It's pretty much confirmed ayy lmaos are here on Earth, and humanity gets tech from them and tries to reverse engineer it
So there must by military Ayy Lmao Removal Unit in case lmaos start some shit
What kind of training do they get?
Ayy Lmao Removal Unit
Asher Ortiz
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Jack Powell
Angel Sullivan
>the cute pale one all the way to the left
We're trained to protec that smile.
Joseph Hernandez
>does some mental hypno shit and explodes your head
don't let the cuteness deceive you, ayys are unpredictable
Juan Rodriguez
They get picked off the street.
John Carter
they have to sit and try to learn to harness esp
Luis Wilson
remove the fucking ayys from the premises. this is our planet damnit
Carson Cook
I'd say they'd re given different kinds of ammo, a mag of AP, WP, and HP? Maybe all 3 in the same mag? Maybe some kind of ceramic round just in case they use magnets and shit to deflect metal?
Nolan Lewis
>swoops in with their flying saucer
>disables your muscles remotely before you even know what the fuck is going on
>moves you with a tractor beam into the saucer
>performs medical test on your ass without giving a shit that you can feel pain
>throws you out the saucer at 20km height
Robert Fisher
>implying they didn't already infiltrated every important institution and are shareholders of the federal reserve
Julian Reed
>implying training
all they need to know is how to fire a rocket launcher
Jack Smith
No, user, we've been over this. They Jews are lizardmen but they are of terrestrial origin.
Julian Campbell
the jews are working with the ayys. read a book nigga
Jason Brooks
>being such a brainlette that psyonic hypnostimulation results in cranial evacuation
Kek.
Cameron Johnson
Joshua Anderson
This show was a documentary.
Oliver Thompson
>having enough brain that any sort of hypnosis or psychic attacks work on you
lmao@you, the brainlets will win this. In other words, XCOM recruits from the marines
Owen Russell
>MUHREENS
>THE BAD GUYS ARE BAD!
>KILL THE BAD GUYS!
>gets e coli poisoning because they dont ubderstand basic hygiene
>defeating the ayy's
Laffin at u
Sebastian Morris
>meanwhile anyone who doesn't have a cranial vacuum just gets his head asploded or mindcontrolled
Robert Diaz
damn when you put it that way the ayys sound based as fuck
Brandon Cooper
Lincoln James
>Shareholders of the federal reserve
The state of burgerland education.
Isaac Lee
ayys are space people not super heros or some shit user
Noah Clark
Spaniard training
Kayden Butler
Confirmed member of this extraterrestrial combat unit
Matthew Hall
>it hasn’t been posted yet
REAL.
FUCKING.
NATO.
Kill the space niggers.
Easton Price
>90%
Lol no, most estimates put the high range in the 70s and the low in the 40s
T. Have to take 21 credit hours on this shit
Chase Reed
fucking love that game
Dylan Fisher
Quick answers from google, can never trust them
Asher Hill
are the ayyys,skinwalkers and wendigos in league with each other ?
Julian Hill
*Achoo*
Caleb Ward
Daniel Allen
Eye wouldn't war-ee about it, fellow human.
Kevin Rogers
>The Federal Reserve Banks issue shares of stock to member banks
en.wikipedia.org
now guess who owns the member banks
absolute state of uneducated Euroshit retard
Oliver Flores
>ayys swoop in with their saucer
>disable your muscles from a far before you can react
>get your ass on board
>use lasers to cut small holes into your body
>insert a tube and suck out all organs and blood out of your body
>cuts out your eyes
>drops your ass in some field
>ayy never held accountable for it
pic related
Zachary Ross
Bentley Jackson
>meanwhile anyone who isnt a complete brainlette gets to meet their soul
>pic related
Never go inside a marine's psyche, its just endless firewatch. Shits gay AF
Kayden Cook
We already know what type of training they have
Bentley Stewart
lol classic strategy, very effective.
>not making them carry a stun rod and hand grenade as backup after dropping rocket to prove they're worth equipping with better tech by surviving door breaching and melee combat
Levi Cruz
No because if the ayys kill us, who will the skinwalkers steal skins from? They already know how to blend in with us, but they would have to relearn everything with ayys.
Jose Brooks
Only shoot the ones that glow in the dark.
Brody Collins
>My 2 degrees of separation counts for direct shareholding in the federal reserve.
Classic stuff right there bub.
Also, there's a huge difference between owning federal reserve shares and regular ones, they give no voting rights or profit incentive.
Hunter Rivera
Ayys are biblical demons.
Lincoln Brown
I've been having hyper-realistic dreams about UFOs and grays
Carson Martinez
how does one kill an alien?
Caleb Cooper
you can't
the aliens are the stronkest
William Hall
>using grenades
>not using high explosives
William Campbell
Nuke the site from orbit.
>only way to be sure
Jackson Ramirez
jack off on its big gay head
Asher Gutierrez
This.
Build the dome!
Angel Evans
This isnt /x/