I'll move out soon but in the mean time, how do I hide my AK and AR?
I was thinking of non descript storage totes with padlocks but what would you guys recommend?
Right now, I'm hiding them in my closet but it's only a matter of time before she finds em.
for the ar take the reciever apart and hide them apart from each other. honestly you just got act as if nothing is going on. if you evet had to hide cigs or booze the same rules apply
If you use a sheet on your mattress, cut the mattress open on the side furthest from the door preferably up against the wall and put them in there, then place sheet over mattress.
Keep them in the trunk of your car.
This. I used to hide clif bars in my mattress in bootcamp. No one goes around feeling up mattresses for hidey holes.
Is there an air vent in your room that you can reach? Just unscrew the cover and stash your gun in the duct.
Mattresses are filled with springs
I can't put them in there, they might rust and or my car might get stolen.
I was thinking of a Pelican 1740 case, I can plaster faggy COEXIST and Greenpeace stickers on it.
FYI, avoid ((Cliff)) bars like the plague, they're full of sugar and s-o-y protein.
The vent is 2x6 inches and slanted.
the AR is made up of components that either can't rust or have protective coatings, even without lube. the AK is similar, but to a lesser degree. even so, a light coating of CLP should be more than enough to prevent rust even on bare steel for a few weeks, easily. don't park your car somewhere that it's likely to be stolen or broken into while you wait to get an apartment.
locked guitar case
Oh I know now, but when youre a starving recruit in bootcamp, even sugared cardboard is a treat.
i hide a pistol in a bag in a box of cereal.
i hige a revolver in a case hung from a hanger, which has a coat on it.
other ideas: gut an old outdated vidya console that isn't worth anything, store them in there. inside a mattress is perfect for long guns
edit, oh, okay then on mattress, but you can still hide it in the side inside.
she'll still look in case
>OP lives with his mom
literal summer day/k/are.
>put hasp and lock on closet
>if she asks why you locked your closet tell her to mind her own business
And she would have never known about the fleshlight if i didnt forgot about it in the bathtub
Step 1.
Be older then 17
Step 2.
Enjoy your ban
And here's the OP with subtext
>I'm a leet airsofter user is almost 15, but my mom doesn't like even AIRSOFT, how do i hide them?
>zip tied to the bottom of a box spring
>dangle from sturdy coat hanger, place coat over hanger
once you have your own place:
>place funs in Mylar bags with desiccants and O2 scrubbers
>place bags in huge plastic garbage can
>fill garbage can with 5 gals of milk and 5 lbs of hamburger
>add water to the brim
the method above will be so disgusting that no one will EVER dig around to find your firearms
Guitar case
Padlock the zippers by the zipper holes
Put a mount rack behind the fan blades on the roof. Old bithes rarely look up in fear of showing their disgusting necks and they never clean fans.
Apu is special alright
>retarded ergonomics
>no stock so it must be a pistol
>to long to be a pistol
>attempt sighting like a pcc
>Mfw, the rail doesnt exist so no practical sights.
What the fuck am I looking at here?
MOVE. OUT. HOLY SHIT
its her fucking house you fucking loser. if she doesnt want guns you better respect her rules.
She doesnt owe you shit, she could legally kick your ass out if she wanted to but she probably feels sorry for you and doesnt think you can make it on your own yet despite muh guns
Hey OP, here's a simple solution.
Mom: You're not bringing guns into this house,
OP: Watch me - proceed to bring guns into the house
Mom: O... okay.
What's she going to do, shoot you?
Just buy a safe or gun closet so none of the retards in the house can get to them and that's that.
>I'll move out soon
No you won't. Sell your least favorite gun and use the money for a deposit on your own apartment
Lmao get a load of this butthurt no-guns faggot.
hide them in the attic in a gun case in a card board box.
>Whats she gonna do shoot you?
Does OP work at YT HQ?
Dylan, is that you? Why'd you blame Grant for the flashlight?
She would literally call the cops and have me arrested even though they were purchased legally and I'm not a felon or whatever.
She's a woman so she'd sell out her own family if she perceived them as breaking the ((law))
I make AR money in a week and a half so no use selling and I'm already saving for a mortgage.
Here's you with the subtext
>I'm a butthurt no-guns so the fact that anyone owning guns is farfetched to me and if they do, I get incredibly butthurt.
The coathanger deal is a great idea. I have this I shit you not, a white Miami Vice, Sonny Burnette suit I bought for 200$ I wore to my graduation that I keep in a suit bag, I could hide it in there.
BOOMER IN DA USAAAAAAAA
>I make AR money in a week and a half
That means nothing when PSA has fully built ARs for $400. For all I know you work part time at minimum wage.
I rake in about 3K on a good month, 2400 on a slow one.
Monthly expenses are 1200$ Despite living with mummy, I still help her with the mortgage by paying 800$ a month.
Why would she find them? Does she regularly go through your closet? Do you not do your own laundry?
>Nigger Faggot who buys guns instead of a security deposit on own place.
Move the fuck out and grow the fuck up.
Don't rage too hard, boomer faggot, your cholesterol might be too high and you might get a heart attack ;^)
She doesn't but you never know
Not anyone you replied to but maybe you should grow the fuck up and move out rather than calling everyone that is giving you this advice (the best advice by the way) a boomer or a no guns
The only places where it would be prohibitively expensive to do this are the ones where the gun laws are shit anyways so I wouldn't be surprised if you're just trying to milk free rent and food
You could just respect your mother enough not to violate the rules of her home .
