Confess

I'm about to cut off the front sight on my AK. No point in having it when I just use my red dot.

I don’t think I’ll ever be comfortable cc’ing with a round chambered.

Had a ND in my bedroom. Grandpas old bolt action 410. Couldnt get the bolt to slide back and while trying to brute force it had bad trigger discipline. And damned it that old coot didn't leave it loaded. Patched the plaster and painted it before the wife got home. She still keeps finding plaster dust that I missed while cleaning up in a rush.

I want an Uzi carbine and am willing to pay a lot for one

Nyet

I keep my AK in my college dorm. its hidden behind my fridge, and I dont do drugs so I figure its reasonably safe

Did I inspire you my child?

opposite of a sin

I ripped the copper piping out of my neighbor's cabin

based and redpilled tbqhwyf

But if caught I lose scholarship and am now a felon, and police in my town like to real faggots with the whole "reasonable searches "

Don't do this comrade.

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I had the range all to myself yesterday and jerked off while shooting my AR. Best nut I've ever had.

I am with you brother. And coumo is only going to be replaced with a worse hydra head.

I eat my boogers

Wedge it in-between the radiator and the fridge, or take it apart and hide the pieces in different areas

I haven't been to the range in over 5 months.

I'm one weekend of shitty threads away from trying out reddit

>tfw its been a year
Gas prices in canuckistan need to fuck off. There's no reason for them to be 50 to 100% higher than last year.

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I can't find that helmet cover anywhere and I'm about to lose my shit.

You're a hero.

r/guns has nice pictures but a bunch of dummies. r/gundeals is a great resource. Other than that just follow porn

Forgive me father, for I have race mixed. I keep my kalashnikov and armalite in the same safe.

I robbed a gas station with a loaded gun one time. I wanted to see what it would feel like but honestly I really needed the money bad. I was totally professional about it though, I wore all black from head to toe, black gloves and even painted my face black so it would appear I was african american under my ski mask. I even used a black guy accent when I demanded the money. So somewhere out there the cops are looking for a black male that doesnt exist. The robbery went well and I made off with close to $700 from the register, only one witness some punk ass kid behind the counter. Gotta admit it was fucken exhilarating but I'd probably never attempt it ever again pretty risky.

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bs

Do what I did. Get an 80 AK reciever, demill it to ATF standards, hide the receiver. Problem solved because they think you just have a demilled AK.

I've been cc'ing for months now because I live in a rough area.

Just today finished my permit paper work.

>mfw I'm moving to a nice neighborhood in two months.

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That comic hot harder than it should.

>everything right turns wrong and the only thing I know is that I know nothing.

No worries. If you're in an area that's sketchy, then chamber one.

Otherwise you'll most likely have time after you draw on someone.

Is that the actual words of that comic? Kek.

I don't own guns

>I can't bring myself to buy a useful firearm and instead buy shit like nuggets, deagles, budget bin ARs, big fuckoff revolvers all for shits and giggles
>I don't care about gun legislation because I make enough to buy what I want and doing shit illegally is easier anyhow
>I think carrying is autistic as fuck unless you are going to a known ghetto area or are just planning on whacking someone, (in which case go for it imo lel)
>Revolvers are fine for defense so long as you aren't a fucking incompetent marksmen like most tactifags are

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I keep a handgun in a safe in my dorm

I have everything needed to get a gun license but can't be bothered actually doing it right now.
>t.eurofag

Yup.

OG mag jew or imitator?

I sometimes feel like I don't even try to wear anything that matches my alpenflage jacket.

I like traps a little bit too much.

I live in the european country with the least ammount of guns per 100 people so i dont actually own or have fired a gun in my life

I think he'll win. I don't think the average democrap voter is sophisticated enough to know more than "vote for familiar name with (D)" so I doubt they'll cast a vote for a new name. Our only hope is Trump continuing to pack the federal courts and SCOTUS with Americans who will undo the leftist fuckery that traitors in commie states do.

I regularly talk shit to customers at my job just so I can fight with them, and have twice pulled my gun on a person

>restaurant bar tender
>bar is in the middle of the restaurant
>somebody came in as we were closing down
>apologize and say we're done for the night
>"NO, IM THE CUSTOMER AND I WANT TO ORDER"
>sorry bro, try coming in when we're open
>"IF YOU DONT GET ME A DRINK IM GONNA COME BACK THERE AND KICK YOUR TEETH IN"
>smile and tell him to go for it
>he marches behind the counter and I draw right on him
>he banana falls backwards and jogs out saying he's calling the cops
>wait an extra 45 minutes after we close for the cops to come, but they never do
>clock it as over time

second time
>already closed and we locked the door
>some guy walks up and knocks on the door and motions for me to open it
>just shake my head no
>he starts punching the glass and screaming for me to open
>shrug and shake my head no again
>"why dont you just open up so I dont have to cut your throat when you come out here later tonight"
>look up, smile, take my gun out so he sees it and place it on the counter before going back to counting my tips
>he marches off, I look over my shoulder while heading to my car

my manager hates me and threatens to fire me all the time but we're under staffed and I tell him good luck finding somebody that is willing to close 6 nights a week. Ive made a sport of out treating some people like shit and probably one day will end up shooting somebody for it but I wont stop. We gotta close some time and I have class now so fuck your boomer ass thinking you deserve special treatment just cause you eat wings and drink over priced beer 4 nights a week at my bar

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I only own rifles
And live in NY State

thought about buying a pocket pistol today but didn't go to the gun store

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You're a hero.

