How can we legalize dueling?

How can we legalize dueling?

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It's only illegal if you're caught ;)

Isn't it already "kind of" legal with stand your ground and self defence laws?

Nah, it's technically legal in some places, but a judge will throw out the challenge.

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Absolutely based.

Some states have "mutual combat" laws but most dont protect you once firearms or other weapons become involved

Do it in the middle of nowhere with no witnesses and never admit to doing it.

fly to a country where its legal then the winner flies back. ez

Do it in International waters or airspace.

Make it not to the death.

Duel all the commies first.

Get it sanctioned by the games commission of your state.

Move to Chicago

It's already legal in Canada

You won't. Even in the 1800s, it was illegal.

on of the first things that the nazis did when they came to power was deregulate all long guns and legalize honor duels, so, stage a national socialist insurrection.

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What is most universal weapon for dueling?
Should be something that both have experience with or no experience.

Smooth bore single shot black powder pistol seems fine.
Not muzzle loader.

.308 rifles at 1200 yards. Equal measures of skill and grace of god. 5 rounds each, closest impact to the heart wins.

One who hits first wins.
No moving allowed or you lose because of cowardice.

Duels were extremely rarely to death.

Nah, closest hit to heart due to the conditions being unfavorable for even landing a hit at that range. Most rounds will impact dirt and it will take true skill to even land a hit.

Dueling kept women, jews, and fags out of politics for centuries.
No wonder it was one of the first things (((they))) took from us.

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Airsoft guns

Technically your self-defense claim is invalid if the guy you are defending yourself from was acting in self-defense against you, but there are a million ways around this with a good lawyer.

If you're a lawyer, duelling is allowed.

But I think it's only in Philly and allowed only on sunny days.

*quebec
Duelling in the rest of Canada will remain technically illegal under the Criminal Code until such time as Bill C-39 passes, which will strike down old and irrelevant laws like the prohibition of duelling, buggery and witchcraft.

gentlemen come to an agreement, and each choose a second to cut down on the chances of being murdered. then the four of you go on a hunting trip deep in the woods where the two duelists proceed to shoot it out with their shotguns. then three, or four if they are bad shots, men walk out of the forest and go get help for the "hunting accident" that just occurred.

It’s sad that we don’t do this anymore. Honestly it was all handled in a very gentlemanly and organized manner, both participants had plenty chances to bow out. You could even blade one shoulder forward to present a smaller target.
One show that has a really good dueling scene was Turn: Washigton’s Spies.

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based

he looks like he could fuck some shit up with a warhammer

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Nazis had gun control and licenced ownership even in 1945 they are not 2a and should be laughed at

That's kind of the thing. Unarmed dueling pretty much has been legal, even blood sport of unarmed fighting hit it big time and are legal now. This stuff has been legal for a long time. People just chose not to do it in an arranged way that doesn't lead to legal repercussions.

wtf is up with his suit pockets?

>opening a Jezebel link
>ever
Archive and link, fuck that shit site

Single Action Army
This town ain't big enough fer the two of us, partner.

I've thought about using quarter or less loads of black powder with wax bullets and eye protection. Seems like a stupid yet fun way to go about it. I think they did somthing similar in the early Olympics

It's technically legal in colgate land, but injuring or murdering someone will obviously be punished. Make an exception for murder or attempts of murder for dueling on provisioned dueling grounds and then you would not have a problem

Duels were rarely to the death, because they were mostly fought by dumbass young men who conceded defeat after they were blooded and realized they didn't want to die that day.

Rockets at 20 paces.

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>shoot each other with live rounds
>lul just try not to kill each other
Maybe if you used .22

just bring back sword dueling so i can "accidentally" stab some antifags with my epee
;-)

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