Military service

So i live in the US and im missing my left arm below the elbow what if any are my options for military service?

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sorry bruh. your PULHES is all fucked up. thank you for wanting to serve. please consider other types of service, such as americorps or the peace corps.

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is there any chance of me getting a waiver given that ppl who lose limbs in the service can sometimes stay in

very very very doubtful. i'm gonna say no. but i'm a jackass on the internet. talk to a recruiter.

Negative. Sorry.
The peace corps and army corps of engineers always needs men.

Consider also linguistics or a similar civillian position if you want to serve that bad. You will never be enlisted but you can work for the military.
Sorry dude, that's a rough deal but if there is even a 0.001% chance you will have to lift a rifle in your duties, you are disqualified, this includes all enlisted or commissioned men of all branches.

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yeah i kinda expected this i may try national guard since i heard of one guy getting in

you know someone who is an amputee and joined the national guard?
I find it hard to believe you’d have more luck than in the traditional branches.

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Absolutely not. I am very sorry and admire you but it is simply flat out 100% no. As another user said, maybe talk to a recruiter, he might be able to point you in the direction of volunteering your time, or working at a VA hospital or something, but you arent fit for service per military standards. Its bullshit because someone with you passion would probably make a better enlisted men than most. But it is what it is man.

Here in Indiana there was a kid who lost both legs in a car accident. He tried to enlist for 10 fucking years and even made a big fuss in the media about it. They wouldn't let him be a clerk, accountant, radio operator, assistant, chaplain, nothing. The though being that even if you arent a combat soldier, there is a reasonable expectation that you might have to pick up a rifle and be physically able to fight under dire circumstances. Even cooks are trained as riflemen.

fucking kek nice work

yeah im def going to speak with a recruiter and just try and work the system and see i mean they seem pretty desperate for people and im reasonably confident i can do what is required if actually given a chance

Start your own or better yet design a new weapon we could use user

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well if i get a prosthetic then all this could change

I'm sorry about your situation, it made me stop and think about how I should be thankful to be able to serve every time I get a pile of bullshit, because people like you don't get the chance to. To be born healthy is a gift and I shouldn't just take it for granted.

i like to think im lucky to be born when i was since its likely that in my lifetime prosthetics will have advanced to the point where there on the same level as a natural limb

Civilian contractors that work with the military is your most likely option.

Sorry, op but it just doesn't look good.
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And as for the national guard...

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>become engineer
>advance cyberntics technology
>invent combat capable cybernetic arms
>join military and have them suck your dick because you're the guy who made super soldiers a reality
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Why would you want to lose your other arm fighting for Israel?

private security it is then

most of my reason for wanting to join is just to continue tradition

You could join the Army's transgender rape battalion and use your stump as a phallic weapon of submission