Muh rights

realistically the only real weapons you can aquire are things like tools, baseball bats, etc. you cant even edc a knife with a blade bigger than a few centimeters unless if youre hiking, fishing, etc. Japan is a safe place still

>mfw i remember living in hawaii, and hearing the reports from the gun range below koko head
>mfw they were all japanese tourists
you're fucked op, just get some of that sideways strange and come back to america if you give a shit about your rights

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>"hookers" is what I call women in general. girlfriend, whatever. the man always pays in the end.

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Get a hunting license to hunt boar, spend all your time with the qt3.14 Yamato nadeshikos hunting boar because the men and effeminate faggots.

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Are there any prefectures in Japan that still have lower age of consent laws?

Y I K E S

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Maybe you'll find one in the afterlife, pederest.

It's hilarious to me how obsessed they are with guns in spite of being totally cucked.

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You could go through the bullshit of getting a hunting license.

On the bright side though, the fucking airsoft scene there is massive. You could get your operator fix, if you're into that kinda shit.

Breed user. Breed their females. When you run out of females, breed their males.

That’s exactly why they love them so much. They’re exotic and symbolize liberty and freedom and self-determination which is a concept completely foreign to them but also highly coveted.

guess OPs gonna need to carry a brace of em like a jap pirate

That only ever applied if you were native and also under the age of 18 anyway.

Just go to a Slavic country if you.want to fuckkk under 16

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Commit Sudoku, naturally.

>I'm moving to Japan, what do Jow Forums?
Not have guns until you get back. But you won't need them anyway. Japan is perfectly safe, and at a head taller than everyone around you, it'll be like Shrek's line about being the scariest thing in the forest.

One of my gaijin friends from when I used to live over there (in rural Yamanashi, not that far from where Yuru Camp is set) used to go bow hunting every so often. He'd nail a wild boar and his Japanese wife would make nabé out of it. I heard the laws have changed though, so you might want to check up on that before you make any plans.
>Prostitution is illegal in Japan,
Sort of. Vaginal sex for money is illegal, but, by an odd quirk of law, oral sex for money is not. Look up "paizuri".
>Even if it MIGHT be legally possible, they are just gonna keep sending you in bureaucratic circles until you give up.
Yeah, pretty much. They're good at that kind of thing.
>That only ever applied if you were native and also under the age of 18 anyway.
Depends on whether anybody cares. One of the JETs I knew over there was dating a 16-year-old student.Everybody knew, nobody cared. But every situation is different, so as always, be careful.

Technically illegal, but take a stroll through Roppongi at three AM and see for yourself how zealously that's enforced.

consider sodoku

Yeah, that's a good point, too. Pay attention to which laws the Japanese care about enough to enforce and which they don't. And note that these are different than they are in America. For example, DO NOT smoke marijuana in Japan. Yes, I know that most police departments in America have given up on caring about that, even in places where it's still illegal. But the Japanese take it VERY seriously, and you WILL be punished harshly for it. Prostitution, on the other hand, is pretty much ignored by the police, even when technically illegal. Keep in mind that you'll be charged the special gaijin price for those services, so take plenty of cash. As for me, I kept away from them. Even the smallest possibility of getting in any trouble there was deterrent enough, and besides, Akihabara seemed a better place to spend my cash than Roppongi or Kabukicho.

press F

commit sudoku

Buy a legit samurai sword!

Start a Samurai Rebellion user.
Repeat after me, Ezo Republic For 1000 Years.

蝦夷共和国万歳

smuggle the parts in disguised as packed food items..such as coffee cans soda cans.
Hide barrels in legs of furniture that have been sandwiched together. Just get inventive and you can smuggle anything into any place.

This, once you're licensed you can pretty much be a RPG hero in rural communities beset by deer and boar. Japan has acute shortage of active hunters.

>just hide and disguise it, bro

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I would love to marry a hot Japanese girl and send our kids to comfy Japanese high schools instead of the zoo apehouse hellscapes that are American high schools, but I love guns too much to be comfortable with the idea of living in Japan.

Dude I would fucking love to go hunt in Japan
>Get to go to a real Japanese anime store
>Maybe visit my aunt
>Go hunt
Sounds like a fun trip

honestly not a terrible concept if it were just the barrels

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Some fellow asked the same question some years back and this got posted. With some patience and decent japanese you can get at least some funs over there.

look through one of the smaller islands there

>With some patience and decent japanese you can get at least some funs over there.
No you can't. is right. Even if it's technically legally possible, it'll never actually happen. Not ever. Under any circumstances. You will not legally own a firearm in Japan. The idea that you ever will is a fantasy. Sorry.

>rights
>in japan
enjoy being a bee robot,working to death to feed a bull wife cucking you with a freeter,hardly having time to raise your son.
if you don't even look like a japanese,good fucking luck trying to join the jap club,that is,they will fakely greet you and smile at you because that's their culture,but it's not exactly real.

forgot to say,swallow the hard pill user,because it's going dry.

