Range Employee Greentext

>mfw OP actually posts proofs

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Could you imagine a nogunner experiencing that? The internal shitting of pants would be a sight.

Nigga, the amount of pure bullshit greentext I see angers me. I have to post proof

Sounds like a job I would be comfy dying at. The missus would get a healthy life insurance payout and I'd have some good range stories.

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I'll post my most recent time I almost got shot at some point. Darkie w/hi point story next

>be me
>be manager at indoor gun range
>black dude comes in with a gun case
>face looks like it was on fire and someone tried to put it out with an ice pick
>disgustedspongebob.jpeg
>yo man I wanna sight this bitch in
>okay no problem you can do that here. What rifle?
>opens case
>hi point 995 in 45
>ohgodwhy
>yeah brotha this is one of the best rifles in the market
>get him on the range
>10 minutes later I go in the range to sweep brass
>immediately see soundproofing raining from the ceiling downrange
>dude is indirect firing his hi point
>tap him on the shoulder
>hey man, you're shooting really high and missing your target. if you keep shooting the range equipment you'll be asked to leave
>says something is blocking his sights
>see nothing weird on his rails
>maybe something is in his front sight post
>sir can you show me what the problem is
>points to his rear sights
>there’s nothing blocking it
>sir I still don’t see the issue
>jabs his finger at the rear sight
>this lil nigga right here I can’t see nothin with it blocking my sights
>drewscanlon.gif
>I want this bitch off my rifle
>take my multi tool and remove it
>is that better?
>ye man I can all them shits now
>continues indirect firing
>MFW
>he gets kicked out

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Removed the entire pic related.

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>drewscanlon.gif
Who? What?

youtu.be/3epfRPCtGJA

I assume this is what they’re referring to

Great thread, anons! Office is wondering what I'm laughing about.

I have heard some ppl say that once they get a job at an LGS or range, they start to develop different attitudes towards the 2A and allowing ((any)) non-prohibited person from owning.

You're correct. Thanks for clarifying

This is accurate. I fucking hate 90% of the people in this country who own guns. I'll post another greentext in a few

It's posts like this that make me excited for a race war.

I'm going to get so many nigger ears for my necklace.

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oh.. my... god

huh okay

don't worry this is the kind of guy you'd want to shoot with.

Great thread op

OP again. I also teach License to Carry classes in Texas. This is a story from the re-certification class.

>be me
>be in Texas
>manager of indoor gun range
>teach carry license to carry classes
>time for instructor renewal
>drive 3 hours to Austin for class
>class is full of boomers that smoke too much
>tobacco stained beards, new balance sneakers
>they hand out PowerPoint packet
>renewal class consists of them reading off the PowerPoint packet word for word
>tonystark.png
>time for questions
>typical boomer shit
>carrying on college campuses, carrying on school property, stand your ground, etc
>big old fuckin boomer in the back asks if he can legally OPEN CARRY IN A FANNY PACK.
>youfuckingwhat.jpg
>class ends after 45 minute discussion over the legality of it. (spoilers, you can't do it in Texas)
>see him walking to his f150 king ranch after the class
>he's open carrying Glock 43 in a Serpa
>mfw

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the guy

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the guy 2.0

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Gotta love living memes

Would carrying in a fanny-pack actually offer any tactical advantages?

yes, you can signal your faggotry more easily, kind of like gay voice

ironically, concealment is the only advantage

God no. He was talking about having the gun in the fanny pack with the zipper positioned to provide retention on the pistol so it would stay like it was in a holster. And this man teaches license classes in Texas. My fucking god

Easy access appendix carry without everyone staring at your cock nonstop but if you're using a fanny pack is it not still CC?

Alright. Y'all pick what's next. Nigerian women with a glock, Nouveau rich boomer and son with AR, or when I almost got shot. I don't have any pics from the almost getting shot story

rich boomer

The guy was meaning having the gun sticking out of the fanny pack like it was a a holster. Texas requires a belt or shoulder holster for OC. Fanny pack doesn't count

coming up

Why not both?

not a texas native but fannypack carry did seem to be quite common when visiting.

