A portal to 1930s Germany just opening in your room...

kek

I take a nap. Fuck you if you think I'm stepping into a portal to the 1930s.

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I would. Future knowledge would make the oil barons look like car salesmen by comparison

A G3, and some 7.62NATO ammo, and convince him not to fight a two front war, and tell him to firebomb all of England.

my Jericho. for the lolz.

Fuck off kraut lover

my ar-15 body armor and as much 5.56 ammo i can carry.

t. Eternal Anglo

I've got the perfect meme for this

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Yeah but what are you gonna do if you cross into a Muv-Luv Timeline?

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A history book of WWII plus my AR. I would then give both to Hitler so he would know all his enemies moves ahead of time and he could copy the AR and equip his forces with them.

I bring the Germans g3 tooling and modern antitank weapons and guided missiles

Bring history book with me to hand deliver to Adolph

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My sieg M11a1

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>kill hitler
NO U

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"The fuck is he saying?"

"I dunno I don't speak fucking English."

"You know who does speak English? American SPIES TRYING TO MISLEAD US. KILL HIM."

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that syphilitic meth head with a gambling problem would still find a way to lose.

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Lol

why would i kill hitler? i need his charisma to form the third riech. He doesn't need to die until later when he starts making stupid choices in war.

Quickly download some files on nuclear fission, grab my solar phone charger.
Convince hitler I’m an angel sent by god to save germany.
Secretly develops nukes by 1938 holding 4 times the payload of america’s.
Convinced too hold off on europe and focus on russia, when close to taking moscow drop a few nukes as a warning to the rest of the world.
Russia unconditionally surrenders.
Take the rest of the world by 1950.

Mission accomplished boys.

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this. also tell him of the coming betrayal by the black sun. if he really isnt one of them

If I was actually planning on killing him? Something concealable, a German phrasebook, and a history book so I can find his ass.
However I know better than to do it. Not even a Wehraboo but better to fight Hitler than Uncle Joe, Einstein already tried this.

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>You have 5 minutes to grab whatever shit you need to go kill Hitler.
what the fuck

this is a very intriguing question. Does this portal travel through a worm hole, jump across String Theory, pass through Bubble Theory? Does my entering the worm hole create alternate time lines or am I stepping back in this time line? W/O Hitler does Wiemar Germany collapse into a Soviet hell-hole, does Stalin rule Europe for the next X decades? What happens to European monarchies? Who the hell would want to empower the British Monarchy? I'll have to re-watch Stien's Gate before I give an answer

fuck Futurama

Who the hell would seriously consider Hitler a preferable alternative to empowering the British Monarchy?

wannabe Nazis

Apply my futureman knowledge and western sensibility to avoid falling victim to Nippon tropes

The Brits have slaughtered far more PPL than the NAZIs ever did but most of them had brn skin so you don't read about it. The Crown does nt hesitate to murder entire segments of a population, look what they did to Haiti fer fucs sake, Africa, India, America. Look at the torture they freely used for centuries then tell me they are better than NAZIs

spotted the Nazi apologist

yes, they are better than the Nazis

future what now?

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Are we certain we have to go back and kill Hitler? World War 2 was an inevitability due to everything that happened at the end of the Great War. If you want to restore our society you need to intervene to stop WWI.
Europe was barely stable by the time Ferdinand was murdered. Unfortunately that death was an extremely aggressive catalyst.
Killing Hitler in the 30's would still result in roughly the fucked up situation you're already in and killing him would change nothing. Therefore time traveling to the 30's to kill Hitler would be unethical and an unjustified homicide.

