I was reading the story of Kyle Odom. A guy that claimed to be lured and harassed by reptilians due to his high IQ.
Usual weirdo...but it gets stranger
One day the kid snapped entered the church of one of the reptilian that was harassing him and shot him 12 times with a .45 .
The thing that left me skeptic is that the pastor survived and was preaching 3 months after the accident.
What are the odds of surviving a magazine of .45 shooted by an ex marine?
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Pretty high if you’re a reptilian I guess.
You can live without a decent length of your colon assuming the marin mag dumped into his gut.
>reptilians
how to out yourself as a complete nutjob or a retard
Good that you think that way, but my skepticism concern the part in which the alleged unhuman person get shoot an uncanny number of times with a scary caliber and survives. Have you ever seen the damage done by a .45?
What are the odds of surviving 2 gun shoots in the torso? Make it 12
True, but it me and that the guy shot all the bullets in a very matteo area.
This person should have died solely by blood loss
It is totally possible. There is no need to ask about such wild conspiracy theories.
It's generally accepted that you can survive 90% of anything that dosen't kill you instantly
Haha I wouldn't worry about it just delete this thread haha.
>high iq
>wanted to be a pharmacist
Its not that hard to become a pharmacist. Lots of very average assholes do it.
>shooted
You're dumb, and so are your opinions and gay little theories.
Uhhh literally 8 years of school, bruh. Stop making shit up to feel intelligent on Jow Forums.
>How can you survive 12 .45 point blank?
Option 1:
Protective vests
Option 2:
The attacker was firing blanks
Not him user but I can tell you that those 8 years of study end up being more of a testament to your commitment than that of your intelligence, just my two cents.
Option 3:
Get shot in the pinkie 12 times.
Do you remember that Pennsylvania state trooper that was shot recently in that video? I don’t remember the details but he was essentially dead for a few minutes and they saved him. I guess freak stuff happens, but OP also makes a good point about strange coincidence.
Op ur not gonna belive me but i have a buddy from school who shot himself throught the head with a .45 and hes fine now, he talks with a stutter and cant open an eye but hes pretty cool, dosent have depression anymore.
Headshots aint that lethal, and it was fmj if that makes any differance
Thhhhiiisssssss
So the cure to depression really is just shooting yourself?
Kyle Odom unloaded his 1911 into the Pastors head while he was standing over him.
Dafaq
T. Reptilian
smartest kid at my IB high school became a pharmacist. 36 on ACT but was religious freak and went to a shitty strip mall pharmacy school
>Tfw when 17 on ACT and no collage would take me
>get shot 12 times in the foot
>amputate foot
>Limp away
Pretty easy desu
i’m here, so yea
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You fuckin brainlet.
I can't find a single reputable source that says he got shot 12 times. I've seen "as many as 6",with an eye witness saying 3. One in the Pelvis, one in the shoulder, and one in the skull that stopped.
What was your score
32
I only took it once
Shh, let people believe in their JOOS and reptilian conspiracies.
Philippians are the most powerful race in the world
Me too. I also forgot a calculator.
Ssssiiissssssss
>*this* in Reptilian.
I was reading about a police shooting where a police officer hit a bad guy something like 7 times with a .45 acp and he kept fighting. At least a couple were torso hits. The cop ran out of ammo. It was why he now carries 9mm because more capacity. He argued the 9mm has similar lethality but more capacity.
I would post link if I remembered it.
Fuck, this basically confirms he was right.
So how do you kill a reptilian then?
>Giant asteroid hurdled from space.
A correction, according to the newspaper he got hit 6 times, at least a couple in the head.
Gas yourself
he took 2 shots to the face, preacher confirmed reptile
Proof?
>bruuuuuuhhhhhhh
Its not that hard it just takes a while. Also, saying that doesn’t help Odom’s case. He literally said he couldn’t handle the work, and seeing as he’s a brainlet marine it doesn’t surprise me.
I know of at least two people who went to school to pharmacy because they thought it was easy. They both succeeded and they’re nothing special, just good students who stuck with it.
What's the best round for killing reptilians guys?
asking for a friend
Odom fire twelve shots, but only hit the pastor 6 times. One of those six penetrated the skull but didn't hit the brain while the rest were to his torso.
They’re occult buddy... go get a grimoir, do some magickal workings and tell this board it’s bullshit.
Have fun ;)
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