>be me at Cabelas >literally 30 year old boomer with mustache and Gadsden hat >four workers are chatting at the gun counter, give 'em a nod and a smile >start checking out revolvers >guy comes over, "Can I help you?" >Haven't even taken a number yet, wow! >"Sure thing buddy, mind getting that Uberti out for me?" >I spend about fifteen minutes fingerfucking revolvers until I find one that scratches my cowboy itch, give my ID to the fella and let him go box up my wheelgat >look over and notice some pock-faced zoomer wearing full flecktarn and coke-bottle glasses staring as hard as he can at the lowers on sale >He's not making eye contact with the employees >I'm chatting with some old man who works there about .44 magnum >nobody helping the Flecktarn Avenger, who looks about eighteenish >another worker comes over to ask if I need help, give her a smile and tell her I've already been helped, she gives me the little datapad thing to enter my info on so I can get done more quickly >jovially chat with workers as I get my shit sorted, go to the other counter to make my purchase official, walk back over to the gun counter >long talk with everyone about how it's nice that there are so many durr this yurr >Flecktarn Avenger still staring at lowers increasingly passive-aggressively, shooting me hateful stares >Give him a smile and a "howdy bud". >He mumbleglares at me >Wander over to gun library to fingerfuck mosins and mausers, consider buying a 12gauge but I already have one >Wander over to archery section and camping gear, buy a folding chair too because why not >Flecktarn Avenger is still there like an hour later and the workers are still talking
I'm not sure what happened, but he was basically just staring at lowers for an hour and change while the staff walked by him. Maybe he was a ghost.
>weird, underage looking kid wearing camo, staring at AR15 lowers without moving or talking to anyone Where do you live? Gonna want a heads up on the next high sore.
Jose Nguyen
Ohio and 18 isn't underage for buying funs here.
Justin Edwards
If he's too autistic to say "excuse me, I'm looking to buy one of these lowers" to an employee when they don't come up to him, he's too autistic to worry about.
Justin Hall
>I can't help feel sympathy for kids like this You know we've had 4 consecutive generations of single motherhood, right? You do know that kids are being bombarded with faggot propaganda on all sides? Why not engage the kid? He's obviously yearning for some male guidance. Now his insecurities are verified. >this story makes me sad
Ayden Gonzalez
OP tried, reread it. What's more telling is that all the stories about Bass Pro or Cabelas or other big sporting gun places ignoring Jow Forumsommandos suddenly make sense if they're all the Flecktarn Avenger.
Nathaniel Ross
Nice blogpost
Oliver Allen
t. Flecktarn Avenger
Luis Jackson
Nice blogpost op
Austin Murphy
This individual is the next mass shooter. Do not trust anything he says.
Cooper Morales
>finger fucking CZ Scorpion Evo >ask if they sell brace kits for it >"You can't put a brace on it, that'd be illegal!" >"umm no sir, brace not stock" >"both are illegal, heh"
Austin Parker
>Show up to a local gun store I hadn't been to yet >Small but comfy, they are selling some things a bit over priced but the owners aren't bad and their dog is friendly >Finger fuck some M1s, a cosmoline covered hex mosin and talk about wanting a 1917 in .45 (which they have) >Talk about how stupid the fuddlore about .30 carbine is and how the M1 is still a good rifle >Grab their cards and tell them I'll see them when I get some cash to spend
Comfy store desu, sadly their ammo is janky and I didn't ask for prices on those.
Easton Perry
>muh mass shooter boogeyman Nice blogpost faggot
Aiden Rogers
>be at gun counter >really just playing with guns >don't even work in that area >fat, sparsely bearded twenties something walks up and starts eyeballing me while looking at the clearance pistols >he's eyeing the riced out M&P with the lightening cuts and other shit for matches >dudes wearing a flecktarn shirt with a Jow Forums patch >autism radar picks him up loud and clear >walk past him to get out of the gun counter >as I'm walking by him, I just say 'k' to my coworker >flecktarn avenger's eyes light up and he looks like he's about to actually speak >nope the fuck out of there >coworker says he talked about dumb memes to him and didn't even buy a gun >coworker doesn't even browse Jow Forums, didn't understand the memes I love pawning the autists off on my coworkers.
