starting to regret buying pic related now because of my family
>been keeping the gun bolstered on my hip all the time >*walk into house after work* >dad starts pretending to be scared and says "Wow user I don't want no trouble just put the gun down bro we cool we cool!'" >mom laughs >be at family dinner >damn thing is annoying me on my hip >take it off and rest it on the table >dad shouts "EVERYONE HANDS UP! THIS IS A STICK UP PUT THE EXTRA CABBAGE ON MY PLATE RIGHT NOW" >everyone laughs >conversation turns to a neighbors house that got broken into >Dad says "our house wouldn't get broken into, not with 'Seal Team user' upstairs with his gun >whole table laughs >dad gives me a hard time at the dinner table one night >I reach down to scratch my leg >"Whoah user I thought you were going for your gun there buddy!" >whole table laughs >one night he pretends to hold my mom hostage in the kitchen with a rolling pin >"one move and the bitch gets it buddy!" >little bro shouts "real veterans go for headshots user"
read up on "Armed Resistance to Crime: the Prevalence and Nature of Self-Defense with a Gun" by Gary Kleck and Marc Gertz as it was published in the Journal of Criminal Law and Criminology, use those statistics whenever they use some bullshit ad hominem attack on you for owning guns.
Dylan Wood
>thinking your parents poking fun at you is bad
they could kick you out if they wanted. I know this is bait but here is your (you) pussy
Owen Hill
You're family sounds like fun people. Maybe shouldn't carry your gun around the house like a turbo-autist.
Austin Carter
Jesus I hope you're making this up because you are fucking cringey
That's not antigun. Antigun is your dad screaming in your face "I would want guns banned even if all the statistics in the world said they were a good thing... I don't care if its irrational that has nothing to do with it" and then kicking you out of their home when you come home with a handgun. Be happy with what you got fag.
Mason Reed
use that gun (that you don't actually own) and dome yourself, faggot
Asher Barnes
Oh, neat. The hourly things that didn't happen thread. Again.
I wish my family would make jokes about it instead of just having a screaming match every time the topic comes up.
Ryder Ross
should have clipped the nigga with your strap user
Juan Wright
Jesus Christ. Get a ccw. When you get home, put your sidearm in a biometric safe. Honestly, you should have just gotten a ccw and kept it secret. Or at least low key. But you already let the cat out of the bag. If I was you, I would say at dinner "okay, I bought this firearm for protection.. Protection for me, and my family. But I'm getting weird signals. I'm not getting rid of my gun, but I want you all to feel safe as well. Let's talk about it." Posts like this are always weird, because we know nothing about you or your family. Have you done things that would make them nervous? Are you autistic, bipolar, or schizophrenic? Also, why do you live at home? If you can carry a weapon, you need your own place. I hope everything works out for you and your family too.
It's all fun and games until someone actually breaks into the house, and Seal Team user comes downstairs with a raging cock READY TO SHOOT HOT CUM AND HOT LEAD and saves everyone.
>Real veterans go for headshots user >REAL VETERANS GO FOR CUM SHOTS, YOU LITTLE FAGGOT!
Then you sperm your brother after shooting the robber. Make your faggot mum and dad watch.
Aaron Wood
Man I wish I was known as Seal Team user
Ayden Taylor
kys or stop bitching and enjoy your loving family. They clearly aren't an anti gun family since they still let you live with them
Jose Reed
Why the fuck are you carrying a gun on you inside your own home? That's autistic as fuck
Jordan Cooper
you need to be bullied
Sebastian Gray
>Go yo aunt's house for Thanksgiving dinner >We start talkimg about guns >About 8 different people take theirs out to show off >We're all passing them around to see each others fun >Uncle brings out his newest ARs to the table >Whole family of almost 40 people go out and target shoot in the woods >Come back in and have desset and coffee and talk about how much we hate non whites
retard. I have a responsibility to protect my family because my dad won't. I've got it on my hip during my waking hours even got spare mags planted in strategic locations around the house in case of a home invasion I thought this was a gun board
fuck you
Tyler James
This. The fuck you doing open carrying, at home, at the dinner table?