My boomer Granddad just pock carries or from a holster in his jacket.

I'm sure I'll go thru em all eventually.

You have to wonder if hes being ironic but something tells me hes not. That's just fucking cringe no wonder so many bystanders get shot.

>be me
>manager at indoor gun range
range has a policy of no openly displayed guns while not in the range
CC is fine though
when uncased gun comes in, RO takes it and brings it to the range for the owner while they check in
>call comes over the radio 'uncased main entrance'
>look over and see 50ish man and his son dressed like the stereotypical chad/frat dudes
>pastel polo shirts, light khaki shorts, boat shoes, raybans
>my dude had a goddamn sweater tied around his neck
>RO walks the gun back to the range
>Smith M&P15 Sport Gen 1
>flat top receiver, with magpul flip up, clamshell fore-end with triangle gas block sight
>flip up is down, with riser attached to the flat top
>chinese UTG/NcStar/idontfuckingknow optic is on the riser
>whatismechanicaloffset.podcast
>second riser in front of first one
>crimson Trace Rail master upside down on it
>A WELCH'S FUCKING GRAPE JUICE BOTTLE CAP FOR A SCOPE CAP
>its cut to fit over the Rail Master
>Magpul MVG is Gorilla Glued to the clamshell
>ourfatherwhoartinheaven.wav
>guy comes over with his son and goes in the range
>walks in while there is a lull in shooting
>no ear pro
>schadenfreude activated
>he picks up his rifle and loads it
>Mohamed is in the lane next to him with a 5.56 Draco
>magdump.mp3
>dad drops rifle, son starts crying
>comes out to bitch about it being loud
>sir its an indoor range. he's shooting the same ammo you are
>can't you move me somewhere quieter?
>no sir, its always this loud indoors. Try *outdoor range #53*
>leaves grumbling about giving us a shit review on yelp

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1) Receiver

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clamshell. Sorry about pics being upside down. dunno why

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god damn it.

edit their orientations in paint and save them. Jow Forums strips EXIF data otherwise

I've seen enough youtube videos of cops shooting idiot niggers, this webm is definitely the real deal, they do these retarded stances and like hopping around sideways as they shoot.

I'm also looking forward to the race wars, I'm getting way more ears.

Both dad and son had no ear protection? Kids probably going to be deaf before 30

Thanks user

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You offered them ear pro right?

Yeah, should have mentioned. My range provided loaner Peltor 105s to everyone.

Yea, my old man taught me to shoot on an old single shot .22 worked me up the mosin nagant in the early 2000s, was and still is an Nazi about ear pro.

I'll pay a bounty of one can of mountain dew per ear.

Preferably Game Fuel classic

You're gonna need to raise that amount of cans for me

Today, OP was not a faggot. Appreciate the stories OP.

What in the actual fuck lmao.

OP here. I'm gonna be away from my computer for a while. If this thread is still up when I come back, I'll post more. Otherwise, I'll start a new one. Feel free to post some of your own stories though

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Thanks for good content OP.

So they weren't being literal when they said .300 Blackout was like 7.62?

Why you want your neck to smell like that?

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This is one of those rare times OP wasn't a faggot!

Either my reading comprehension sucks (likely) or you didn't specify if you were given your two weeks notice or you gave them two weeks notice.
I mean, I can understand if you quit, but if you were fired... There a story to that?

I know you do indoor ranges, but why do none of the outdoor rifle ranges in DFW allow FMJ? There is a club/range in Weatherford that allows them and some on the other side of Dallas that have no problem.

I have thousands of rounds of rifle FMJ and can't fucking shoot it. Some indoor ranges allow FMJ and have a "rifle lane" but who wants to shoot a rifle at 20 yards?

