Two dudes sitting in a stand trying to shoot shit. AMA
Remove yote/pork
Have you guys acted out the scenes from brokeback mountain?
Other friend
Nah. No homos here.
why are you so fat
The fact you guys are not doing it makes you gay
OP friend: Cause every time I Fuck your mom she makes me a sandwich.
Why the fuck are you using gay-r 15s
can't even pay for the legit Chicken in a biskit?
Fat poor fuck.
Fucking lold 10/10
Because we aren't commie assfuckers
one tasteful ar
one larper ar
shamefur
OP hope u feel superuior to ur friend if he owns carbean shit
Spent all our money on guns, ammo, and beer.
OP friend: Eat my ass and die muzzle fag.
That's not beer you dick licking faggot.
It's Budweiser fag. Shut up with your Natty drinkin sister fucker ass.
have you shot actual shit, like a piece of turd just to see how it goes? does it destroys the turd or just make a hole through it, does it smell like shit or burnt gunpowder? i imagine i would vary a lot depending on quality of shit, consistency of the turd, size and so on...
What is the number on the front of your credit card, name, exp date, and cvv
Plenty of cow patties out here. We haven't shot any however.
Don't have one.
Wrecked status:
* Wrecked
Not wrecked
Update 10:04 pm.
Cows spooked. Yelps. Friend getting allergy meds from truck because he is weakling. Thinking of why the fuck do I own a 45 GAP G37.
You ever fuck a bullet wound ?
No but I could have fucked this one. Uncle shot my grandpa thru the fucking ankle with a 45 shield.
This is 2018.
Update 10:20:
Friend returns. Yelps still. Smell of burnt ham in the air.
Last beers.
Welp, time to kill yourselves.
OP friend: you first commie faggit.
>drinks faggot beers
>literally commies himself every night
>probably has a wife that thinks his guns are evil
>probably doesn't have a wife
>probably doesn't like women
>probably likes dicks
>eats cheap non brand chicken in a biskit
>proabbly made in china
>literal communist
>calls others commies
Op: Fuck this shit yotes and pork never show up when you have a gun.
Should we hunt spoops?
OP friend: Absolutely you are correct comrade. Generic chicken biscuit cracker is superior and taste like salty dick. My friend disagrees.
Update 10:38:
Yote closes in. Not caring. My beer is hot now. Out of chicken biskit.