Reading comprehension, boomer faggot; see:
This. I hid EVERYTHING in my guitar cases.
I got a short story with the same topic.
>2009
>still living with parents at the age of 23
>buy first rifle
>mother is against all guns
>convince parents some of the rooms need a new coat of paint, including my room
>they agree
>line it up so I paint my room while they are on their yearly cruise trip
>punch hole on wall
>grease and bag fun
>stash it between the studs
>patch up hole in wall seamlessly
>put on new paint
>parents still dont know
>take my time painting the other rooms
Even after I moved out a few years ago, they are still there. My parents still dont know. If SHTF, I'll reclaim them of course.
All's well and good as long as nobody asks why they never knew that you had a guitar or knew how to play one.
This is a good and bad idea. What happens if they sell the house and it gets torn down? what happens if there's a fire?
You were better off just putting your guns in a cosmoline and argon filled stainless steel pipe, put inside another pipe filled with descicants and argon and burying it somewhere.
Fucking learn you faggot then maybe you'll need a thread about sneaking girls into your mommy's house too.
Grow the fuck up, you're still getting by with less expenses than if you moved out and you know it otherwise you would've moved out already you Gen Z child
I miss the old Jow Forums with Meplat, Trail Snake, and Bat Guano and that impostor Hotaru-Guy where we could have real discussion about guns instead of boomer faggots like you shitting up every thread.
I hope mommy finds your guns and puts you on timeout
early prototype of the P90. How nogunz is you?
Pelicans are a good solution. Lets you put a lock on there, and it's your shit. She can't find something behind a locked case. Pic, my 1720. Would prefer something larger tbhwy.
Kriss Prototype
I hope your wife cucks you for somebody more verile like me, boomer thus furthering your butthurt for me :3
however keep in mind these kinds of cases are not really meant for storage. they're for travel. moisture can be trapped in them, so be sure to open the case frequently to let it air out. also putting some dessicants in there couldn't hurt.
Prototype FAMAS.
For the love of god stop calling everybody you disagree with a boomer faggot, you faggot. You live with your mom and spend your money on guns instead of moving out. You are clearly cringy as fuck.
WOOOOOOOOHHHHOOOOO BOOOMER IN DA USAAAAAAAAAA
That's unfortunate. Could the problem be solved with one of these mini dehumidifiers?
You do raise valid points against hiding it in the wall.
However, burying them isn't much better of an option. Can you guarantee that some one won't come behind you and dig it up? Let's assume that no one saw you. A lot of people have metal detectors which would be able to pick any modern firearm, short of your 3D printed Liberator. Unless you intend on digging a hole that damn near a mile deep, good luck. I found some neat stuff in the woods, no firearms though.
Between the wall and the ground, there are variables that you can not control. It is my opinion that there are less of those uncontrollable variables with stashing it in the wall.
You could bury them deep in the woods where nobody would be and scatter some nails everywhere to trick the metal detectors.
>Lives with mommy
>Has to make a thread about how to hide his guns so mommy doesn't find out because he can't think of how to do it (him)self
>Claims (he) is verile
I think the word you're thinking of is "vermin" not "verile"
Touched a nerve, have I? lmao
How badly were you cucked? boomer ;^)
Hang it inside your least used trench coat.
Nigga I came out the womb with a p90.
>bet you came out with a mini 14
I'm not the OP
whats a good alternative to cliff bars
You've come to the right thread, friendo, I'm a protein bar coinosseur.
The brand Pure Protein has no Onions protein and only 2 grams of sugar per bar with 200G of calories, you can up the cals with a hand full of almonds if you're doing strenuous activity, the price ain't bad either.
Now, if you want the holy grail of protein bars, the Quest Bars are the absolute best, no sugar, and no onions protein and they taste so good, specially their Birthday Cake flavor but they are expensive.
I had no trouble bringing my 2 previous exes home and my current girlfriend home, my previous ex even wanted me to move into her swanky apartment in downtown but wanted me to get rid of my car and 2 guns as an ultimatum, I flatly refused.
My current girlfriend is a Japanese girl who is totally chill with my hobbies, I'd love to take her shooting one day.
Fuckin' S-O-Y has been filtered on onion.
Anyway, the Quest bars are the absolute holy grail, steer clear of those EXTREME PROTEIN COMBAT bars and Powerbar brands, absolute junk and filled with onions.
Also on the side note, the Quest bars also contain a ton of fiber to keep you full.
But to save money, I literally just fill a shaker bottle with half a cup of oatmeal, raisins, some nuts, and protein powder and just pour water in it if I'm hungry.
Stick it in the air vent dummy
Pure protein is a shit unless you get the breakfast squares. They taste weird and have a lot of sugar alcohols which cause loose stools
Costco brand bars are honestly the best. They are (or were) private labeled quest bars but for much less money. They're probably the best balance of taste, quality, and price
>$2+ a bar
Pure Protein and/or Kirkland Protein Bars. Costco tends to have one or the other at discount.
killing yourself with either rifle would be optimal.
I would say I'd do this, but with the Left arming themselves it just make me more of a target. Such a shame.
>Yes goy, move out of your parents, these half a million dollars 2 acre lots aren't going to buy themsleves
*craack*
*siiiiiip*
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