Garand Thumb

If you have ever put to much peanut butter on your cracker from an MRE while in the field, go ahead and give me a (you).

He lies about round counts on his review guns, and speeds up his shooting footage in certain videos.

I am pretty sure he was being ironic about the gay shit, but Jow Forums is legit about the gay shit, just like old school Gunblr

Right? Talk about LARPing. He's fuckin larpin as somebody with talent and insight.

he claims to be an expert operator but he's never even seen combat

Proofs?

Is my hand cute, daddy?

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I have never seen anything of him claiming to be a super perfect operator. I know he was a SERE guy for a little and is in a pipeline for something else but other than that he says very little about what he does

Pretty sure the reason people on Jow Forums hate him is the same reason anyone on Jow Forums would hate something, which is that he's become popular outside of our retarded crab bucket

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I second this. Not nearly as class conscious as our favorite youtuber/marxist

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I doubt he's claimed anything like that; it's good content. Watch it or don't and wash your hands.

This. He's better than me in every way.

there's a chance he's not smarter than you. all it would take for that to be true is not getting conned into marrying a girl before you can legally drink and then divorcing her and having to make alimony payments for the rest of your life when you figured out that the whole mormon thing wasn't for you

Garand fuck off gay cun't i know it u behind this post

WOW I like him much more now.

care to share some broofs?

They're jealous of his neck

I'm more jealous of matt from demo ranch, that guy I doing something right

Yes. Need more vascularity but at least you’re not fat.

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yeah but he is military so if you don't have at least one divorce under your belt you really aren't in it

Matt is cool, would definitely hang out with the guy, but you can definitely tell he isn't nearly as knowledgeable about firearms compared to the amount of stuff he has. Kind of what would happen if you gave a redneck a blank check.

Matt is more of a "let's fuck around and blow shit up and see what we can do with this shit" kinda guy, whereas flannel daddy is more of a low-key, much more chill channel that is a lot more serious in the topics he discusses, despite the occasionaly meme

Wtf I love garand thumb now

I want to be smol tho. I want you to hold my hand with your big strong one.

Im glad Jow Forums mostly ignores him because he genuinely a wholesome dude, doesnt need the b.s that comes from associating with here

He's a handsome man, Jow Forums doesn't hate him.

Still not seeing how he's any different than Jow Forums except for the fact he actually is enlisted.

I actually think he commissioned within the last year or two

>imagine being a 30ish year old senior airman

no hes a 30ish year old senior airman

That washed out of med school.

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Shits on burger boomer shit so he's cool in my book

nah i heard he went to OTS

he tries to be the coolest hardened military badass, but he only is seen that way to airsoft enthusiasts and people with deluded perceptions of firearms and gear as both a hobby and a skillset

he's a sociopath. all of his mannerisms are practiced, rehearsed. his ease is false.

no, he is not normal. he's pretending to be a chad but he's really a lonely crazy nobody. there is nothing behind the mask.

>The guy is well spoken and normal.
That's a stretch.

You mean practiced and rehearsed like he might be going on camera and want to keep the edit situation neat.

not the guy you're responding to but you can tell GT is trying to fake a persona in all his vids. it's really easy to tell that it's artificial and how he wants to be seen, not what he actually is

hows that 4 year psychology degree treating you?

how the fuck do you fail out of med school

Ah I just bust the balls of people who bullies him. I generally stick up for anybody serving who posts content on YT. I'm like the faggoty white knight of gun bro e-celebs.

legend says if you start a GT hate thread once a day, he will ascend from his dark room to shitpost on his phone

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i'm a clinical psychiatrist if you have to ask, and i'd bet a fair amount of money that GT is on a seroquel like drug based on what i've seen.

I like his video

if you were actually one, you wouldnt be trying to diagnose someone you've never met or even talked to. the dude sometimes drops into discords or other chat channels, his mannerisms and style of speaking are nearly the exact same.

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>hey Jow Forums, it's /x/
>it looks like you're trying to summon GT again
>would you like some help, or should I let you try to do this on your own?

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>i'm a clinical psychiatrist
lmao horse fucking shit

tim allen is also someone who has the same empty blank gaze as GT. you don't need to be a medical professional to see it

>tim allen
nigger what the fuck are you talking about. bringing up a fucking 20 year past him prime celebrity?

subscribed. thanks

Fuck you. I've met Tim Allen and he was really nice.

this. matt is everything i want in love including the hot beautiful white wife with kids.

How does he even have enough money for all his shit? Is it just the vet bux? I doubt youtube money is enough

DemoRanch Matt isnt a military Vet. He pulled in a shit ton of money during YouTubes hey-day where anyone could rake in thousands per video. Nowadays he sells a metric fuck ton of merchandise, does video game livestreams, gets the occasional free item, and has some paid content. On top of being a Veterinarian.

vet and property rental and then he expanded to making merchandise and bought more properties. dude is loaded. spend so much money on guns and cars and still got enough to keep his wife happy.

So he is a veteran

He's a vet alright

Someone post GT's girlfriend

he's nice but he's hiding his sociopathic core from the rest of the world as GT is

Talking about DemoRanch, I bet his brother browse Jow Forums.

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The debris behind the target is moving way too fast. The other bit is a little more pedantic, but the round counts seem phony for reviews like the SA58 and the CZ SP01. The lack of wear on those two guns to me seems pretty suspicious. Again, I'm being pedantic, but I stopped watching his shit after my qualms became noticeable, and I can't stand the shilling either.

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>The debris behind the target is moving way too fast
It doesnt take a phd to figure out that he sped up this to demonstrate the drill.

Yeah, no shit. user asked for proof, so I linked it. Speeding up a drill that is time and accuracy based is a bit too Instagram slimey for me.

Did you even measure the times he says and compare that to the video speed?

Its sped up for editing not cheating

I cant decide which of you I agree with

youtu.be/yIJejiWnqn4?t=340

Which part am I looking for here?

thought the same thing

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>5:40
>"I run it between 5-6 seconds"
I hate GT but he doesnt lie in that video

good to know, I wasn't subbed yet but I will now

He got divorced.

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> enlisted knowing Kikes want you to die in Iran for them
Ppl are retarded if they Havnt gotten out already, ppl have no idea how bad Iran will be.

Because you make a smug thread about him every single day.

I don't hate him, I hate his incredibly gay fans

/ourguy/

lying kike

and fuck you cia nigger faggots

I heard a rumor he was no shit on Grindr

I WIIIIISH

I want shirtless pics of him so bad

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If he has it so well hidden then who cares? Being a sociopath doesn't mean you're automatically bad, worry about borderlines and narcissists

Oh fuck ex-Mormon. I win there.

his personality aggravates me

subbed

Looks like he gave in to the bigdaddy too. He, Travis, and Mac were like my last bastions of hope...

He appeals to the lowest common mouth breathing denominator. His information density in the videos is awful. 25 minutes of stupid shit that most of us hear in passing just lurking. Very rarely does he provide any true insight, and I fear it is because he's being a cuck and is afraid to lose his job or some bullshit like that.

Guy can spend 25 minutes explaining stupid bullshit that we all know like piston ARs being heavier than DI ARs, but when I ask a legit question about 300blk usage by SOF he gets all terse and tight lipped.

That is some gay shit right there.

Behead those that insult /garandthumb/

Subbed

"if you've ever had some commie faggot on Jow Forums call you a Jow Forumsnazi, press that subscribe button"

Wow thanks subbed

Right about everything except interesting military stuff.

SERE is lame.