Is a souvenir mini baseball bat actually a good melee self defense weapon...

Considering it's thinner than a normal bat and probably made out of shitty pine or relatively cheap wood no. It'll snap at the handle with a strong hit.

Despite the sperging, he's not wrong

That may be true (except I'm not a manlet), but does that mean for some reason that some other melee weapon would be more effective? I have a hatchet, but that's very lethal and is heavy to swing around. A framing hammer is the kinda the same deal except it wouldn't seem so much like I was straight-up trying to kill them.
I don't want something too long or unwieldy like a regular baseball bat or a golf club because it takes 2 hands and would be harder to swing effectively say on the stairs or in the darkness

A mini bat is not meant to be durable enough to fight with on a daily basis like a billy club, but they can still beat people up. Real / homemade billy clubs are illegal in my state

Maybe if you are hitting it multiple times against a brick wall, but most people aren't made of stone. This thing is strong, short and lightweight and won't snap like some stick upon striking another person. I used to bat rocks with it when I was a kid and it never broke or splintered

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>beat stick is illegal

what in the actual fuck, where do you fucking live ?..

>I have a hatchet, but that's very lethal and is heavy to swing around. A framing hammer is the kinda the same deal except it wouldn't seem so much like I was straight-up trying to kill them.
What's wrong with killing home invaders? You want to stop the threat right?

Probably some newly conquered Islamic shithole. Or Australia.

So somewhere in the Commonwealth, got it.

Go buy a fire bat.

Why are brass knuckles illegal to own while swords are a-ok? They both are weapons designed exclusively to hurt / kill people

A man in an arm bar with a broken forearm and/or clavicle will no longer be a threat. You wont do much with a head shot but used just right it could take care of the business.

>the only place that has mini baseball bats is Japan
but that's wrong you fucking retard

Brass knuckles are within all REASONABLE consideration a criminal tool (or a novelty) and nothing else. There are far simpler and better options for self defense. The only practical purpose for brass knuckles are street brawls and ambushing people as they are concealable. Not that I agree they should be banned.

this is the superintendent of some county school system in America showing off mini bats he gave to all his district's teachers as a last-resort defense in case of a shooter

>wont do much with a head shot
you could easily fracture someone's skull with one strike of a mini bat. There is a lot of leverage and speed

Mini bats are very effective because they are so fast. This guy uses one to bonk the fuck out of like 5 drunk punks in Boston who are assaulting his and other random cars passing by:
youtube.com/watch?v=BhHWYjzpD8k

Go to a truck stop, buy a “tire thumper” you’re welcome.

>The only ping known to man that's more arousing than a Garand ping

I work in a sporting goods store and we sell mini bats right next to the baseballs. We also sell guns.

I stuck one up my butt up the middle of the tapered part. 7.5/10 would repeat

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footage or fiction.

Checked but sorry m8 I don’t have it any more.

Fiction.

Fill a cheap aluminum water bottle or baseball bat with lead to create an EHN (extremely heavy niggersmasher).

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where am I supposed to get lead?

Wheel weights,

Do you document every sexual act you do?

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my sister fought off our cousin, Boo, with one of those mini bats when he tried to rape her again

not bad, considering Boo is a big guy, but I used to fool around with her too so she got pretty good at dealin' with horny guys

THIS!

Jiggaboo Jones made one of these, it worked pretty good

youtube.com/watch?v=9LfDTA7YazI

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Guy with mini bat vs guy with real bat

Who wins?

Who ever hits the other first, likely the one who has been in more fights.

Not gonna brag if I can't prove it.

Tell us more about Boo

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That guy is actually using metal nunchucks, not a mini bat. It is in Chinatown

Moldovan or Dindu?

Big guy, 6 and 1/2 feet tall, 6 and 1/2 teeth. Used to play football at the local highschool but got kicked outta the team for not actually attending any high school.

All ways had a thing for girls, even if they didn't for him, he though sis making him lemonade meant sex time, you know?

He isn't too dumb, he put a chevy small-block into a fridge with some other stuff he got from Earl the dog-fucker down in the county retention pond and still drives it around today.

I'm getting a boner

>tfw no sap masterrace
let me give you the virtues of a sap.
-not scary to wife
-made of dead cow skin and shot and steel
>fits in a topcoat or suitjacket pocket
>actually disabling
>not threatening to milleniald or niggers because too stupid to know what one is.

tfw cant take a pizza cutter on a plane because the blade is infinitely long.

Headshot sideways above the ear like a blackjack, maybe. Anything else isn't going to incapacitate a determined asshole. Like the many videos of collapsible batons doing fuck all on a head strike. With the same force shifted down will destroy a collar bone.
It's not pretty. Dont matter how much they liftbro that arm is putty. You pull it out and pop the forearm you can fucking wrap that whole side of the body around their throat. Folks dont use tools right.

Cut the knob off and sharpen the end

I'll have you know that I've been in plenty of flights. Being a short virgin only makes them occur more frequent

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Those souvenir bats are just a little gift. yeah they would be okay for one really hard swing for the fences but they would break after that. I would rather a person looking for a modern club look at the cold steel mini-bat they have a good heft and can be wielded with one hand easily while still having a good enough reach.

Why doesn't he just get a blackjack then?

Believe it or not dropping fools with a blackjack is best done below the waist. The kinetic transfer of shot is different than a stick the same size. Letting that weight sink into the back of a knee or groin/hip area will drop any man to the floor. It's not always about a noggin bonk.

>Why are brass knuckles illegal to own
We let the judicial system (((interpret))) away the 2A.

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If you were to hit someone really small with it, then sure, it'll do. Try hitting a mexican man or child.

Just get a tire thumper or a childs mini aluminum bat.

I doubt an assailant is going to be capable of much aggression if you break the collar bone on their dominant side.

>but officer it's not a baton, it's a souvenir bat; look at the signature of -minor league nobody- on it.
This smells like a legal loophole in states that ban batons like Ohio.

If you live in some cucked dystopian hellhole that doesn't allow firearms or blades for self defense consider a pipe wrench. Numerous sizes available to fit whatever your soi boy arms can handle.

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How about a collapsible baton? Are they effective or do people just grab them?

So 2 x pi x raduis = infinity now?

Brass knuckles? Don't you mean ornamental belt buckle?

Thry aren't as dense. Its balsa wood. You dense!

holy shit nigga.

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