This heavily armored unit breaks into your house with his gimpy cousin and Walmart wife demanding all your guns and...

>AR with green tip
>Saiga 12 with buck
>303 Lee Enfield
>SKS over that
Gun walls are incredible things. You know you can just plop those fucking things anywhere? So convenient.

Mk.12 loaded with Mk.262 Mod 0.

Didn't that faggot get caught with kiddie porn? Or something weird like that, he's in jail IIRC.

That fag is a pedo, he cannot own guns.
He has not other option but to be a faggot marauder, less he go back to FPMITAP
I wouldn’t worry about him. He’s not too bright. If I am one of his neighbors, I know to go preemptively shoot him in the head.

Closest thing in reach is my range officer 1911 and 3 loaded mags

*sip*
Absolutely Patrician

6.5x55 sporterfucked swede mauser.

He's dead.

Got a 12 gauge and a box of slugs sitting next to me.

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A 4506 smith and wesson

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Yes, and then he filmed this after he got released from prison for the pedo stuff so of course when the cops saw the episode he ended up getting arrested again for being a felon in possession of firearms.
theorganicprepper.com/doomsday-prepper-and-convicted-felon-tyler-smith-jailed-for-illegal-firearms/

Everything else is locked up, except my cz which is upstairs, my Makarov in my glove box and my m91 hanging on the wall upstairs.

there has to be a brain in his head for that to kill him tho

And I still have it loaded with underwood extreme meme for my last camping trip.

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My nearest gun is the 458SOCOM I’m sleeping with.
I’m fine. Diamonds, even.

Why don’t you sell that trash and get something decent?
*sip*

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Aesthetic

>4" Model 66 loaded with 158gr flat points
Wheelgat superiority, raiders can get fucked

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Buckshot, my lad. It’ll get’er done

>Everything else is locked up

i sleep with a 50 bmg, this dude would be murdered ten times over, and also lit on fire / exploded depending on what i have loaded in it

green tip ammo is the worst shit you can load in an ar, literally worse penetration then m193 ball ammo

now m855a1 on the other hand..

When all you're looking to pen is a fucking cooking dish, you don't need anything other than green tip. Its fucking cheap, user, and it's what I got loaded.

Basically anything would work, even a .22lr would teach this guy and his cast iron armor about spalling.
That's bull shit but I believe it.

Ithaca 37 and a Kleenex box full of rabbitshot. Fortunately in order to get at me he has to go up some pretty steep stairs, so even if the rabbitshot doesn't kill him it'll make his fat ass fall down the stairs.

Is this a sp5 or a parts kit build? Very aesthetic.

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You go 3x deaf tho

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Didn't he get arrested for being a pedophile and possessing weapons as a felon?

Setting aside the fact that I'm not sure if my front deck is in good enough condition to support him, he's so out of shape that I'm pretty sure my cat would represent a significant hazard to him.

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It's a PTR MP5 clone and a nice clone at that. Both my camping and HD gun.

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mini-14 with a 30 round magazine locked and loaded

gonna be wiping butter chunks off my walls for a few hours after this tubmaster waddles his way into my bedroom

my nigga

SKS loaded with 8m3

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A brick in a sock

Spacecop 2 looks even cheaper than the last one.

Yes I unironically think I'd cut the straps off of his armor dumbass
and the birdshot is a reference to the video

yeah the katana is the closest weapon I have to me so I made a joke out of it

Never heard the pedophile bit but he did get busted for possessing weapons.
Funny enough the reason they got him on that is specifically because he showed his guns on the show, what an absolute retard.

birb shot face

this lard pedo retard won't get anywhere when shit gets real.

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Kek

He never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

Why do they always play along and act retarded for these documentaries? Why do they let themselves be humiliated in front of the camera? Also why does the narrator always have to sound like that, why is there this dramatic music all the time, why the cheesy effects, its all just maximum cringe

>give him guns
>call his parole officer
>bust him for possessing guns as a felon
Back to jail for you, kiddy fiddler.

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>spooning a fiddy
My hero. Is that an Anzio, or what? Can't tell.

Preppers vs mall ninjas. I would pay exorbitant sums to see that.

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870 with 00...gut shot?

>nearest gun
It's a tie between a hi-power, P99c, P30sk, Remington 870, or 10.5 ar pistol.

I'd die deciding what to kill him with.

>muh green tip
worse terminal ballistics than fucking brown bear

>act
Dude is a convicted pedophile who showed his illegally owned firearms on national TV.

Pics or didnt happen. Also if true nice. I sleep with ny svt 40.