>am buying a house that borders 3000 acres of private game lands
>as of right now the owners of the game lands "caretake" the house and use the lands of the house as part of there hunting track
>i am buying because i want to hunt on my own land and i want to give my wife a nice house and i want my
kids to live and play outside

i plan on discontuing the use of the land to the club. Im already nervous about some fudd shooting my kid this fall. i plan on marking the bordeer with a stone wall or aomething. and posted signage.

idk. is that a sin?

good luck getting a pistol

It wasn't theirs in the first place

I got sucker punched a month ago and had the option draw.
I didnt and lve felt humiliated ever since.

spooky story time

>working as a wage cuck at McDicks
>hating life and all that
>2 gentlemen try to come in
>bitch its like 3am, who eats a krabby patty at 3 AM
>tell them we're closed
>they dont get angry per say, they look at each other dumbfounded and agree this isnt going to happen
>"No man, open up. Now"
>he said it so colorlessly it was almost robotic and creeped me out
>repeat we are closing and to take off
>he motions for me to come over, again very robotic
>I get half way to the door and something in my gut says dont get closer
>"listen buddy, youre going to be leaving here soon and its really, really dark out here. Why dont you do yourself a favor and up back up before we do something bad, huh?"
>tell him once more we;re closed and if theyre still here when I get out im calling the fucking cops
>go hide in the bathroom for 10 minutes, when I get out both are gone
>quick jog out to my car, it should be noted there is a lot of trees and shit surrounding the back parking lot of this mcdonalds
>I flip on the headlights and shit myself
>the two of them, plus a third, are in the trees watching me
>underage so no ccw, but I was an airsoft fag so I have a beretta 92fs co2 pistol in my car
>get out, point it at them and wait to die
>nobody moves, I turn the ignition on with one hand and keep aiming with the other
>peel out of the parking lot and spend most of the drive looking in my rear view making sure they arent following me

fuck south carolina man, these were like 25 year old looking frat guys but the opiate crisis and cheap land brings these guys out of the wood work and has every mother fucker down here thinking theyre scarface

I don't know most calibers and ammunitions types

>mfw I still routinely lurk on this board

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You should feel humiliated about posting that

As long as you don't post then there's no sin there. Keep lurking

College is a sham. Worst case scenario you save tens of thousands on tuition.

Thank Castro's son for that. You guys really fucked yourselves with this pm

My permit took over a year to go through. Carried the whole time.

I try to talk strangers on the internet to soak their nickel plated guns overnight in hoppes cleaning solution for a deep clean and to chemically reset the nickel plating for better protection.

My sin is that I haven't posted to k in a couple years and went down a libertarian to fascist hole but i'm back

Worst sin in this thread desu. I hope only taurus owners fell for it.

You lived and didnt face legal or civil troubles? Dont worry about it then.

I don't care what the NFA says.

Yeah but now lve had a pain in my face since and my jaw makes a chipping sound when l talk.
Docs aint done nothing about it. Probably cant.
If l had defended myself probably wouldve at least stopped some punk from hurting someone else.

I declare when hunting season starts and ends, not the state. Forgive me lord.

I pulled out my gun and tried to off myself while being arrested for a DUI.

Daily reminder to report off-topic threads.

I traded a bubad krag Jorgensen for a highpoint carbine

I remember that story. Kys

Cliff notes?

I'd fucking magdump in your stomach and leave you to die if you did that to my shit.

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He was drunk, decided to drive, think he might have crashed or some equally dumb shit, when the cops pulled him over he pulled his gun on himself like a weak bitch

>can't magdump if mags all stolen

I masturbated onto things I shouldn't have

rip

My son, there is no forgiveness for this sin.

Do you mean with hot glue?

KEK

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I buy steel cased ammo
I'm fat
I haven't had sex in 4 years
I sometimes jerk off to traps
Glock 20 is my favorite handgun
I use recoil pads
I owe several people a couple hundred bucks and I just spent my entire months check on an AR build
I like the smell of my own farts
I don't like killing things
I used to steal peoples phones at high school parties and sell them for weed
I share mostly liberal values except when it comes to 2A stuff
When I order food at the drive thru I will order a second drink so it looks like I'm taking the food back home to someone but in reality it's all for me
I enjoy the occasional Anime
I'm fat

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Absolute Legend

Damn man. This reminds me of why so many people illegally carried back in the day before CCW laws got better.

jesus christ, who gets that pissed off over a bar closing on time? Ive heard of this before but its like, a liquor store vs a raging alcoholic

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How big is the parcel containing the house? 20 acres? 100 acres? 1000 acres?

Buy a reloading manual. Read through it. There are descriptions and drawings if a bunch if cartridges. Speer and Hornady are good.

I only feel bad if you own a dog and that's just for the dogs sake.

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Well he’s a Protestant...so there’s an explanation on his intellect

>be retard
>try to poke something that I thought was made of wood
>turns out it's solid metal
>break the blade's tip

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I bought a CETME

I would follow Red

I ND’d 90 degrees straight into the air.

Do it man. You might think it'll be too small and that you won't want to carry it, But honestly I love it.

>doesn't weigh anything
>throw it anywhere, pocket, car, gym bag, desk
>tfw you kill them with "380kek"