A coat hanger, so I can kill off your ancestors like the halfassed excuse for life they are
>Just like this halfassed excuse for a thread

>World War 2 was an inevitability

nuh uh

Fuck you, my family name no longer exists in Germany because of 2 world wars. Take your 1 dimensional virtue signaling and shove it up your gaping ass hole

Wouldn't killing Hitler be even more disastrous for Europe in the long run? Don't forget that the NSDAP was largely a reaction to communist revolutionaries in Germany. If a major European state fell to communism in the 30s that might set off a chain reaction. The only positive outcome would be if America and Britain decided to fight a hot war against communism early, instead of waiting until the USSR was fully militarized and too big of a threat to take on directly.

I would think a dweeb such as yourself would know the episode by heart

I take a laptop with extensive battle reports, strategies, supporting information and red pills so the good guys win this time.

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They always could make an assault rifle early in the war; they chose not to.

I'd grab all my ww2 history books to give to hitler and his generals, along with some of my guns and other pieces of tech

It won't matter, taking that shit creates a different world line and history won't repeat

>Implying I wouldn't kill FDR.

It would also give fascism a second chance.

Trump is doing that on his own.

>Implying I wouldn't kill FDR.
it would be a step in the right direction

oh noes I'll be stuck in the bright future where Aryans win.

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Ayrns and Nips just like TMITHT

says the butt hole that has never lived in a constitutional republic

My AK, AR pistol, FNS-9, Ruger LCP, smartphone and charger, computer and printer. I sell the LCP for money to travel to the US, where I patent the FNS-9, AR15, and AK. I'd then try and get all 3 designs into production (the FNS-9 with a aluminum or steel frame) and market them to the US army. I also right several 'extremely insightful' essays about the german rearmament and how the soviets are helping the germans develop aircraft, armor tactics, and gain experience, as well as how the war in spain would turn out, hitler's rise to power, and other developments on the world stage. The key here is to become a senior foreign policy advisor, and actually shape how quickly the US wins the war, as well as preparing for the cold war. Ideally, with modern tank doctrine, 76mm shermans with HVAP ammo, new small arms, and being able to use my gaming computer as the worlds most advanced super computer (codebreaking would be comically easy, and projects that require CAD could be started much earlier), the western allies would control a larger portion of Europe during the cold war, and fewer countries would have to suffer under communism.

I think its better to help bring a swifter end to a conflict I know more about than to deal with whatever nonsense starts after martyring a leader of a movement that already wants conflict. I've got loads of books so I'd obviously take them, I'd take my AR and WASR. I'd tell the Brits to get to France in greater numbers sooner, tell them every step the Germans made in regards to electronic warfare and what systems were the most effective, to target the production of U-boat batteries and the refurbishing facilities rather than the docks, and develop radar for maritime patrol aircraft ASAP. Tell the US that designing a long range fighter will make any bombing campaign far less painful, fix their Mk14 torpedo fuses before the war, and the Manhattan project should begin sooner. Tell the French that they need to get with the program and develop forces that are both more mobile, have more concentrated armor, and to improve the communications ability of their army at most levels. Ideally the war would be over far quicker, and without half of Europe in Soviet control and this time with significantly less war exhaustion and the possibility of an offensive against the Soviet Union if necessary.

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>quints
>wasted on illiterate drivel
You're comparing shit that happened hundreds of years before WWII to Nazi Germany, and you're also implying that being ruled over by the British Empire was not the best thing to happen to those countries. Point to one example of a country that is a former British colony that is worse off than a neighbor of similar ethnic make-up and has similar resources.

This guy gets it. Another conflict in Europe is more or less inevitable, but influencing events for a more optimal outcome is the way to go

Three steps into the past and steps on a bouncing Betty loses balls.... Curses Jow Forums

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Pakistan, Iraq, Haiti, South Africa, Egypt, Burma, and that country next to Belize

Pakistan is better off than Afghanistan, Iraq was better off than Iran (pre-invasion) despite being ruled over by the brits for the short period following WWI and before WWII, Haiti was not a British colony, South Africa is better off than any other part of sub saharan africa, What exactly is even supposed to be wrong with Egypt? Burma is comparable to it's neighbors Thailand, and the Brits never had a colony next to Belize. You keep referring to haiti, you are aware that was a French colony, right?