Well he was camouflaged obviously they couldn't see him
Justin Mitchell
It is for buying a lower.
Dylan Davis
alright guys got a few from when i was just dipping my toes into guns. >be me 18 >go to local gun store inna kalamazoo >walk in >finger fuck milsurp >go to nugget corner >finger fuck nugget >go to rifle counter >oooooooo.sfc >pic related >noice fn fal onna wall now guns currently where a hard thing to come by, i only had a shotgun, the reason i got that is because a guy broke into my house. So, i didnt know the names for them. >young lad round my age comes up. How can i help you sir? >I look at him and raise my arm and point at the fn fal >the next 2 words are history Yes, can i see that G11 right there >ITS A G11 MAN IN MY HEAD WOWEEE A G11 NEVER FINGER FUCKED A G11, CANT WAIT TO PUT SOME .308 IN THIS JEEEEEE ELEVENNNN >sorry sir thats a fn fal, i think you were thinking it qas a G3. >oi >take rifle anyway and fuck with it. Slap the handle and makes me smile. >give it back because 18 year old poor fag. >finger fuck pistols because why not. >say thank you and have a nice day and go home.
>Be me >Go to gunstore near my work >smaller shop, only one in town >walk up to front door open it >fuck huge cage and heavy security whale glass etc. >have to be buzzed in >this is in a rich all white neighborhood strange af. >I say hello >get ignored by a bunch of neckbeard admiring some shitty meme tier ar that they cerokoted. >fucking thing has off axis visible laser and off axis buis with a fake acog on top. >It looks like fucking crap, coating is thick as fuck and uneven also some sort of zombie shit. >one of the three neckbeards offers to help me. >nothing but 80% lowers and shitty amazon tier chink crap. Utg fucking everywhere. >I figure might as well look at their pistols >nothing but glocks with shitty paint jobs. >360 and nope right out the door. Worst fucking gun shop I have ever seen. They couldn't have cared less about selling anything. I wen't to a shop closer to my house that had lowers from aero, lmt, anderson, s&w. Employees had families and looked clean. Didn't make it five feet without a heya bud what'cha need. Really helpful bunch offered to order anything I wanted, it's now my go to.
Levi Campbell
>30 year old boomer u wat m8
Josiah Cooper
How about no.
>what is a rifle lower
Jaxon Long
How noo are yoo sharebloo?
Leo Evans
>in store buying first gun >hear argument >some girl is getting angrier and angrier, arguing with staff over something >can't overhear everything, just that she's in the air force >all the counter staff rush over there eventually >she leaves pissed off >guy who was helping me says apparently she got her name changed when she got married and she couldn't buy a gun since her drivers license was inaccurate >she was aware of this issue since she called the store beforehand, came in person anyway >had no marriage certificate or anything, just a handwritten note by her CO or something Why the hell would you expect a note written on paper to let you buy a gun? Was kinda funny, sucks that she was in the military and couldn't buy a weapon but it sounds like her fault.
>go to local gun store to pick up rifle >find one, go to counter >8/10 qt serving me >business as usual, hand over 4473 >"also going to need a virgin check sir" >what? how? >getting nervous >"ah yeah..of course that's easy" >drop pants at counter >"oh no" she says >i'vebeenmade.gif >"it's okay sweety, I can help" >the hell? >she puts on elbow length latex glove >smeared in cosmoline >she begins to enter me >I tear up as she massages my prostate >I begin to nut uncontrollably >she keeps going anyway >I pass out from the raw pleasure >wake up outside with rifle in hand and loyalty club member.
Overall wasn't that bad an experience, would recommend buds gun shop.
Reminded me of a gun shop that was about an hour away from me. Had to be buzzed in, nothing but higher-end ARs and Glocks, and ran be almost loony-tier evangelicals.
I had a 30~ year old dude workin' the counter at a local gun shop. He was talking to some other guyat the counter for like 30 minutes about all of his charges and how he avoided a domestic battery charge so he can still carry. Note he was talking incredibly loud and there were several people that had questions or wanted him to grab a gun for them to check out.
Samuel Moore
>he never got a virgin check
Are you nogunz?
Levi Roberts
>30 year old boomer You don't know what boomer means do you faggot?
