How do I find a gun-toting gf like pic related, Jow Forums?
How do I find a gun-toting gf like pic related, Jow Forums?
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user, I-
Thats not a girl.
...
is it wrong that i've gone full circle from wanting a gf to hug, to wanting a gf to fuck me, to wanting a bf to fuck me, to wanting a bf to hug?
Yes, go to church
i read parts of the bible occasionally, is that enough? the bits about jesus promising heaven if you do right really get me
is it wrong that i have gone from finding degenerates dusgustung to beeing disgusted by my own degeneracys to accespting that the line has been blurred too many times and that it really doesnt matter anymore to what i fap?
Kinda looks like me. Maybe I need to buy a wig. Lol
When I go to the US, I'm gonna organize the largest Jow Forums meetup ever, free soggy nuggets for everyone who attends, unlimited ammo and, if we have the time, trying to steal the USS Iowa.
I'm sure we'll run out of GF's and traps pretty quickly, but at least we'll be able to identify the fembois who could become traps.
The 50% of most feminine guys will be paired up with the 50% most manly guys. This is mandatory for your nugget. No, you don't get to know which side you're on till you've signed the contract.
BFs are for hugging, not lewding.
OP, that's no woman
But seriously, conservitave women are much more respectful, more likely to be virgins or at least not fuck over 20 guys, and pro gun
What is trailer trash, user.
???
I don't get it, that's clearly a girl
If you saw his face you'd know why he covers it
Look at the hips fag
This is Putin's America.
he's cute tho
It's a shame that, while it is easy for one to get a trap body, a good trap face is something you're either born with or without. Hence why almost all hide their faces.
luck
>tfw this site has turned me bi and into a footfag
I never asked for this
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
post the one where he has a dik in his butt
I'm still resisting the feet
give it time, user.
Imagine if your gf looked like this and shot loads with you bros
>"g"f
>airsoft
Hello, welcome to Jow Forums 2014.
What's with the scars?
maybe a kot
why would such a cute girl harm herself desu
sauce
babby's first day on Jow Forums
It's not a trap...
It's an ambush
pornhub.com
>swedish
Swedish bois are built for big black cock.
More likely to be liberal, just like other types of poor people.
self harm due to mental illness
because its a boy with mental issues
You find them here. There's more traps here than a D&D campaign.
I pay that stuff no attention, I can't see how it'll get to me
go be gay somewhere else
whoever she/he is she clearly has enough status to own a draganov so i would just be a bitter incel to hate
>mfw this thread
You don't and leave her out of your hobbies
First of all you abandon 3d.
>mfw this thread
That sure is a puffy vagoo
Why the fuck can't actual girls dress like this
motherfucker
Because modern women are less feminine than modern men anymore
...
lol
i'm guessing because they're not trying to attract Jow Forums posters
go to russia, where everyone eats boiled cabbage and pickled vegetables every day.
>that hammerhead
Can't tell if I'm turned on or disgustingly fascinated
Pickled vegetables (lacto fermentation, not vinegar preserves) are fucking delicious.
This... Muscle girls... Goddamn you, Jow Forums
>fake gun
>fake alcohol
>fake girl
Triple faggot.
It's better than a girl, user.
>"fake" girl
>he doesnt realize its a girl plus some extra
>literal female +p
>NOT Jow Forums
Dumdum
This... But futa. I hate this site for introducing me into deer futa
Futa>Trap
Its just literally just a guy with low testosterone like david zogg and a airshit gun [see ]
i hate everything about this thread
I think you were Bi and had a foot fetish before, you just didn't know.
This. One of the reason I don't like Aks and Carbine Ars. If a tranny has a gun, it always one of them.
I want to imagine that the bulge is not a penis but I know it is and I am aroused
>literally a Swedish faggot who has a gaping rectum leaking semen
>see it has an airshit slav dmr!
>(((she)))’s /ourgal/ nao
No you fucking jew, this degenerate shit is disgusting and a stain on the firearm community.
Chad Futa>virgin trap any day
Traps [and trannies] are just crossdressers with low T, futa is the only way
Id post pictures of my fat, uncircumcised, trap seeking meatmissile if this werent a blue board. You'd like it too, faggot. Tell me more about MUH DEGENERACY with your trim haircut, your wife you allow to speak in public whose hair is not concealed in public. Tell me more about your hobbies and personal pleasures you indulge on a the sabbath instead of spending every wakefup moment praying to the good lord. Tell me more about your degenerate worship of false prophets and idols. Tell me more about your dusty, molded, sacred cow of a text that hasnt been relevent since before the fucking printing press was invented, you ignorant, superstitious, nigger tier brainlet. FUCK do i hate that word.
>Bragging about having low testosterone
Imagine being this gay
>low test
I have more hair between my asscheeks than you have on the top of your head and a shoulder circumference matched only the lincoln memorial. Eat it, mamby pansy. You're the one scared of someone else's peepee. Last i checked, MEN werent quite so fascinated with DICKS that the very thought of one drove them to nausea and fury. You sure you're packin the right equipment, hoss? You scared to piss at the urinal like a grown up cause you might see another weenie?
>I'm proud that I have a teenager's body and prostitute myself to strangers online
>teenager's body
>actually barrel chested dad bod
>lucious bear fur
>locks of auburn curls
>scruffy lumberjack beard
God, i wish i had a teenie bopper body. Unfortunatwly cursed with high test. Just the way it is when you have a seven and a half inch dick.
>I wear asian dresses and drink onions
>but i have high t
>t so high I wrote a smug paragraph about it
OK faceless stranger I believe you
>gaping rectum leaking semen
literally nothing wrong with that
>unironically tipping your gay fedora this hard.
>fat greasy redhead fuck
>hurr durr i is the hi test
you're high fucking mcdonalds you lard piece of shit.
nice LARP lmao
I may be into futanari but you xir seem like a grade a bipolar faggot who dresses up and pretends to be something he's not to hide a trauma... Where did the bad man touch you when you were young?
camboys can make good money, user. you've nothing to lose but your dignity.
>brings up appearance on an anonymous chinese dog recipe trading forum
>told he's wrong
>y..you're lying
Goddim :^)
At least im not a two foot tall north korean goblin with worms slithering around in his asshole like you. Does it feel good to finally be outnof that shithole? Say it with me, F O O D I S G O O D.
See? I can make nonsequitor claims about your physical deficiency too. Though, to be entirely honest. You likely do have a greater ahoulder circumference than i do. I dont have flabby biceps that curl up into my shirt when i sit down like the landwhale you very likely are.
really workin for those (You)'s today, ain't ya
Yiff in hell, furry.
Workin hard, seripusly making me question remaining anonymous. Not many people around with natural brown hair and red beard.
Well I thought you were a twink like OP's pic but no, you're just a schizophrenic boomer tranny who probably looks nothing like a girl
>TFW no Warsaw pact immigrant GF
not him but....
ahh em f fuckn pls user
when you put it like this
im confused now but i still think i havent fallen for the feet
Saki Lawer is a slav female tho, and this thread has devolved into assmad fugly trannies trying to convince themselves and others that they are attactive.
I cant wait for the screencap of this cringe to end up on r/Jow Forums.
I F U C K the trannies, dipshit. They call me daddy.
>Hiding your gross man face behind masks
>Still have fags on Jow Forums talking about how pretty you are
Degenerates belong on a cross
I unironically thought it was a sex doll
Too much make up is such uncanny valley
You understand that "barrel chested" refers to a chest as wide as your gut, right? As soon as one of you underage faggots posts some tiddies ill oblige. Fuck being first so you qheerbaits can back out.
Trailer trash votes for whoever gives them their gibs.