he doesn't press check

Well, lead is pretty heavy and a 1911 filled with 9 rounds of 230 grain bullets is going weigh and balance differently than an empty one.

No shit sherlock.

With highly trained autism, you can feel the difference between one in the chamber, and an empty chamber with a full magazine.

Are you retarded?
If you're treating every firearm as if its loaded, you SHOULD be performing a brass check of every firearm you pick up.

My ex-girlfriend certainly couldn't.
>I'm not kidding.

Women were a mistake.

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>random brass check

Its not random because you are checking to make extra sure whether there is ammo or not in the gun you're picking up.
Basic safety shit.

But if I'm treating every firearm like it's loaded, why check if it's loaded? I already know it is.

Shut up, Quiet.

yeah in this battlezone we are in and upcoming apocalypse we need to brass check every 30 minutes because ninja assassins might pop out at any time to get us while out buying our monster drink and we need to keep prepared with a brass check because fuck carrying spare mags

>brass check
>oops moved the slide too far
>round ejects
>no fucking ammo now in the gun
congrats mr. army of one

Who is the filthy titty ho?

Sarah Silverman

By definition, she cant be, as she actually does competition shooting.

Alex Zedra

>tfw condition 3 but press check anyway

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>implying I ever forget the condition of my pistol and I don't just do it cause it makes me feel cool

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Well what is it, hare or rabbit?

>too retarded to do a brass check without fucking up

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Why would you even bother to take the mag out of the gun?

>Brass Check
>Press Check

>leaves weapon chambered
>removes magazine
>why
because the faggy hollywood jews that orchestrate media dont know shit about firearms

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Whoah bud, cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks.

I want to shove my face in those tiddies.

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Whoa bud, over 9 million Jews died for your gun rights, cool it

>Alex Zedra
she makes my pants fit funny

We don’t police other people’s language here. Reddit is that a way. Jow Forums is a freedom loving board.

More like 6 gorillion

>condition 3

McFucking KYS.

I don't press check my gun, but I also have to unload it and load it at least once a day, so I'm pretty well tracking on whether or not it's loaded.

Guns that I pick up that aren't mine, I press-check or clear.

Listen here, neckbeard. You're not a law enforcement officer. You're not in an active warzone. You're some fat-necked civilian who thinks he's cool because he keeps his weapon (that you'll never actually use to defend yourself) loaded at all times. Take your mall ninja bullshit back to Jow Forumsguns

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Bet you carry appendix, too.

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Depends on how comfortable you are with her taking black dick in her private life.

These.

>load your gun
>don't know if it's loaded just 2 seconds after when the gun has not left either your sight or your hand

Moron.
You DON'T need to check because
1: You already loaded it
2: You are assuming it's loaded no matter what
3: If you are unsure, just load it

>hurr durr why you need to do X!? Only cops should be allowed to do X!?
>defending your stupidity by calling other wannabe operators
>because they carry a gun properly
You are the kings of fudds and you will spend the rest of your life racking your slide.
Kill yourself, nigger.

Press checks are fucking dumb and so are the people that do them.
Load your gun and keep it loaded!
If for whatever reason, you think it might be unloaded...THEN JUST LOAD IT!

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I feel that.
In the same breath mine could pick up her purse and figure something was missing by weight tho, so it's similar I guess.

>friend/coworker NDs
>immediately gets first aid

Good on her for keeping her wits.

Unless you're an operator, the literal single-second it takes a competent firearm user to rack a slide will make zero difference in 99% of self defense situations. Do some reading, kid. Or maybe get off the internet for more than an hour at a time.
>You rack slide once to chamber round and leave it there
>I wait until it's appropriate and also rack it once
>"spend the rest of your life racking your slide"
Do you even really own any guns, or are you just being retarded on purpose?

>Unless you're an operator
Stopped reading there.

I'd let her press check my penis, if you know what I mean ;)

I get the feeling you don't do much reading at all, kiddo.

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Please sauce

Sure thing, kid.

Someone call the fire dept I'm getting roasted. No but seriously, you really are a fucking retard.

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If you say so, kid.

Your meme game is weaker than jewsteins assault weapon argument. Get shrekt, little boy.

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Are you sure about that, kiddo?

Hells yeah Brother

Listen here, nerd who's scared of his own fucking gun, I've carried a gun more in a professional capacity than you have of your own volition, so you can suck my dick with the high and mighty shit.

There's literally no reason not to carry a round in the chamber, and about a million reasons that not having one in the pipe is fucking retarded. I know you like to think that everything is going to happen like it does when you're doing your uber badass Israeli draw on a static range, but that's simply not true. A huge portion of defensive encounters happen within grabbing distance and oftentimes some physical contact is made, which can occupy your non-dominant hand or limit your range of motion.

So, you can act like a know-it-all little bitch some more all you want, but the fact that CDN 3 carriers are a minority says something.

Nope, but nice assumption.

Why do you even need to open the action to check? Most pistols let you see part of the rim, especially around the extractor. No need to open it to see it is loaded when you can clearly see the glint of the rim.

Oh so working the 3rd shift security detail at the local mall is "professional" now, huh?
>CDN 3 carriers are a minority
Gonna just go ahead and call bullshit. Source? I'd would wager a hefty sum there are far more unloaded civilian weapons than loaded ones. When's it a minority? In the fields where operators are specifically instructed to keep one in the chamber? I act high and mighty because I'm better than you. Deal with it.

Lol, I indeed, have worked armed security before. I've also enjoyed the employ of the U.S. Army for quite some time and worked for a guy who owned gun stores and a range.

Also, google it. Many forums have this same discussion and 75% or better of the people there discourage the action highly.

