What is your weapon of choice to kill one of these fuckers?
What is your weapon of choice to kill one of these fuckers?
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Famas
12ga with slugs, 10mm as backup.
G3
Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
If you can get hits on one, sure. This would easily do it. Predator is a beast, not invincible, but it has so much technology, it is hard to best.
50 cal M2.
Duh
Mud and a P90
a choppa
Xenomorph queen
45-70 levergat and BFR
Several terrible movies, sequels and reboots
Phased plasma rifle, in 40 watt range
IDK one of those Carl Gustav 556/rocket launchers I guess.
AC-130
A big rock that I push off a cliff to squish it. Coyote Style.
My dick in that pussy mouth.
literally nothing. If you're not armed, these fucks don't kill you. Your struggles only thrill them
He can't nuke me if I nuke him first
A log
Pacifism.
Satan, I love you.
Bomb. w/ lots of ball bearings and nails.
predator killer power armor.
let it catch the liberal mind virus and sit back while it ruins its own species
test
even then...
>Kimber 1911
>.45 ACP
> 7-round capacity
Zip 22
>What is your weapon of choice to kill one of these fuckers?
I see he is not wearing a gas mask.
*sips*
Hell yeah!
That's good if you want to survive. What if you want to kill it? I kinda doubt that a bomb doesn't count as a weapon.
Why would they put the ball bearings in the top? Don't they want to kill people around the van?
Can you imagine how fun it must have been to pour all that hi-ex into the back of a van
A Barret .50, a thermal scope, and one of these
youtu.be
Cause why should HE have all the invisible fun?
Put it in a franchise of decreasing quality
A mean black assault gun, with a 300 rounds clip mag. Capable of killing all of its babies with it.
falling tree
you know they can see heat
Obviously. Hence the infrared opaque ghillie suit.
Run it over in a Lexus
My dick
120mm DE round
Bruh you know you can let tigers in to chase dogs out of your house too
1911 in .45 ACP, if it works on zeros, it works on xenoes
that slug shotgun in predator 2 seemed to do a number on him the most and the pred still took it like a man. Bet they were foster slugs. I wonder if some grizz rounds would have finished him in the meat packing plant?
Is there anything that tells us what their females are actually like?
>What is your weapon of choice to kill one of these fuckers?
poisoned candy
Sharp sticks you slack jawed faggots
Nope, but judging from their skin I'd assume they're reptilian. So great ass, no tits.
a giant log
>shooting predators
you kill one with your bare hands and get respect from the galaxy's greatest alpha males
sad but best answer
My penis.
Can I fuck the tigers?
Ayyyy this guy lmao's it.
Eagle
Make you a got damn sexual Tyrannosaurus just like me
Like, um, our imagination, bro man
Ouch, this gave me a case of the sad
Sick bantz. These ugly motherfucker pussyfaces are easily triggered, like any other hunter.
That stuff was made for humans. It will probably just get a Pred high.
Kek, this.
Close in space, a flame thrower.
Out in the open probably just try to out run it since I wouldn't be able to see it, maybe a few hand grenades if I think it's nearby.
homemade zip .22 and pocket sand. its still an organic.
Middle aged police officer.
Preferably one who's too black for this shit.
>tfw you hard as fuck and been snatchin motherfucker birthdays and the damn brass just don't GET IT because LA is a warzone and you're in the shit now kid no room for cowboys right before your bro gets splattered by idk what and your only lead is a crazy jamaican who says its a demon mon cuz the bones don't lie lol and then the rest of the team buys the farm except the pregnant one how weird turns out the demon is just on safari but the feds want a freeze dried ET so you steal a fucking alien frizbee because he can see the lights get out of there goddamn it but then "shit happens ayy lmao allahu ackbar" so you whack his whacking arm off but this guy won't stay on the ground and people refuse to stop the elevator so you just gotta hack a motherfucker to death in his own spaceship and all you get is a flintlock pistol for your trouble
FUCKING LOL
Weapons grade autism
You mention that shit again, and I'll track you down and skin you alive.
benelli m4 with double 00 buck
In the old 90's AVP books the females were "female", as when a predator had to strip the one Jap chick and saw her boobies and got embarrassed. The females are turbo Amazon's though, with males frequently being injured through snu snu.
Couple of nice porterhouse steaks
"seems he has a taste for beef" - Peter Keyes, Predator 2
...sprinkled with some of the interesting stuff farmers use to fuck up the wolf population near their cattle/ sheep ranches.
>hugging with its little arms
>the tiny heart by it's head
>how gentle it's being
Stop citing Stephen Perry's shitty tie-in books, user. Seriously, wasn't all that "Yautja" nonsense bad enough?
>let it catch the liberal mind virus and sit back while it ruins its own species
We must embrace Xenomorphs. Alien diversity is our strength.