Tfw 26 and missed my calling in life to be a special forces soldier

Tfw 26 and missed my calling in life to be a special forces soldier

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You wouldn't have made it you whiny faggot.

You're in your physical prime right now. You still have time. Walk into a recruiters office tomorrow and take the first step towards turning your dreams into reality.

In the US, age limit is 32 with waiver.

>thinks his calling was to do a thing
>cries about not being able to do it instead of shutting the fuck up and doing it

It was never your calling, you lameass turbo-goober.

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Be under 32, meet the height/weight standards, and DON'T BE A BITCH.

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you literally have 6 more years until you arent allowed to enlist anymore, you have plenty of time. I mean honestly you werent going to be able to do it anyway but how about this: go talk to your army and marine recruiters (airforce and navy(other than seal) SF are jokes) and go fail at a&s, get stuck back in motor T, and dont re-enlist. Then you can at least spend the rest of your life bragging about being a "big tough marine" even though you were a turbo pog only in for 4 years.

I just want to be sbs/sas for 4 years

What's the height standard?

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Height AND weight standard, not height, and weight, standards. It means you have to be within a certain weight bracket (not too fat, not too skinny, basically dont be a calcium deprived skeleton or a lard-dripping hambeast) in order to qualify to enlist.

I dont think theres a specific height standard besides "Not be an actual Midget."

>"Not be an actual Midget."
So no 5'6"ers, RIP

There was a navy seal who stood only 5'0.
Don Shipley did an interview with him.

Bait thread.
If your calling actually was SF you'd already be doing SF.

You cheeki boi, there's a fuckton of those in SF/Rangers.

The average height of a US Spec Ops soldier hovers around 5'9"-10", but they take all sizes (provided you have what it takes to pass training).

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>tfw 32 happily married and plenty of money and it would be fucking retarded for me to join the army just so i can shoot someone

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>Not wanting to shoot people and get paid for it. Many people would do it for free user.

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You’re not too old to do it. Tbh I thought about something similar and decided against it. Why do you want to join? Would you make enough money/enjoy the experience enough to say it was worth it? If you died in the current conflicts fought by your country, would you be proud of it? Do you understand the physiological stress and damage you could incur?
>Criticizing any branch’s spec ops. Lmao why aren’t you an oper8r, user?

this

go call geek squad, queer

Average age at SFAS is 32. Barely any x-rays make it through the Q. If you were actually serious though you wouldn't have posted this. Being SF sounds real fun until you haven't slept and are carrying a heavy as fuck pack in the pouring rain. In other words OP, you're a pussy.

You're fucking 26. Unless you're barred from re/enlistment, you can give it a shot. You can't the quitter attitude and keep going no matter how much it sucks. Also, to be sf, you must learn a second language. If this isn't what you want, consider ranger instead. Spend the time you've got now getting into the proper shape while you start the process

Shut the fuck up faggot. There's people who have gone into BUD/S at 30+ and made DEVGRU later. Stop being a pussy and join if you actually want to.

>joining any military
Literally the dumbest thing you can do, user.

If you have to ask, you aren't tall enough

Lrn 2 greentext

He'd be fine.