So, Jow Forums, hypothetical scenario. Completely

Well ya see the novice will string his wire perpendicular to the road. The expert strings it diagonally on a curve so the first guy sides along it into the ditch and wont alert the next few in line.

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string a strong piece of wire or paracord to two trees or light poles on a curve thats part of their route and wait for the magic, recommend set up cameras

This desu.

From there, a single shot to the head with a .32 or some other mouse gun and you're home free.

suppressed 10/22 can do wonders

Ate these hypothetical people melanin rich?

probably bad eating if they have that much melanin..

Tell the bandidos, they'll take care of them probably

Hot fucking take incoming
>Buy a dozen steel dowels from Homo Depot
>Buy a Moped, get licence'd if you want
>Ride up to 'em while they're cruising slow
>Put dowel in front tire spokes
>If they ever try to get close to you, just have another dowel ready and spoke their spoke before they poke you in the head with their fists
Shouldn't be too hard OP, we believe in you
>Also record it with a GoPro, upload to WorldStarHipHop

Kill them
Kill them all
no witnesses

>local MC or RC
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>thinking that people stealing your shit is still a justification for killing them
>think just cuz you are in Texas you are allowed to kill people
>thinking you can beat 3 centuries of firearms forensics by just using a silencer
File a complaint with your officer and contact the TSP. If the bikers show hostile intent and invade your home you can shoot them. But for breaking your stuff, even if it is frequent you are not allowed to touch them. Bide your time, if you feel you are in a situation where your life is in danger than go ahead. Otherwise complain to your department or go a branch over them to the Texas State Police before becoming a murderer and going to prison

Motorcycle Club or Riding Club

If they're not patched just tell the local club, they'll all be sucking steak through a straw in a couple days.

If it IS a real MC and you start shit, expect a pipe bomb in your window.

If you don't want to straight up murder them then aim for their front tire, engine, or rear tire. Front tire and maybe rear tire will get those fuck heads thrown from their bike at high speeds. Engine may too if it locks the rear when it goes. They'll all stop to help their friend, its up to you i you want to keep fucking with them. Be warned that they'll likely become sudden pussies and either call 911 or run and leave their friend behind, meaning you have to deal with the fuck head. Add in the trouble of the cops becoming involved and soon figuring out there's a shooter in the area and it may be more trouble than its worth.

An alternative is to work on interesting loads for a 12ga involving construction bolts, Ice, etc. Something that isn't obviously a bullet/shot/slug. youtube.com/user/taofledermaus to give you ideas.

You could do other fun stuff like oil-slicking the road or dumping ball bearings on a curve. I figure lining the entire road with roman candles and mortar shells set up in a crossfire with some sort of remote ignition would be fun as hell too.

Final but most metal solution is to buy a bike of you own, fit it with a automatic transmission, getting a length of steel pipe, and going akira on them. youtube.com/watch?v=x_NO4znTZZk

Literally before you do anything, actually sit there for a minute and think, "hmmm, I wonder how this is gonna look like in front of a jury of 12 not insane people?"

>But for breaking your stuff, even if it is frequent you are not allowed to touch them.
From what I remember from when I was living there, I'm pretty sure that in Texas you can shoot to kill to prevent someone from carrying out a felony. On top of that, I believe just going on someone's property at night without permission is considered felony trespassing.

>this much fuddlore
vox.com/identities/2017/5/1/15499996/jordan-edwards-police-shooting-texas-balch-springs
Your fucking state just charged a police officer with murder for accidentally killing a dindu. Idk why you think your jury is gonna let you get away with "hunting" bikers that smash your mailbox

>reading fucking vox
Now I'm not one to mind when a dindu gets slotted, but nowhere in that entire fucking article did it say that he accidentally shot at anyone. Besides that a little more looking and i found the body cam footage of the incident and from what I can see it was a bad shooting. If the cop just wanted to kill some niggers he should have done it in a situation where he had more plausible deniability.
youtu.be/0dCH3lvgdVI

>>thinking that people stealing your shit is still a justification for killing them
It is. If they initiate violence they've violated the NAP and you have the right to ventilate every single one.

I bet you don't even own a gun.

>what is stanf your ground
>what is castle doctrine
>what is the commission of a felony
Google is your friend.

>be wannabe operator police officer with their AR
>shoot passing car five times and kill some niglet
>"uhhh he was trying to run over someone"
I hate these "innocent black 15 year old" dindu shits as much as the next user, but Jesus fucking hell this guy is out of control.