Are you limited to single shot rifles, bolt actions, or could you own a Barrett M82A1 for deer hunting?

Nigga if some fucking englishman managed to do it in 2010 I don't see how some lucky bastard might not repeat the feat. Just google a bit and you'll find enough westeners who managed to get through the bureaucratic nightmare.

Oh, and I was in on that thread. The OP on it had no idea how Japan works (I do - I lived and worked there) and just wouldn't give up on the idea that he would someday legally own guns in Japan, which will never ever ever ever ever happen. Look, an acquaintance of mine who has his Alien registration, is married to a Japanese women, and runs his own small business in Japan went through getting a genuine Japanese driver's license (instead of just using the international license that you can get from the AAA and that all the gaijin there use), and because it was such an unusual thing to do and the licensing requirements were so tough, he was just barely able to actually do it after months of wading through bureaucratic bullshit. And that was someone who was fluent in Japanese and had lived there for years. And that was just to get his license to drive a car in Japan. You are not getting licensed to own a gun there. Not. Gonna. Happen.

As with him, I'll tell the OP here that if you feel like wasting uncountable hours sitting in Japanese government offices being run in bureaucratic circles by low-level white collar employees, be my guest. Like the other user said, they'll just keep giving you the runaround until you give up. All you'll accomplish is making the Japanese people around you both mildly afraid of you and rather amused by your foolishness, which isn't good. There are more productive - and fun - uses of whatever time you have there. I advise you to do those things instead, but again, if you're bound and determined to spend your precious time there fruitlessly filling out endless government paperwork, feel free.

>Nigga if some fucking englishman managed to do it in 2010 I don't see how some lucky bastard might not repeat the feat. Just google a bit and you'll find enough westeners who managed to get through the bureaucratic nightmare.
You can find one-off examples of almost anything. It's not gonna happen for you.

Do they check mail? Like you know some of the larger packages? Or do they assume it's just more dragon dildos and body pillows?

Also shooting endless rounds of trap and nothing else is boring as fuck. At least in America I can go out in the woods and heehaw with a SCAR.

are you talking about the baby boomer user who owned his own shotgun business in japan?
Future conflict might change that so there is some hope there.

How is this dude carrying what looks like a semiauto rifle through the woods in Japan?

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might change for natural born japanese,not your white weeb ass.

>but you won't need
SHALL

Looks like they have pump actions, bolt actions, and semi autos for sale.

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Cry.
Accept that your wieboo dream is in conflict with your k/ommando dream.
Begin practicing a traditional martial art, possibly archery.

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Lots of city rec centers actually offer Olympic-style air rifle ranges, that's something.

t. pic related

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>Prostitution is illegal in Japan
lol

So the question remains: if this Englishman did get a semiauto rifle to hunt with in Japan, could a Jow Forumsommando achieve everlasting immortality by acquiring a Barrett M82A1 and hunting deer with it in Japan?

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why the hell do you want to own guns in a country that lacks gun culture?99% of the time she is sitting inside a safe.the police can raid your gaijin house and take it from you.

it's clearly a semiauto shotgun, look at the bolt catch and barrel diameter.

Yeah, pretty much. Look, it's fun enough to do a couple-year tour with JET there, because everybody knows it's a fuck-off job and nobody has any real expectations of you. Or maybe if you luck into some unusual job - a friend of a friend came there to play the Terminator in a stage show at Universal Studios Japan, and it was a pretty sweet gig for a few years. But otherwise Japan is the perfect example of a "nice place to visit, but you wouldn't want to live there". Anyone who goes there thinking they're going to live like anime is going to find out that the only anime character they're going to be living like is Umaru-chan's older brother - slaving away from 7AM to 10PM in some dismal cubicle doing pointless, thankless makework, then a few hours of sleep in a tiny shitbox of an apartment, then do it all again the next day. The difference is that you won't have a cute weebish zettai-ryouiki-wearing little sister to come home to. Just a TV and a dirty microwave to zap something you picked up at Lawson on the way home. And that's your life.

Again, reality sucks, but it is what it is.

The Japanese sometimes let an example of something happen so it can get in the foreign press and make them look more free than they really are. For example, they'll make sure something feminist or pro-gay prominently happens for show, even though being a feminist or being open about being gay is not something that will go well for you there. But it doesn't reflect reality any more than the one tiny church in Pyongyang that the Norks take western tourists to so they can prove that they totally do have freedom of religion in North Korea.

You're not getting a gun in Japan.

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>Prostitution is illegal in Japan
Hahah. Sure, it is in name, but not in practice. Read about enjo kosai. Basically, older men play sugar daddy to girls as young as highschool age, giving them fancy gifts and stuff, in return for 'companionship'--*wink wink nudge nudge*, and a significant number of girls are ok with it.