Maybe you should seek psychiatric help for your paranoia.
Leo Powell
weak bait
Andrew Robinson
Literally a paranoid sperg that's going to kill your whole family when one gets up to piss at night and you freak the fuck out because you're unironically a pussy. At least you'll never have to worry about getting shot in the spine though. >t. sane 5.7 owner
Jonathan Wright
Did you take him shooting yet? We defeat the enemy by making him our friend.
Aiden Hill
> turbo-autist
I giggled.
Elijah Cooper
>home invasions are paranoia
They're real and happen every day, I keep mags in easy to access locations in case of a prolonged firefight. Police response times are too long to rely on.
source = your ass
not yet, but I plan on taking him to the range someday and letting him try out my gun.
Wow, you're giving gun owners a good reputation there champ.
Noah Ward
retard
Brayden Roberts
Lol your parents sound like they're being pretty cool about your behavior. how old are you?
what do your family members tell visitors about the spare mags hidden around all over the place? what kind of places are we talking about?
your mom sounds especially cool about it. what does she look like?
Levi Ward
>lives at home >buys a fucking FN instead of you know, a house >doesn't CC
you're a failure and you know it.
Juan Russell
It genuinely sounds like your dad was just making dad jokes and enjoying himself stop being such a party pooper user
Xavier Lee
Why are you wearing it on your hip at home you tryhard loser. They’re making fun of you because you’ve clearly become enchanted with the thing
Aaron Anderson
autists don't know how to be anything but a party pooper
Ian Allen
the trash man cometh
Isaac Scott
obviously you need to kill your parents, user
Oliver Thompson
what gun is that?
Ethan Robinson
are there any unwed females in your family?
Charles Howard
Since you're old enough to buy a pistol, you should probably be living on your own. Don't want to hear your leftist parents bitching about taking your self defense into your own hands? Move the fuck out.
Carson Peterson
yeah my mom never stopped giving me shit until we were walking one night and we saw a man crouching in the bushes near our intended path
wait for a moment like that, and never let them live it down after, it's delicious
Ryder Foster
sig 553, probably airsoft
Daniel Ross
Damn OP you should appreciate that you have such a loving and supporting family. If you can't take them pulling your leg a little bit then just move out you whiny aspie bitch.
Caleb Mitchell
Just wait till you get to college user, once you join a frat he's going to start making greek jokes about you murdering him and banging your mom
Dominic Hall
My dad and I would always call each other after we left the gun store to tell each other the new gun we got. Shit was the bees knees.
Carson Murphy
>would :'(
Parker Sanchez
>user can't take some family banter
Chase Cook
OP when you end up NDing into your brother's leg because you keep fucking around with your OC'd handgun, I honestly hope your family kicks you out of the house and pawns off your posessions, you stupid paranoid mega-autist.
Kevin Roberts
Just chill, they'll get used to after a while and they'll be fucking grateful for it should you ever need to step up.
My family's not exactly anti-gun but we've got our own problems >Be Australian >Dad owns a 1911 and a Benelli M4 he bought from his mate/old boss >He'll be insta-v& and I'll lose all my legal funs if .gov ever finds out
Jacob Sanders
>>little bro shouts "real veterans go for headshots user"
That's not anti-gun, you aspie. That's called joking around.
Colton Foster
It's ball busting. Get over it. You'll miss it when you're alone
Anthony Taylor
Nice pasta, faggotti!
Blake Ross
>he doesn't carry a gun a home
Fucking pleb-tier
Elijah Gutierrez
Why wouldn't you carry at home, faggots?
This.
Jayden Walker
a hi point wielding nog + a boomer, how could it get worse
Blake Clark
Your dad sounds pretty funny user. He's just fucking with you. When I was a kid my dad would do the same thing to me about watching wrestling. "Oh no hulk Hogan is shaking his head, that guy he's fighting better be careful! He better hope Hogan doesn't do that move where he flops his leg onto his chest or he might die!"