I've heard reasons like possible fire hazard or ricocheting.
But why only fort worth/Arlington?

Because who sights a deer rifle with FMJ?

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He seems to be intentionally keeping the muzzle pointed in a safe direction when he drops the AR. Honestly I think he was just being funny and he's actually not a nog.

iirc its a joke

Some dude got pwnt while mowing his lawn in garland. The garland public range got blamed. It was three miles away from the range and he got hit with a .223. There was a dude shooting in a creek bed (illegally) like 250 yards from the dude who got pwnt. He sued the range and won like two million dollars. As a result, dfw insurance companies collectively shit themselves and now ranges have to ban FMJ

Or at least that’s what garland public told me

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Diet mt dew please. I'm sure we'd all be getting fat after the racewar with so much prosperity

Holy shit what a laugh these were. Great thread user

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what de fug

HH brother. Nogs will b easy, spics will be a challenge, ZOG will be a nightmare

>want to rent an AK because of course they do

that's so fucking true... they always want to shoot the fucking ak...

and now my geentext

>be me
>Gunsmith and RO in Switzerland, work in indoor range
>i smoke a cigarette near the entrance
>i start hearing some rattling
>some old dude is coming up on the corner, he's dragging a wooden "pelicase" on steel wheels
>has sunglasses and a white cane
>a fucking white cane
>he says he wants to try some of his guns he modified
>asks him if he can see anything
>he says yeah a little bit
>apparently it's only 22's
>really wants to see what's inside his fucking drift wood crate
>get his ID, he takes half hour and ask if i can give him some help
>i gladly accept even-though he smells a bit like a sweaty diaper
>step up to the 25m lane
>other customers seems to be concerned by the white cane, i nod at them so it looks like it's under control
>moment of truth
>he opens the crate en whips out a shitty lever action 22 and a revolver also in 22
>fumbles in his bag and pulls out more pieces of wood
>turns out the dude can't see shit and made some mount with literally ice cream sticks, hot glued some chinese docter knock offs on top and rubber banded them on his guns
>Now i can see the dot! he says with great pride
>after he gets all the rubber band on we load the guns and start zeroing

>it works

>he shoots all the ammo he bought and it's almost all on the paper
>gets his twigs inds mounts off of his guns
>nudge the guns back in the case in their outline of dowels
>take his cane, gives me a 20 bucks tip and rattles his way off in the distance

i wish i had pictures, it looked so retarded but the dude was nice and you could see he spent a lot of time on his crappy bench with and old file and a hot glue gun to get his red dots on so he could still shoot, i can appreciate that

This is actually an old one, the proof is real but it didn't happen to OP
t. oldfag

Nice siegeposting

I've been enjoying reading these so far, but seriously...
>range has a policy of no openly displayed guns
>when uncased gun comes in, RO takes it
Fuck you guys. How fucking sad is it that this is what we do to ourselves? How can we expect no-guns to treat us any differently?

Also
>Obvious newbs come in with no earpro
>Don't offer or advise earpro
>Intentionally station them next to the loudest, most obnoxious gun present

What a dick. Just cause they were dressed like cast members from the Fresh Prince of Bel Air and obviously new and didn't know any better.. I mean, thats YOUR JOB isn't it? To help people who are new and uninformed become informed and responsible gun owners, not turn them into bitter no-guns who's first and maybe only encounter shows what a dick gun-owners are..

Lots of us work customer service in some capacity or another, and idiot customers are a consistent no matter what area you work. The difference is if a customer has a bad experience at Best Buy they don't go support banning laptops.

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>do some part time IT work for a range I frequent
>running a new CAT5 cable one day
>get a text from one of the range officers
>dude, you gotta come out to the galleries right now
>wut
>send a text back saying I'm in the middle of something
>get another text from him a few minutes later
>a group of european lesbians rented like 3 galleries
>fucking what
>head out to the shooting galleries
>he wasn't lying
>they weren't ugly lesbians either
>they were pretty good shots too

He’s the manager, not a babysitter

NICE!