>Burma is comparable to it's neighbors Thailand

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I fucked up that bit, I'll coincide that. Meant to say
>Burma is comparable to it's neighbors Laos, Cambodia and Vietnam, but is outperformed by Thailand

Shit was over before d-day, though.

Not that guy but I'd off myself immediately. No weapon is gonna do anything against the BETA and I've seen what happens to people in their hives

I wonder who's behind this post.

Fly to the US and die of old age, the US is untouched onwards into the 90s (at least in alternative)

A neo-colonialist? White mans got to rule the world, but unironicly

Don't ally with the fucking nips; they're reallllly dumb
Don't try to annex ALL of Europe
Give the Jew-bashing a rest, it got you what you needed. Going farther does nothing for you.
Normalize relations with Western Europe and BTFO of the slav.

Tadah, Germany is second global hegemon to the US. Fucking commies ruin everything.

Autograph book, pen, and a general history of WW2.
No degeneracy in my timeline.

If he reads that book he's going to try to kill you and take your place in the present time.

Well.. lets say killing Hitler means by telling badass polish jokes while I show him some items.
>Hiking framed bag already loaded with items and food (when not hiking it is my bug out bag)
>Laptop with 2 corded mice, rolled keyboard
>Tablet laptop
>Solar charger
>Android tablet
>8 gb WD external hard drive with everything on it. over 2 gigs is books on everything in PDF, txt, rtf or epub.
>30 cal can of nothing but 2.5 hard drives of 250-320 gb each. 4 usb to sata cables.
>Pack of microsd cards and USB drives
>English/German dictionary (have one) and all my learn a language software I have on a shelf.
>Spare clothes in a another bag
>Bottle of bleach from kitchen (for water, old pipes)
Guns with cleaning kit:
>AR-15 with 300 77 grain razorcore rounds (10 pmags already ready to go)
>AR-7 with 500 rounds (brick)
>Kahr in .45 acp with 200 rounds (brick)
Trade or give to military to disassemble items:
>Full tan functional Katana (gotta be rare and collectable)
>I got a few wind up and battery wrist watches that cost $10 on Amazon but worth a fortune in the past
>4 old MP3 players
>3 old Dell Inspiron p3 750 laptops with linux on them and working fine
>3 old android tablets and 3 old android cell phones all with ES File Explorer installed
>Old wireless router with DD-WRT installed (wireless network for all devices) and my Pi with touch screen as a backup
>Mountain bike, side baskets and locks from garage if I still have time
Thankfully I am a neat freak. Everything is in storage containers and many things already grouped with cables in large ziplock bags. 5 minutes is easy. My degrees in electrical engineering and in IT make myself alone extremely valuable as well. Live like a king in a european super power, produce many children.

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Condoms and spermacide to give to your great grandfather

>Gather your M16 with an AK buttstock and handguard
>Jump through portal
>Shoot Hitler
>Assume you dont get killed by the entirety of the SS
>Go back through portal
>Everything is communist
>Russians dancing to Rasputin
>Realize by killing Hitler you fucked up everything
>US couldn't manage to get rid of the great depression
>US ended up becoming another Venezuela shithole country
>Russians invaded through Alaska because why not
>Jet engines have not been invented because Germany invented them
>USSR controls everything including space
>Yes ALL of space
>You fucked up

The Nazi invasion was the only thing that kept the Soviet Union from collapsing.

Stalin was a paranoid maniac and was turning the leadership of his country against one another. Without the war with Germany driving a sense of national unity and patriotism, his purges would have lead to civil war or a military coup.

the jews would've just killed himm anyway.

you do know that he pleaded to avoid war with britain several times, right?

long before britain and the US began the economic sanctions against them, the jews declared war on germany, in writing.

>kill Hitler
you mean help Hitler

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Why would I want to kill Hitler, of all people?