But yeah, you're totally better than me. Tell me, cool-hand, why is that in your mentally deranged mind?

>recruit washout becomes pot bellied mall cop
>thinks retards on the internet are credible
>wants to know why im better
Because I'm not you.

>washout

Haha, now you're just grasping straws because you can't back up your shit opinions.

You wish, bitch.

>at least it was an honorable discharge
>from latrine duty

>continues grasping

Take the ass-whoopin' like a man

Small mammals should not own guns. That would probably fracture that rabbits ribcage.

The fact you think our exchange qualifies as an "ass-whoopin" would be another example of why I'm better than you...and also why you became a mall cop.
>yfw being professional

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>being professional

Oh, so now you wanna stop shit flinging since every attempt you've made to invalidate my view via ad hominem has failed you? Has it occurred to you that the reason you find it so hard to believe that somebody might have done something with their existence is because you're the kind of never-put-yourself-out-there pussy who is scared of his own gun?

>so now you wanna stop shit flinging
Bruh I was using the word professional facetiously. I'm still taunting you, you blistering retard. Isn't there a car parked by the loading dock of Macys you should be giving a fake-ticket to?
>wewlad.jpg

Yeah, we're done here. Post your guns or stfu.

>dat MP5/10
Hnnnnnng

You mad, mallcopbro? If I was you I know I'd be mad. Mad at the co for sticking me on latrines every day. Mad at the wiener schnitzel employees for leaving trash around the mall. Just mad at life in general. Sorry my dude I don't feel like going into the garage and popping the safe, taking pics and uploading them just to soothe some washout. Oh also and I'm not a woman and shoot my funs, not take selfies with them. Last range trip I took my 1894 3030 for long range fun and mossman 590a1 just to destroy some random junk from spitting distance. Good fun.

Sure, buddy. I'd post my CAC, but that would only harden your "lol just pretending to be retarded" troll resolve.

I'd call bullshit on your gun ownership because literally nobody keeps them all in a safe when they're at home, but you'd make up some more bullshit.

I have a sneaking suspicion that you're not even an American or even an adult, but it's whatever.

Retards will be retards, and that I cannot help.

Yeah, but you're a loser. No one really cares what you think. Here is literally the only photo I presently have of a firearm I own. It's the old, damaged interrupter I had in the 590a1 because mb has shit qc. I have my 226 in the under-desk carrier. Sure I could easily remove it and take quick cell pic. But I'd rather call you a faggot; Because winners do as they please.
And no, I don't think you're pretending.

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Nice picture of your dad's gun. Have a good day, fuckface.

Old mans been dead a decade. Killed him myself to establish dominance. It's a mb 12 gauge, should of gone with mall ninja reference. Enjoy your life of mediocrity :)

Did the bullet miss him or what? He seems to be pretty fine for just getting shot. Almost looks like he's just in pain because the gases burned him, not because the round went into his leg.

But I do. Even figured out how to load it one-handed by extending the motion

Unironically this. Always assume it's loaded until confirming otherwise.

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I have an external extractor that I can witness positive engagement on. It's a hi power so I can even see brass without doing a press check. I'm good.

>carry condition zero on a gun with a 1 lb trigger pull because i might need to have that 1/100th of a second difference in case eight men teleport with knives exactly 5.3ft in front of me instead of 5.4
>whoops i accidentally ND'd
I become more and more convinced that this is why there are so many fucking "oh shit Jow Forums i just accidentally shot my ceiling" posts.

he doesnt a deep spiritual connection to his guns so he can communicate psychically with them at all times.

>over 9 million Jews died
apparently it wasnt enough

>gets attacked
>has to do single hand presentation
>no round in the chamber
can't wait until you are dead for carrying like a kike user

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>Look, I may not be so good at booklearnin' and stuff, but I gotta tell you there's something fucky about nine gorillian. It jus' don't add up, Julian.

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Christ you positively REEK of autism

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striker fired, not even once

>strawmanning this hard

1. Very few handguns have a 1lb trigger that also don't have a cock and lock safety and aren't match guns which aren't suited for carry anyway

2. What few carry guns have such a trigger pull are designed to be cocked and locked and not doing so would be ridiculed by any sane person

3. Most carry gubs range from 3.5-6.5 for strikers and 8-12 for DA, with a 3-4 reset, both of which are perfectly safe to carry chambered in their intended carry state

4. The reason that carrying almost any defensively-oriented gun in its intended ready state is because every firearm intended for carry has at least one type of safety feature if not more

5. All of this considered, only the most inept retards ND and hurt themselves, or the cheap bastards that don't utilize proper gear, and this lowest common denominator will always hurt themselves with something because *spoiler alert*: they're fucking retards.

This

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How do you know? 9mm has straight mags too.

>Needing an excuse to post guns
>on Jow Forums what the fuck is going on here?

>3: If you are unsure, just load it
What if it's already loaded?

>His gat doesn't have a loaded chamber indicator

Don't need to check something I already know is loaded.

The last time someone gave me this argument IRL I asked him what he was carrying.
>Uh, gee user, I'm not carrying right now.
Depending on conditions, I will carry different ways. You might carry regularly but most of the people that give me a ration about this do not - making it a moot point for them.
>the fact that CDN 3 carriers are a minority says something
Life sucks when you are constantly immersed in a popularity contest.

Fake

no, those milkers likely haven't been used for anything except intagram L's

Please hang yourself

>Why do you even need to open the action to check?
Press check, bb.
>press
You can do it in the dark even. If you can see brass then you are GTG, but you often cannot. Also I have seen some faggots go into gyrations trying to get enough light into the gap to see brass without realizing they are flagging everyone. A legit press check is very quick and controlled.