in the middle of the outback. At least they can have some grass.
Isaac Foster
>you'll never take a hot aussie girl back to your barracks and anally probe her with your ayylmao friends before disappearing her forever
I should've tried harder in school
Brandon Baker
Standard fare at all large out back facilities. I was at one in W.A. it could house 170 PPL, it had all the mod cons, pool, golf course, bowling pins, tennis, pool. Had ONE employee, it was a wicked weird place, every AC unit running full blast, no one there except him and he brewed beer all day, gawd knows what he did at night!
Easton Perry
Still, you'd think an indoor pool would be a better idea. Keep sand out, easier to clean, keep water in, out of direct sun, cooler, etc.
Jackson Williams
W-what do you mean?
Camden Carter
Stargate.
Nathaniel Martinez
>Chuck cassowaries through as first strike weapons
FUCK ALL Y'ALL EGYPTIAN ASSHOLES
Dylan Bell
It's AYY LMAO.
Colton Bailey
It's the communication and control centre for all the satellites and shit in the southern half of the eastern hemisphere. So, communicating with drones and spy satellites and shit like that.
Mason Smith
this
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the real question is what happens here. larger training/test area than NTTR and more isolated than area 51
we know BAE tested taranis there
Jackson Davis
>Hot Aussie chicks
>That far out bush
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Connor Myers
This base is very strange too, even heard people say there is a Jet pack inside. A melanin enriched gentleman found some bodybags in the canyon in the back.
Noah Barnes
Tip top taste my dude
Dylan Ward
If the Yanks at the pubs in Alice are anything to go by, a lot of cleaning. Every Seppo you talk to there is 'just a janitor.'
Jose Watson
Since its obviously secluded and top secret you guys think the chow and rec center is okay for military enlisted?
Gabriel Flores
The ayys have been kept at Dulce base for a while now
Isaiah Gutierrez
Ive read they have a special antenna that is dug down hundreds of metres into the earth beneath the base
Adrian Smith
Do you know what a sub-dermal neurophone is?
Exactly. Sometimes its best to stay in the dark, kid.
Jackson Richardson
I have a special probe I can bury hundreds of millimeters deep inside you
Easton Moore
this game made being a lonely loser so much better
Joseph Rodriguez
Obviously what doesn't go on there is watering their fucking lawn.
Cameron Davis
>spots of greenery in a sea of brown
>they don't water their lawn
...?