K has acquired a battle barge from the 40th millennium

>implying they wouldn't flock to the USS Ligma to be space thots and that failing that, we have a fucking space barge, we can take whoever we ant.

Get lost in one of its *rooms* and die of starvation.

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Take that furry shit off it for a start.

who is going to stop the SKS Ligma from taking whomever it wants.

I say we go to Mars and start our own globalist regime.

We're not calling it Ligma man

I would get off ASAP, you fucking lot would drop the geller field just for shits and giggles.

You must be 18 years old to post here

>SPACE WOLVES
>FURRY
NIGGA STOP YOUR HERESY, LEST I STOP IT FOR YOU, WITH A LASBOLT TO THE HEAD.

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Las bolt? Really faggot, what you can't shoulder a bolter like normal person

I'm not an instrument of The Emperor's wrath, and I'm not rich enough to own a suit of power armor. So no, I can't shoulder a bolter. Neither can you.

But I'm a faithful servant of the Emperor, and I WILL silence your heresy.

-blam-
-blam blam blam-

Emperor, may you guide this misguided soul to salvation in the afterlife. I have delivered him to you.

If Ibram Guant can use bolter so can i

>heresy xD

what are we calling it then

Jow Forumsommandos would bow before Chaos and warp this barge to the Eye of Terror.

Suqma

The Gala/k/tica?

Please do us all a favor and off yourself.

USS Grabahan

Remove kebab

>space wolves
FUCK LEMAN RUSS AND HIS FUCKING FURRY FRIENDS DIE LOYALIST DOG DIE

t. Angry tomato Magnus

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Long Jow Forumsube of Murder

Chapter symbol Raven
Rhod pattern carapace armor(no leg covering)

>Enter in the Barge
>12km length plus more than 5000 rooms and shit
>Initial Tour take two weeks and the team of 2000 Jow Forumsommandos 800 went missing and another 100 corrupted (two shot themeselfs)
>Finnaly at Bridge
>See that computers works only with vegetable humans plugged into wires and shit, for our luck we have some high melanin guys who "voluntereed" for the job
>After few months of exploration of the ship to know how it works, we discovered that those guns need a massive slave labor to work
>Buy some chinks slaves
>Every gun take two days to load
>"GREAT"
>Also some anons discover that we need a fuckin psyker to make the barge move and enter in the warp
>We hire some purple hair fat woman that says it's a psyker, we lobotomize her and plug some shitting wires into her skull
>Some user says has a bad feelin about it
>After two years of preparation, 3 thousand slaves on board, and tolerable lose of 3/4 of our crew, we are ready to go
>Starting the engines the whole start to shake like a fookin monster alive, the purple hair "Psyker" start scream like someone is raping her ass with a dragon dildo
>A strange miasma form around the ship
>We enter into the warp
>Scream and chaos take the ship
>Enter in a realm of so called Chaos God called Slaanesh
>So called God Praise the fat psyker for their job at Earth and turn everyone soul aboard in apple pie (less the chinks, they dont have a soul)

sounds like another successful jump, i hope my deer wife is waiting for me in the warp

glass the most aggressive country on Earth thereby causing world peace. goodbye America

i concede

the only correct answer in the thread

You filthy filthy heretics

Gaunt is endowed with the wraith of The Emperor.

>let's get rid of the puppet, not the puppet master
even then, there's still china and on top of that what do you think the eu is going to do once america is out of the way

1. Glass Mecca
2. Glass Medina
3. Glass Jerusalem
4. Glass Rome
5. Glass Constantinople/Istanbul

Have I missed any Abrahamic religion holy sites of major importance?

your house, faggot

What’s “Ligma”?

We do nothing, most of k can't propably drive with a stick, much less a spaceship.

HMS Updog

Can't tell if samefag, or just a pack of wild retards.

Ligma Strawberry Ice pop

Be careful with that edge.

we start with the Rothschilds

cringe

The latter.

what does that mean? Rothchild owned estates or business

Land it in the South China Sea since nobody can fly the damn thing
Try to park it on a shallow seamount or atoll as an island, become a boat if it float

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What movie is that sc from?

better idea, park it right in orbit and rule the world like a Laputan King

inquisitor martyr, i think.

fly it back to /tg/ where it belongs

You wouldn't a 50 cal gyrojet?

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Invade and conquer California

Thanks

>battlebarge.
>not a Gloriana, Furious Abyss, or Phalanx
Pleb.

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>50 cal
but that's wrong
on several counts

Blow up Denmark and only Denmark just to confuse people.

>Jow Forums finds the bridge and shrine in the battlebarge
>teleports the Jow Forumsube onto the shrine turned gun factory for worship
>the dormant bloodthirster awakes resentfully
>Jow Forumsommados are driven insane(er) and fight for supremacy until some leader emerges to unite the bands into a crew for the ship
>the ship plunges into the warp and fight legions of daemons
>3/4 of the crew are dead and crash land on an ork infested planet
>mfw we found paradise

Bombard Africa

Denmark here, y u do this Sweden?

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Could have been a worse jump

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>what are we calling it then
I'd name my battle barge 'Dreadnought'

>Where do we go what are we doing with it?
I guess unless we find someone to fight the best thing you could do is using it to jump-start off-world industrial base and reverse-engineering things its carrying when we get it

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do I have a navigator?

if so humanity begins to expand to the stars.

>reddit reaction

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>Where do we go what are we doing with it?
Abuse foreknowledge to gain favor with pre-fall Eldar

But then how do we get space elf gfs?

What do you mean? Without the fall, there will be like billions or trillions more of them

>Hey, you're OK, stop going to orgies
>Filthy Mon-keigh, go back to smashing rocks together

dark age of technology humanity had actual diplomatic relations with pre-fall eldar and we have names of quite a few eldar lords and worlds who are already aware of impending disaster

>Sweden were never actually pacifists, they just knew there weren't any wars they could win
>group of Swedes get ahold of alien technology and immediately turn into hyper-militaristic space vikings, raping, pillaging, and using the loot to sustain their generous system of social democracy

I'd read the shit out of that comic series.

We liberate everyone, user. EVERY. ONE.