Hold it right there, Infidel! This is a restricted area! No Non-Muslims allow

Wear a trench coat and make like I'm reaching right in her line of sight, then have a paki goddess euthanize me with 9mm (because you can't have everything), her beautiful countenance being the last I see

Go somewhere that doesn’t suck.

360 and punch her

Umm, sorry sister, you've obviously got the wrong idea. I'm not an infidel, I'm an apostate. *tips fedora*

Ask for her number

sex

Unironically, this.

"I'm Canadian. I'm practically mandated by my government to convert."

Then call her male counterpart over to punish her for speaking to a man without being spoken to first.

Whip out my firearm and say

>look up, go ahead, look up. you see the drone? no? that's all right, because the drone sees you, sees your face. we know who you are. anything happens to me...your home, your family, gone.

Stick that MP5 up her ass and turn her into a giant popsicle.

Story?

True Story greentext time

>Be me, working as a newborn photographer for a company
>Client on my schedule "Akhim Akhemed Hussani DerkaDerka" or something 9/11ish like that
>knock on door, hijab woman answers
>herewego.jpg
>expect to wait on the doorstep until the man comes to let me in, to my surprise wifey mctowelhead lets me in. Dad is sleeping in next room
>Start setting up studio, man of the house walks in and introduces himself
>dude looks straight up like Watto from Phantom Menace
>Family are immigrants from Turkey, muslim shit all over the walls, wife is in full on ninja mask, arabic speaking news program on the TV even though we're in fucking Oklahoma
>Wife is allowed to speak though, dad is overly nice like a used car salesman, pushing the whole "look at us, we're assimilating and love USA" bit, even made a big deal about how I didn't have to take my shoes off at the door (even explained it's a courtesy I do for everyone, had nothing to do with him being explosive)
>there for about an hour, all goes well. they seem like OK people
>about to leave and he asks if I want to try turkish coffee, which I initially turn down. he tries talking me into allowing him to show me what a swell hospitable guy he is.. wife says something along the lines of "If he doesn't want it that's fine" and his nice guy persona slips for about half a second when he glares this unholy "getting ready to slap a bitch" glare at her. she quickly shuts up and lowers her eyes.
>"You know what, yeah I'll try some coffee after all"
>wife shoots me a hidden "bombs internally" glare and takes her ass to the kitchen
>Turkish Coffee is actually fucking awesome

>arabic speaking news program
Turkish more closer to Persian then Arabic
hell its technically closer to central Asiatic languages then Arabic

So your story is that you went to some family's house, took pictures of them, they were nice to you, and gave you coffee? OK.

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>Arabic
>Turkish
The burger education system at work. This is what happens when you never leave your own country

>Implying many turks don't watch arabic programming
Ever been to turkey? Shit is literally everywhere.

Why are poles so low?

The only thing about turkey that I know are stoies from my grandpa from when he was in Korea.

B A S E D man of culture

I'm sure they and their extended family will all settle comfortably in and assimilate nicely. We've done a wonderful thing by having them here.

Deus Vult saracens!

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>not wearing a hijab
I stone her to death for showing her hair like a common whore.

Oh okay, Shekelstein, we believe you.

Take it too pol ffs

...

That literally doesn't change the fact that Arabic news programming is relatively common in Turkey.

>Turks
>Korea
Wat

Thank her for the warning because I almost walk into a room full of mudslime.

You want to hear the short version?

Yes, that is essentially the story. Does every greentext have to be made up BS about people getting BTFO?

The main takeaway for me was that Turkish Coffee with Cardamom is fucking amazing.

I don't know what to tell you guys, They said they were from Turkey, program was clearly in Arabic. Having never been to Turkey myself I can only assume must be accurate.

50/50 IMO. They were nice, but it was a very used car salesman kinda fake overly nice. Hard to explain but I'm sure you get my meaning. I'm sure it's hard to be an muslim immigrant these days, my initial thought was that they were genuinely nice people who maybe were trying too hard to let people KNOW they were nice people. But that half-second of violent anger because the wife spoke up caught me by surprise.

>They were nice, but it was a very used car salesman kinda fake overly nice.
That's the way they all are, in my experience.

Nice is not good. There's a statistical 80% chance that the woman had her clit chopped off when she hit puberty. She'll do the same to her own daughter.

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source

Why are Muslims so based?

Kill custard mouthed arabs.

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Nice double negative loser. I'll just wait for you to pray and walk past anyway.

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Yes

>Grandpa is late for curfew.
>Hicks ride with Turks
>Turk nearly cuts off own arm
>Turks drop of Grandpa
>Turks return to base where they hook up Korean thieves with rebar to their electric fence.

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Again, wat?

>female
>not in a trashbag
you sure thats not a kurd or something?

I think user's grand father was thinking of the Nepalese Gurkas.

Where they in Korea?
Where they just there because they are close the Japan and wanted some revenge?

>very used car salesman kinda fake overly nice
most muslim countries have deep south-tier hospitilality customs, avoid saying you like something of theirs, a handful of regions its custom for people gift stuff if you say you like something and theyll fucking glow red with anger if you refuse as if they just stuffed their face with capicola

>European education encourages you to leave your country
>your country gets flooded with migrants and your mom gets an acid splash
Keep it

I've been to Europe and I'd bet 90% of your population in Western Europe couldn't tell the difference between spoken Turkish and Arabic, especially when the most recognizable words in Turkish for people who don't speak it are the Arabic loanwords.

Why would I want to be in any place full of Muslims?

Call the cops.
Because I'm in a country where gun ownership is illegal and the police are reliable.

wonder what a woman is doing out in public without a chaperone, call her a whore to her face.

No story, just common shit that happens with Muslims

Thank her for warning me that I almost stepped in shit

Tuesday in London or Islamabad.

take her away from her third world shit hole
and make her my cock slave

how small is she

In Islam a woman can only have sex with her husband. So if she's raped, she has to prove that fact with with 4 MALE witnesses, if she cannot find them, this proves that she had committed adultery and thus has to be stoned to death: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_in_Islamic_law#Prosecution_of_rape

I'd tell that whore to cover her fucking face

stone her to death for not wearing a hijab then reclaim Constantinople

t.toaster

>Constantinople
woman is Pakistani
American education everybody

You boys are thinking small. Why not rape, acid, adultery, then leave? Best of all worlds.

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Based on the MP5, she's average for a female, below average for a female (male).

I would look at her, smile, and say "But it's a special occasion"

"What occasion?

"The day I met the mother of my children"

Reach out my left hand for a hand shake.

*Unzips dick*

and have beautiful white passing children
video related half white and Half Punjabi(42% of the population of Pakistan and 2% of India) man
youtube.com/watch?v=9HxMnPIsCec

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the woman is butt ugly and looks like a teenage boy
and you all are fags for liking her

rape and beat her for being out in public without a male escort, get thanked by her father

>woman with functioning uterus and vagina is gay
>men with tits and penis is not
No u.

>white passing
Jesus christ, i might have neo danubian in the family, but are mutts so deluded?

Crusade.

>Only place with actual "no non-Muslims allowed" rule in the world is Mecca
Take your memes home, Stormie.

Not really true. She was doing a performance called Brides of Peace and was hitchhiking through multiple countries that were improvished and war torn and not specifically muslim. She was killed in Turkey which is a secular country on paper but I do agree it is mostly Islamic now.