Cargo pants and tight, dark tank tops is peak aesthetic for females...

THIS IS HOW I FEEL

Okay, we get it, you grew up beating off to Kim Possible. Thanks for sharing.

IM COLD AND I AM SHAMED

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God, I miss the early 2000's.

>military females
>look nice
Oh, user. Only Medics, Officers, and Air force have cute women. The rest in general are not exactly nice to look at.

>Asian ISIS recruit
>(((Organizer)))
>Le Black fedora
>Hanzo
>Bob Marley
>250lbs in gym socks

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LYING NAKED ON THE FLOOR

6 months with nothing else to look at and I guarantee even the most minging of slags will start to look pretty good. Don't worry about that at all.

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girls wearing cargo pants and tanktops/T-shirts makes me fucking diamonds

Samefag

>Do they all just wear tights now?
either yoga pants or an oversized t shirt and shorts so short the shirt covers them.
>"it's just for comfort user"

>tfw you do yoga and they are actually wearing them for comfort

feels good to hang out with people who aren't extremely fake.

>Doing yoga
How's your creamed onions latte ginger spiced mochafrappccino, you massive faggot?

>Do they all just wear tights now
It's the future, we're just advancing towards the inevitable world of skin tight spacesuits that mid-century sci fi set forth in the public consciousness.

Besides, baggy pants hide nice gams. The world is a better place with the supple contours of ladies' legs on display.

Wearing cargo pants when you're not doing cargo-pants-needing work (like carpentry) is like carrying an AK to go to Walmart. Use the proper tools for the job.

It's like people wearing sandals and cargo shorts everywhere. Fucking stop that. You look like a child.

Not that guy, but yoga helps circulation and core strength, which lets you plow chicks harder, deeper, and longer. And you get to practice this while being surrounded by babes in tight clothes stretching. There's no downsides here.

>There's no downsides here.
Apart from the cuckoldry and the dicks up your ass, sure.

Do you have much difficulty with your autism, user? Should only cowboys be allowed to wear jeans?

Bringing an AK to wal mart seems right

Yeah, this logic has applied to school uniforms for teenagers for decades (particularly every girls' volleyball/netball/whatever team which you can always tell were picked out by a horny headmaster being marketed to by an industry which sells plausible deniability) so clearly we could do it and get away with it.

Maybe militaries should only accept cuties?

Or maybe when we all get those Black Mirror chips instead of just regular non-allegoric brainwashing they can FaceTune them all on-the-fly.

Tell that to me throughout my teens and twenties.

And those pockets were functional. That's where I kept my candy.

>Apart from the cuckoldry and the dicks up your ass, sure.
Only if you invite dicks up your ass. Do you invite dicks up your ass, user?

No, cause I don't go to yoga and spend time in tight pants with my ass in the air, presenting for cocks you fucking queer.

One of the reasons I love Mirror's Edge 1 (and why I hate Mirror's Edge Catalyst)

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OK does everyone in this thread live in Arkansas or something?

I'm not into yoga either, but wtf is with the hostility user? Did yoga rape your parents?

You're the one who seems obsessed with taking it up the ass. It's more likely that someone can go to a yoga class and be the only guy there, like a lion approaching a watering hole, surrounded by a bountiful veld of nice girl asses.

I live in Arkansas, why do you ask?

He's probably just upset that his fupa prevents him from tying his shoes or seeing his flaccid penis.

Cargo shorts are literally the perfect male piece of clothing.
>cheap
>loose and breathable, good for movement while being more practical than gym shorts
>lots of pocket space to carry things
>different materials for different occasions
Of course (((they))) want to convince people that cargo shorts are inherently unfashionable, can't have white men being too efficient and comfortable at the same time.

>carrying an AK to Walmart
>acting like there’s something wrong with this

This is exactly why we need AKs in Walmart, in case we’re out shopping for affordable Chinese goods and happen to run into someone like you

Who didn't?

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>makes you trip and break your jaw when you run
nice

literally how do cargo shorts do this

>shorts
>tripping anyone

You may be
>1. wear pants too long for your size
>2. wearing shoes too low
for that to happen

Though I admittedly fell down a series of stairs after stepping on the hem at just the right spot and fucking up my next step by having it land at the 90 degree part of two steps

>getting tripped
>by shorts

LOL guys, put two and two together. He's a fucking manlet.

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lmfao at the communist nigger with the bow being barefoot.

>going to yoga with your wife on Saturday morning, followed by a stop at the brewery for an early afternoon beer before heading home to play hide the pickle until sundown is cuckoldry.
This is peak Jow Forums right here.

ebin

>should only cowboys be allowed to wear jeans
Yes

Here is my situation
>live on ranch with cows
>feed them sometimes
>I raised a few steers in high school
>work in agriculture (plants tho)
Can I wear jeans? inb4

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>get rid of the body armor

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>has cattle ranch
You're automatically a cowboy.

t. Avril Lavigne

>sticc qt E in full length cargo pants

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>get rid of body armor
yes

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best thread on Jow Forums i feel like im in a dunkin donuts right now

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And Lita.

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back to the >>>/90s/

hold up she's a half werewolf?... Gonna have to look up that series.

>an oversized t shirt and shorts so short the shirt covers them
But that's kinda hot, but more so when they do it with a hoodie.

I never realized other people shared this fetish
I am home

Make way for best 90s Lita.

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We accept him, one of us

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Kim looked better in a dress tho

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Or in... less.

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Leave the eye candy home lad. Lust is temporary, but war, war is eternal

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The thread has gone in an unexpected but welcome direction.

Cosplay

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>emo/scene shit

YOU SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH. Dark clothes and excessive eyeliner were God's gift to man for having the patience to deal with women for all these years.

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You can have both

I am so into this aesthetic for women. Either that or tight jeans and black combat or engineer boots. Unf.

MotherFUCK i miss the late 90s early 2000s

>Natalie Imbruglia
I know exactly how you feel was a better time.

>big pickup truck pulls into a parking space a couple over from me
>door opens and this little blonde woman gets out
>probably 5'2" if I had to guess
>ponytail, cowboy hat, tight black t-shirt with really short sleeves, and cargo pants
>she's ripped in that natural style that says she does a lot of hard physical work
>almost blow a load in my underwear when she reaches up to adjust her hat

>Be Georgian
>State full of blonde honnies just like this
>Snag one
>I let her drive my truck
>She repays me by riding me cowgirl
Life is fuckin good

Delet this

>REEEEE stop dressing in ways that I don't like!
You're a sad little man

A-fuckin-men brother that's what I did. North Georgia women are god tier

>Use the proper tools for the job.
>It's like people wearing sandals and cargo shorts everywhere. Fucking stop that. You look like a child.

What if I'm trying to blend in with the children to fuck em? fucking retard

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My gal is from McDonough, she's such a good girl.

>implying women need that shit outside of your faggy incel anime girl operator fantasies

Y'all just secretly want a tomboy

Jow Forums is great when it embraces it's autism

it was a much better time

>state full of blonde honnies
>Georgia

Lel, doubt. More like full of "platinum blonde weave-wearing Shaniquas."

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You seem jealous.

>women
>that image
user, I...

>live in state with less than 1% nig pop density
>jealous of your bright red Planet of the Apes

Yeah, totally. Suuuuuuuuuper jealous. Lol. I intentionally pay more money to avoid stopping at Atlanta international airport when I fly, so I dont have to breathe the same air as you Congoloids.

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