"So you like guns, user?"

Based tomboy-who-secretly-likes-girly-stuff-too g/f is best g/f.

fws.gov/birds/management/managed-species/migratory-bird-treaty-act-protected-species.php

what breed is this?

>dark hair
>blue eyes
She could be Walloon

>tell her about my youth
>obtain cross man pump .177 cal death dealer when 15
>I am become death, destroyer of burds
>go outside everyday in my back yard and slay everything I can get sighted into my scope
>figure out a good zero with the amount of pumps I needed to be consistent
>sparrows, Jays, pigeons, squirrels, mice, frogs,rabbits, lizards, and one gopher were all slain by my hand
>relish in the blood shed and lust for more
>create a snipers hide in my garage so I can crack the garage door open and shoot at bunnies and beaners who dig through my recycle bin
>extend my reach to the front yard via a patio thing on the side of my house to kill birds in those trees
>move out of my mother's house 3 years later

Took about a decade for birds to start visiting her house again. So I'd gladly do it again with a cutie like her

>mfw before and after getting my bb gun

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Based horny and lonely K poster

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bros

No. Birds plays an important ecological role... one being pollination of flowers.

Killing birds is for dumb animals, like cats.

Killing animals for fun is bad and it hurts the ecosystem, so you should only be doing it on holiday

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(OP)

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Literally the only time I’ve wanted to work overtime in my life

At least he's dedicated.

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The /an/ one is surprisingly Jow Forums.

based

Holy christ. Why do I feel like you sperged to find all of these and posted them just for this thread. Go outside.

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I have 2 cats and I can’t even fathom killing animals for fun. It seems psychopathic. The idea that they might be “fair game” for some of you guys if they got out of my yard turns my stomach.

I don't think my girlfriend would appreciate that senpai

does it have a dick

Just sounds like you're a huge beta faggot.

>Sure, what should I bring over?

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>I own 2 literal killing machines that will kill for fun and can't imagine killing animals
Just let your cats do it for you, you giant pussy.

gf (male)

You can shoot birds with a .22, as long as they’ve landed.

She probably actually doesn't give much of a fuck about guns. She's taking an interest in your interest because she wants to spend time with you. My gf did that originally. I love hiking so she would always ask to go hiking with me.

Only if you think Jow Forums is Jow Forums

Let me check the county ordinances first

Supposedly a roach

I remember this time I was shooting my dads CIL .22 and couldn't hit the little steel spinner. So I point it at a birb, pull trigger, and it manages to hit the fucking thing. The bird was further away than the target, and smaller too

Why the fuck do you have migratory birds in your backyard? Do you live next a nature reserve? The only birds in my backyard are starlings and I'm pretty sure they're invasive.

>STARLING, Chestnut-cheeked, Sturnus philippensis
>Sturnus philippensis, Chestnut-cheeked Starling
>Sturnus cineraceus, White-cheeked Starling
You didn't shoot any did you? Because you committed a felony.
Basically everything that isn't a seasonal game bird is on that list.

>killing starlings is a felony
someone should tell Ted

I wouldn't even say anything. I'd KO her with an overhand right and proceed to fill her unconscious body with my steamy african sauce. Then i'd leave my phone number in her pocket so we can hook up later.

goddamn OP find something else to fill your downtime with

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This is a law known only to shooters. You will never be as good of a shot as when you look at that little bird over there, god damn, no way I can hit that, I'm bored and I'll try just one shot...

who dat?

probably doesn't like niggers, sorry tyrone

fuck that she looks 15, I ain't goin to jail

Sorry, but no. I shoot for sport and I'm not really interested in killing things just because I can.

>only if I can shoot some kids inside you.

>yfw she says "o-okay...please take responsibility user and love me forever."

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We can go to a range where we can shoot in a safe and responsible environment and not violate this law
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Migratory_Bird_Treaty_Act_of_1918
Will you please be my gf? Plz? I'm so lonely.

>being a literal subhuman that finds joy in pointless killing
found the nigger.

What if the animals are from Detroit?

Starlings are not vital to an element of interstate commerce and as such the federal government has no legal authority to regulate their harvest. Get fucked, bootlicker.

Also I googled those names and the starlings i have dont look anything like the ones that came up.

>shoot birds
>no shooting canadian geese
>killing natures beautiful creatures when faggot white tails, annoying elk hogs and coyotes
Id tell that heroin sheik skank to kick rocks

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sounds fun

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Those aren't European Starlings, ya dipshit.

bro

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Why would you fuck that dumb useless thot when Sheeva is the best girl in RE, tied with Jill Valentine and Ada Wong of course?

sauce?

Like squiggers?

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a double tree nigger

God why does that turn me on so much?

which birds? starlings? mallards? sure i'll bring a case of shells. wood storks and egrets? i'll pass

Wrong starlings

I only shoot things trying to kill me or that I intend to eat.

well, for me that's abroad

t. Cletus

I'd shoot her bird if you know what I mean

Honestly, I back out fast, it's shooting birds one minute and before you know it she's showing you her collection of cat skins.

Sure, that sounds like a grand old time. I'll bring my favorite bird gun and a case of shells for us both!

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>Did you design her face based on my pornography profile?
Solid autismo post, user.

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i'd shoot cats with her too as long as they were feral

Do your parents know you're gay?

I think he's taking precautions, user.

>collection of cat skins
Maybe she'll make me a fur coat.

I think he's shitposting, user.

>breeding a nigger/chink instead of a young white blonde cutie

Let's go then
Though I'd rather go shooting things with a black girl

Niggresses are sexy.

It's a girl you fruitcake.

>fws.gov/birds/management/managed-species/migratory-bird-treaty-act-protected-species.php
Whoever wrote that should be forced to live near geese. Fuck those things, and fuck him too.

Can I finger you for free?

EVERY FUCKING TIME

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lads

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Your a bigger pussy than your pussies

"I want to lick your butthole."

SMASH THEIR BILLS

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based

cringe

This should be posted on every fanbase/hobby/interest/niche image board, forum and other community spaces.
Women fucking ruin everything.

can i post yet? TESTING TESTING TESTING

I love you guys...

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>want to shoot birds together in my backyard?

Why should I want to kill animals that are no real edible game nor real pest? Do you think its fun to kill sparrows, robins like your piece of shit you call a cat?
We can shoot - at paper, cans, bottles, tannerite. But if I shoot to kill, it's either because it attacks me, is able to fill my belly or destroys stuff through it's actions.

Actually she has crazyeyes and my mama told me to never stick my dick in crazy. And the fact she just wants to kill birds for fun supports that

What is it with you faggots and your obsession with mentally unstable women. Is it because of the same desperation that causes you to fuck boys dressed up as girls? Pathetic. I took the asexpill, and now men and women are equal targets for the next happening. I vid thee well, parry more.

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Good taste on Jow Forums? Who would have thought?

No.

>Stick image in the archive search
>Get a list of all the threads with it

so hard much sperg