>Be Australian
>Can only get manually operated rifles
>need a fucking permit for every gun I buy
>fudd ranges everywhere, can only single load at gun ranges
(can't load a magazine without the "range officer" watching you)
>Need to spend two years and 80K AUD to be able to apply for a gunsmith's licence
fuck australia, how do I get US citizenship without marrying a roastie?
depends on your income. If you've got 1 million around, you can arrive in like a month. Skilled knowledge workers are always looked for.
Gay marriage is legal. I'd marry you if you pay my rent. We can even shoot guns together.
plese elaborate? Is that the 500K investment in a US company method?
Won't ICE fuck me in the ass if they find out?
There's always citizenship through the military (yes, like starship troopers). Apply for green card, enlist and serve well for one year in the army. As an additional cost, your back and knees are going to be fucked.
Is that through the Muhreens only? or any branch?
This
Yes, that's the one. You can probably shop around for someone that wants to be married for tax reasons for less than that though.
>Is that the 500K investment in a US company method?
Yeah, that's what he's talking about. There's also flying to Mexico, getting a tan and crossing the border, ese.
Army, Navy, Marines, Coast Guard, or activated Nat Guard unit.
Link:
alllaw.com
As long as the marriage is legitimate. They will hound you for about 5 years and eventually fuck off if they see you're still together.
>be brown, violent and dependent on the government
>emigrate to US
>get called BASED on Jow Forums
>profit
What is the first gun you want to buy upon obtaining freedom user?
I'm in a similar position to you (Britbong). Unfortunately the US is very difficult to emigrate to legally. Unless I can find an American who falls in love with me then I guess I'm stuck with not having pistols and semi-auto rifles.
One thing though, I'm pretty sure that Australia has some kind of free movement agreement with New Zealand, and New Zealand's gun laws are a lot less strict. Maybe that's something you could look into?
I'm willing to gay-marry anyone looking to reclaim their god-given rights.
Conditions:
>must get a job within 1 month
>must buy a gun within 2 months
>must enjoy or tolerate touhou x serbian rap compilations played 24/7
>must not be fat
sex is semi-optional
Just consimate the marriage and you'll be good.
>must enjoy or tolerate touhou x serbian rap
I'd rather live in Africa desu
I know you're probably joking but I'd unironically be up for that
Probably an Armalite, if not building one from a parts kit. I love building shit
Why would you want to move to Latin America?
user will be the only one fucking you in the ass I promise
I can meet the first four conditions
Why did the fag i emailed in the US Army tell me only US citizens could serve? Does he hate Australians.
>>Be Australian
>>how do I get US citizenship
Fuck off, we're full.
We call them Aaay Arrrs here bucko and pretty much everyone builds 'em.
Seriously tho godspeed user. You're welcome here, just don't vote Democrat.
If you have any tech skills you can get a work visa pretty easy then marry some roastie.
You can enlist if you are a lawful permanent resident.
t. recruiter
u can marry me senpai
Dude. We need anyone who's pro-gun to balance out all the "undocumented burrito-Americans"
fuck IT, going to become a Jeweller, not sure if Jewellers are in demand over there. It's a 4 year apprenticeship to become qualified so not sure if that helps.
Well I know nothing about that industry, but I imagine the skills would be useful in gunsmithing too.
Alternatively there's still some demand for pipe welders.
Does it have to be an in-demand industry? also can I do unpaid work experience while on a visitor's visa? I have machining and CAD skills and I'd like to do work experience with a manufacturer if possible
desu I don't really know. I imagine you could get a visa if you enroll in a technical school or get an apprenticeship.
Describe, in your own words, the color of your skin.
That infograph is ridiculously untrue. Yes it can take up to 8-10 years to become a citizen (if you want to, I don't), but becoming a permanent resident/or green card holder is like a 6 month process if you aren't a criminal and are reasonably well educated/skilled
>t. originally from Ireland, been teaching stats at a community college in CA for 2 years now
Tanned arms, lower legs, face, rest of me is irish/welsh white (mother's side), hair all over (dad was indian (the sikh kind not native indian). Black hair.
This. Tell the libz you identify as a transracial trisexual Islamic amputee lawnmower and they'll get themselves arrested trying to keep you in the country.
hearty kek
Ignore him, your race shouldn't matter. If you're pro-gun then you're good with me. Stormfags need to fuck off
Illegal immigrants can't own guns
Natural right nibba
>Does it have to be an in-demand industry?
It has to be enough in demand that you can find an employer willing and able to chop and pay his way through a whole fucking lot of red tape to get you instead of a native. And if he can't wait half a decade for you to show up for work you also have to run the temporary work visa lottery, expect at least a 50% chance of "lol nope".
>also can I do unpaid work experience while on a visitor's visa?
Employment or study is not allowed on a visitor's visa.
You misunderstand, the darker he is the better chance he has of getting in. Also if he has 3-7 wives trailing behind him wearing garbage bags.
OP, can you grow a disgusting beard of pubic hair? That's a strong plus.
Real shit? Become a welder and move here for jobs on pipelines
I started growing a beard when I was 14
>Fuck off, we're full.
Your politicians and general populace disagree.
>Ignore him, your race shouldn't matter. If you're pro-gun then you're good with me.
Are you the guy handing out citizenships? No? Then what you think about it is utterly irrelevant.
>Armalite
We call them ARs bro. Also Hungry Jacks is called Burger King. And everything in the US costs a fraction of what it costs in Oz.
Move somewhere private party gun sales are legal, buying a gun from a retail store without citizenship is complicated. You won’t get citizenship for a long time but you can get a visa for whatever and enjoy shooting things. Shit you can probably just come over for 90 days, bounce to Canada and come back for another 90 days on the visa waiver shit. In that time you can slowly slide your dick in at temp agencies or find a burger to marry. Americans fucking love aussies so it can’t be too hard. Just be aware even that requires you showing a pretty big chunk of cash
thank god I'm sick of paying $24 for one box of winchester 223
>if you aren't a criminal
That's no help, he's from a British prison colony.
>>t. originally from Ireland
so how the fuck did you get one, potato eating criminal scum?
well, that part won't change.
It's another episode of "statistics on government preference and iq by race aren't real"
I want evidence of these Touhou and Serbian rap compilations. please.
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER THAT AUSTRALIA IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE A NANNY STATE
Interesting. Is the US military overrun with PC bullshit like the Australian Defence Force?
bumping for this
It's another episode of retarded Jow Forumsnigger thinks statistical averages apply to individuals
it's not as bad. but it's getting there. if you want to really do your job, you need to join, then pass some kind of selection to move a level up into a boys club where competence is the norm and the PC goes away.
Yes.
hardest part is getting a green card tho friendo
go to Canada, get green card/passport get vacation visa to US, drive across US border, STAY
pic of basement
This is illegal immigration. Sure you're unlikely to be deported, but you can't buy guns or get a driver's license or a whole host of other shit on an expired tourist visa.