Carson Green
>Go to local funstore after moving to a new city. >Ask if they have any lever actions in stock. >"No, but we have some AR15's, those are much better anyways. >Already have one sir, are you able to order a Henry? >"We've got some Daniel Defence here." >Leave and never return.
Ian Smith
It's not a rifle until it has a barrel.
Owen White
Don't give up on those weird buzz in pawn shops. Went to a shop with some buddies called cash money pawn, middle of one of the pretty shitty parts of town, but had literal tons of very reasonably priced guns, if I had more disposable cash at the time I'd have picked up a couple different things. Buddy picked up a nonconverted saiga 7.62x39 for $400, last year. Guy was super friendly and pretty damn knowledgeable.
Alright I'll be a semi decent person instead of posting a smartass remark, Lots of gun stores have lowers either previously assembled as rifles and/or with stocks still attached they are able to sell to
Jace White
You don’t keep up on memes, do you? Faggot.
Jonathan Long
>Buddy picked up a nonconverted saiga
Which buddy? The one called cash, the one called money, or the one called pawn?
Dominic Morgan
Kek, I guess punctuation might have a purpose, but it was my main man cash.
Julian Johnson
No, it can transferred as a lower and not a rifle by the ffl.
Jace Hughes
My litmus test for Jow Forumsomrades in the shop is to ask if they cheeki when they breeki or slip an Ave Nex Alea in there.
Jack Ward
>once a rifle always a rifle
Regardless of what you think it can be transfered as attaching a stock to a receiver makes it a rifle. Now if its sold in non rifle configuration, no stock, its not doable.
Adam Sullivan
Way too upfront, light memes, progressing heavier, then maybe a direct route.
Isaac Price
Fucking lol, not sure how I'd react seeing a Jow Forums patch irl.
Mostly because my town has 5k people.
Parker Wilson
t. zoomer
Jacob Thompson
How did we get two of you retards in one thread? Are you off-duty chinks who wandered in from QUANTUM SINGLE CRYSTAL AIRBURST HYPERSONIC HYPERDESTROYERS HOW CAN AMERICA COMPETE threads, anti-gun shills, or just fags from reddit?
Charles Smith
>go to local gunstore to pick up my M&P 2 in .40 >yes I know I'm a fag >gun shop owner and I are well enough acquainted, bought a long gun off him a few weeks ago >we're chatting, sherif deputy comes in and asks about new stock >they bullshit for awhile >lady from Florida comes in, asks about conceal carry in Wyoming >deputy tells her cc is guaranteed by state constitution, no permit needed >owner looks at me and says "because we're not a God damn commie state" >this man forever has my business
I love small town Wyoming.
Jaxon Torres
No it’s not you fucking retard
Gabriel Mitchell
>small town Wyoming Ah, flyover states. Nobody cares about you also.
Juan Jackson
>being a coastfag
Yeah because nobody goes to Yellowstone or anything.
David Cox
Cringe
Landon Evans
Trust me, we like it that no one cares. Means Cali faggots generally won't love here.
Kevin Peterson
>move to college town >couple streets over from "gun free" campus >live in area surrounded by old no guns that work at college >don't want neighbors looking in my wondows and freaking out because I own scary gun >don't want cops being called because I have scary gun >don't want college being put on lockdown because I own scary gun >start looking for gun to buy >walk into local gun store >chat with owner tell him where I live and concerns >he tells me he owns some houses right on campus road > tells me about all the trouble the college has given his gun owning tenants >tells me if I see anything I like he'll give me a discount >sells me a used 870, soft case, and box of #3 buckshot for $220 >cause screw the college and your old ass neighbors
Nicholas Sanchez
>40 posters >only two retards
I'd say those are pretty good numbers for your average Jow Forums thread.
Parker Walker
>litmus test for Jow Forumsomrades Call a magazine a clip or quote some fuddlore and see if they react.
Owen Moore
Unless you were buying and SBR Evo, the one you looked at was probably a rifle and technically it IS illegal to change that gun from a rifle to a pistol... if thats what you were planning on doing.
Ethan Barnes
Woo Ohio bro. What Cabela's?
Alexander Roberts
It's the meme that's currently ruining the board. It is not banned yet despite the fact that it's blatant viral shilling.