Start doing airshit 3 gun, that's a thing in there

>Legends tell that a white devil lives in a shack on Mount Fuji that carries a rifle longer than a man.
>If you hear thunder echoing through the mountain, it's most likely him hunting.
>They say that if you follow the sound you'll find deer carcases with their heads missing.

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basically,the smelly old man fucking a highschool girls doujinshi is real,but your tsundere waifu is not real.
bravo japan.

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You can do that in America, too.

>housewives too
aaah now i can finally fuck those hot milfs.

But imagine the glory that would be showered on any Jow Forumsommando who managed to do it...

That's pretty much my life in America except I have a big fucking house that consumes my life with yardwork and I can buy guns.

imagine that a Jow Forumsommando do it.
CONGRATULATIONS
you are a proud owner of a hunting gun in japan,now you can have fun hunting specific animals for a limited time in japan,oh and you need to renew the license after some time,gaze at your incredible gun safe,safely housing your gun when you are not hunting(most of the time).
and don't forget the honorable policeman visiting your house everytime to ensure you are following their laws.

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go to ebisu circuit n drift

I don't know what it is, but there's just something about weebs that I find so incredibly goddamn irritating. Does anyone else feel this way?

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Literally everyone.

truly a fate worse than death. anecdote from my life:

>have guns
>proper storage in gun safe is checked by cops regularly
>be at home, fixing shit
>cops roll up
>I walk up to the fence
>cop produces ID and order to insect guns from the city
>read order papers
>papers are not in my name but in my neighbour's
>I now know what guns my neighbour owns
>thx cops, I feel so safe with you welfare niggers around!

you know how this could have been prevented? simply by asking "Are you Mr. XYZ, is this adress ABC?"

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it's their blue pilled mentality,they are stubborn.
they think living in japan is the best shit. seriously,you are not welcome in japan,the japanese are more stubborn,no matter how hard we kicked their xenophobic mentality in ww2,they won't give up.they don't want you there,you will hardly make real friends in japan,the few woman that might want to marry a gaijin have nothing to lose anyway.it's not a good country to live,and if you are chinese or korean,god help you.

to be fair, being irritated by other people regardless of the the subject is a pretty normal feeling on Jow Forums

I had the opposite experience. As a germanic gaijin, girls were really interested in me, dudes liked to drink with me, people were super friendly and wanted to talk, it was awesome.

if you are a tourist,they will see a white blonde gaijin as an exotic animal,they want to touch,to stay close,to take photos,to train their english,to drink. yes it's good to visit japan if you are white,but living there is a completely different story.

Yeah that's how it was
t. Blonde hair green eyes 6'2"

all that matters is japan embraces civilian gun rights.

I live in Japan, come here for the ladies and the peaceful, serenity filled world of no fucks given, for real Japan is a great country for people with no fucks to give. Guns for fun aren't worth it here unless you are staying over 5 years, I came here on JET not knowing what the fuck I was doing in life and now with 1 year left, I can't wait until I am back in America. I am glad I came though even though I have been here for too long. Became financially well off and smart, learned what I want to do in life, I met the love of my life coming back with me to America although she isn't Japanese. I am itching to shoot once again, will be stocking up on lower receivers back in America for the future. Currently thinking on what I will carry which is impossible since it's been years since I have held a firearm. Japan kinda sucks for most people to be honest, your life is on hold basically but I have made my time here work very well for me also, I was able to stick my finger up a Japanese woman's ass once so no complaints for me personally. For most people though, stay in America and get a real job. If you must come to Japan, get the fuuuuuuuuck out of the city and move to something more green. I live in THE most beautiful harbor town. I hear it takes a year to get your loicense after you learn Japanese, and then it's 10 fucking years until you can get a rifle instead of shotties or flintlocks. Russia is similar but 5 years.

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>Japan kinda sucks for most people to be honest, your life is on hold basically but I have made my time here work very well for me also.

Currently in Japan, studying. Not sure if I wanna do Uni here or see about going back to the states. Definitely feels like I'm just throwing away my time, money and life, though. Any advice?

Going to school? Again? What you should do is only go to any school that is a direct and highly specific requirement for the job you want, until you know what you want to do stay the fuck out of more student loan debt. People who do extra University for generalized degrees are fucking hopeless idiots. Go to vocational school and learn machining or something in the fuckin Jow Forumsist state imaginable, Something specific. Also get out Japan for reasons stated above, I hear they are full so it's time for both of us to fuck off.

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This desu

I'm at a language school at the moment, so not a real university. I'm also not American, so I can't just go back easy peasy like most of you. My biggest concern is the fact that universities here seem to be stupid easy and do fuck all, so if I get any sort of degree here it won't be worth a damn back in the states or elsewhere for that matter.

your degree isn't as important as how you sell yourself in the interview