Eight .357 hardcast Keith-style 168 grainers out of 5.5 inches of barrel, no problems. That's if Mr. Smith gets through the first floor (that tubby ain't climbing shit) where my "I've seen shit" cousin lives for the time being. Glad my neighbor is an elderly couple whom we help around and get the best pies the world has ever seen in return. Nobody will hurt that sweet old lady or disrupt our pie supply.

Can you even imagine having him as a neighbor? Get a new truck and he goes on nat geo saying its basically his.

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>watch this on tv/internet/whatever
>see him going outside
>grab shotty/raifu/subando/big iron
>make sure he sees you
>calmly yet firmly stare right at him and slowly shake your head with said weapon clearly visible
>ideally in boxers and bunny slippers or some other meme raider gear
Fucking with him would be fun for a bit.

IED

I have a P320 under my pillow, which is technically the closest since I'm basically touching it, but my AR is within arm's reach and my LCP is under my wife's pillow while she's visiting family, so do I get all 3? I already have my home invasion plan figured out.

>rack P320
>throw into hallway as it bounces around, discharging wildly and hopefully killing at least one thing that isn't me
>throw LCP into pocket
>grab AR and nail one good shot with a gun I can actually shoot
>POS has ANOTHER FTF or FTE
>draw LCP
>even with a laser sight, I can't hit dick with a handgun. Maybe get a graze or two
>clear malfunction on AR
>fire
>clear that malfunction
>repeat until dead or victorious

Can't I just put some vegetables on the door and windows? Doubt he would be able to get past that.

Currently its my SGL-21. I think 7.62x39 would penetrate his homemade armor, but either way I'll just aim for his pelvis, hit his iliac artery, and laugh as he bleeds out, not being able to control the bleeding with a TQ.

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/thread, unless you're a poorfag.

garand loaded with M2AP

my extremely hardened cum sock

Ez pz
>grab muh 45 on nightstand
>get to my gun cabinet which is only 5 feet from my bed
>load my m39 meet him in the hallway
>look him in the eyes as i shoulder my mosin and yell PERKELE before i shoot him
Ebin

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Wrong. M193 is trash teir.

Same here. 1851 Navy Conversion loaded with 5 (lolnosafety) rounds of 45 long colt.

Implying that you can get a heavily armed team of law enforcement or military in my area to get together to blatantly subvert the constitution that they swore an oath to uphold. Most of the sherrifs in this area are pro gun and will not order any confiscation without due process. Not every public servant will blindly follow an order to violate rights that they themselves believe in. Many may but just as many will fight against such violations.

Well.... my 45/70 loaded with hardcast is considered a dangerous game round, it should work

Looks like the first flight of stairs will stop him just fine.

Some of the comments are almost as autistic as he is. This is pretty entertaining.

>[Laughs in full-auto]
I need a drum for this thing.

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Preppers vs. Mall Ninjas vs. Boomer Sheep Dogs vs. Dindus and their Problem Solvers, battle royal. Now that would be a fucking treat.

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it'd probably be the boomers or the dindus, boomers actually practice, and dindus actually shoot people

Boomer sheep dogs vs dindus is hilarious because the sheep dogs have like 10x the gear but will be worried about legal nutnfancy shit and get lit up by the hi point niggroni

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He’s a huge ass target. Part of me wants to shoot him in the pecker with a .22, but I also wanna shoot him in the chest just to make fun of his body armor.

9mm Shield because I'm not LARPing like half the faggots in this thread. I think I'm fine, his armor doesn't cover nearly enough and I still have my 15" confederate bowie knife on the table.

m15?

It's another "fat fuck who fantasizes about murdering people so that he can pretend he is like his favorite video game characters" episode

Because it's all about discrediting people who are prepared for shit to go wrong.

Dindus shoot people at point blank through sheer luck, I've seen them miss from five feet away hopping around like retards shooting gangster style. If they had any idea what they were doing the black-on-black murder rate would be five times what it is.

iF yOu uSe iNcEnDiArY iT'lL SuTuRe ThE eNtRy WoUnD

I still think I could get through that armor tho

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Legit question:

Since this guy has verbally stated that he plans to loot and kill his neighbours if society ever broke down, wouldn't it be a form of self-defence if one of his neighbours preemptively killed him? Like a Ken McElroy situation.

50 preppers
50 mall ninjas
50 boomer sheepdawgs
50 dindus

Assume each individual has two guns of their choice, plus five loaded mags for each. Maybe a melee weapon for each fucker, too.
The battlefield is a wealthy suburban neighborhood on a cool May morning, lots of rolling hills and patches of forest.
They all start at the edge of the battlefield equidistant from each other.

Which side survives and in what order do they lose?

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410 new England firearms single shot. I only got one shell, I only need one shell

Nani!??!?

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katana

it means japanese sword