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Not to mention a majority Jew group basically caused a civil war between WW1 and WW2 to try to gain power over Germany and failed but made them enemy of the state.

this is some next level Jow Forums nonsense

Truth is not a Jow Forums thing, it is a documented event. Everything has to be suspect though due to history is often rewritten by the victor.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_Revolution_of_1918–19
Read "aftermath" section.

Would grab pre configured data machine that i created just for this purpose.
IT has all of the needed data translated to Old High Germanic. Took me 5 years to complete.
Nuclear weapons, modern weapons, historical accounts of all the battles from every possible angle.
Positions of US fleets week by week data by log book.

ITs their mechanical data - just near 90 years later
I shall be hailed a hero of the Reich.

Practice long range sniping and shoot the bastard when he's at the Berghof. Also, I'd shoot both Goering and Goebbels.

>>(((39032848)))
Why are you here?

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Read up on "the sexual excess of the Weimar Republic"

TL;DR basically child trannies and homosexual brothels and stuff. I have to admit the only thing that really kicked it off was the hunger factor from the mismanaged economy, also a Jewish problem.

>the least competent parts of German High Command are eliminated
>the war ends in 1948 with Moscow a ruin and an extra 10 million US/ Brit casualties after forcing Germany to capitulate with terms

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your talking about the J word on the most heavily monitored board on the chans
you can shit talk jews and tell the truth anywhere else
but they keep a 24/7 round the clock eye on the GOYIM WITH GUNS board

I said something about the syrian refugee peaceful rebels getting more aid from Israel once and got shouted down and reported until I was banned arguing with kikes here

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I've experienced this whenever bringing up Civil War coming to the US, because we're basically the Weimer Republic 2.0 and History dictates degeneracy can not thrive before imploding on itself violently. Said the Left is pushing for a Civil War by openly calling for Whites to be murdered, Conservatives attacked and Christians persecuted. Bring up anything with the ADL or our (((Greatest Ally))) and boom, gone.
>goyim with guns
We need to un-ironically circulate this. Now.

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Not shit talking any group, basing on historical Jow Forums level items of civil war and WWII reasoning of actions. Jow Forums is weapons and war simply put. Actions during is something anyone in Jow Forums should know and study or they will never last another. Any mod would see I am sourcing material from a well known left wing siding group of wikipedia. It comes down to facts and the ability to raise and eyebrow to information either in interest or disbelief without further proof.

based film

Predestination, you ignorant scums

>no steins;gate butterfly effect
>essentially multiverse
okay, i'll take that
a laptop with maps of saved locations, among other supplies. wait for WWII to kick off. proceed to loot the dead corpses of weapons and supplies as time goes on. move to the usa with my shit. bet on sports events for quick money and lotto winnings for even more money. register my old wwii machine guns when the dollar isnt worth as much, but before the 86 ban.

i'll have a glorious stash of guns, supplies ammo, and various tools (i didn't loot the bodies of uniforms or medals, although i should grab the ID's of those left behind to turn in to the governments as to help with keeping track of bodies).

i'd be really old by the 80's so around the 70's i'd properly store all/most of guns i don't keep in family in airtight containers with cosmoline or some similar substance. i'd write a book of geographic coordinates with what weapons are buried or hidden there. I'd tell my most responsible of kin to wait for a website call 'Jow Forums' to emerge. there would be a 'board' called 'Jow Forums'. these autists are poorfags who love guns. we have a bunch of nice ones and you already have plenty of money and guns too, so i hope you'll complete this task.

go to this board in 2018, and tell them you have various guns that some may want to """sell""" for free via """"private sale of $0"""".

>go to this board in 2018, and tell them you have various guns that some may want to """sell""" for free via """"private sale of $0"""".

no thanks ATF man

do you happen to have any dogs by chance? just asking for a hypothetical friend who may or may not exist.

>asking this on Jow Forums 2.0
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