>Not going out of your way to fuck with someone is the same as babysitting them.

Fuck off with that excuse making bullshit, guy was being a dick.

At this point I'm convinced OP is just fucking with us, making up the story then fucking up magazines and adding random crap to rifles etc.

These stories are never true and this guy is providing real evidence. I just can't believe its not fucking butter.

>"It break"
At this point my sides achieved orbit

noguns here, what am I looking at here? Optics on a rail on another rail?

Thanks for the quality content OP. If you are still a Texan, love to get a beer with you sometime.

Not an RO, but i do see my share of shit, as well as have the RO share stories with me since i'm, according to him, one of a handful of non-retards that visit his range.

The worst shooters seem to be people whose job it is to wield a weapon. I've personally seen mall cops load bullets into a mag backwards. Terrible accuracy all around, even at 10 yards. One guy shot every silhouette into the balls. I'm guessing he didn't know how a sight alignment works so he just put the chest in the rear sight, causing the shots to be centered from side to side, but low into the balls.

RO shared stories about one infantrymen and a female soldier that is suppose to fire mortars, fail to hit a full sized silhouette at 10 yards after 30 shots. Literally 0 hits.

One guy couldn't handle the recoil of a rental TT, and annihilated most of the wooden ceiling on the range as well half the lights. A year ago, a dude rented a gun just to kill him self.

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Why do you have to do class renewals? Also why can't you open carry in a fannypack?

Go back to arfcom faggot

>Indoor range by myself
>Quiet, relaxing, chilling with my 1911
>young probably 18/19 black guy about 5'6" walks in with a cheap 12ga
>Greet him, he greets back, we show off each other's pieces
>Yeah dis da only one I got registered so I only bring dis
>This isn't a registry state, do you mean the only non NFA item like full autos or short barreled rifles?
>Yeah dat shit n sawed offs, I guess you caint have dat
>put on a shit eating grin and say "No you just can't get caught."
>Dat shit tru!
>Homeboy starts loading his 12ga with slugs and sets his target at 5 yards
>Can't see him because of lane dividers but hear that shotgun go off and his mansized paper target get blasted from the pressure
>3 rounds later
>Yo dis slugs is it like blanks?
>Look at his target
>Not a single scratch
>Wait what?
>It shoot or just like a blank? Cuz dey dont let me shoot bukkshot in here
>tell him what slugs are
>ask to watch him shoot
>Starts from the hip fire position
>Brings the shotgun almost up to his shoulders, bends his neck at a near 90 degree angle and pulls the trigger all within half a second

He ended up firing 18 rounds and made 3 holes 1 in the silhouette at 5 yards.

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>you guys clearly don't know what to do
>you guys will be fine by yourselves

And then they all made out and everyone clapped?

>Making out
Why would you make out at the picnic table where crab legs are to be had?

What kind of rinky-dink 2 bit range do you manage? Every range ive been to has been absolutely anal about ear-pro. Enjoy your lawsuit next time someone goes in and has their eardrums blasted out.

dude when you work in a range, you just can't spend all your days explaining to retards how an AK works, you show them how it works, you stay with them 5 minutes to see if they vaguely got the idea and then you leave and hope they dont AD in their buddies dome

Nigerian woman

>at indoor range with bro
>having a good time so far
>one of the ROs walks in with an 11/10 blonde
>RO is a total faggot, brags about being an MP in the army reserve
>looks like he came from the sandlot too
>no way is it his gf
>hes showing her how to use a handgun, throwing in a few facts about himself to impress her
>clearly has no idea what hes saying
>exit range
>other RO is sitting at the desk with CCTV zoomed in on her ass
>only a 9mm but it jiggles every time she shoots
>a couple other guys cant help but check out the TV too
>"thats not his girlfriend right?"
>"nah, she wanted a lesson and he ran out the back to volunteer first"