>tfw non-american
>browse Jow Forums every day just to stare at the nice guns i'll never own
>tfw the only gun i've ever fired is my single shot shotgun loaded with birdshot
>read a lot of pre-1900s american history
>also very interested in Waco and Ruby Ridge
>own a Gadsden flag
>own a bust of George Washington
>only drink american whiskey
>currently trying to watch the MLB playoffs even though i don't understand baseball
>had "texas style" bbq for dinner
>thinking of buying a pickup truck even though i'm an office worker who can get to work via train
>tfw i will never be an american
does anyone else ktf?
Tfw non-american
Charles Jones
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Kayden Turner
Howdy. Where you located?
Juan King
Indonesia
Hudson Nguyen
If you love America so much, why not try to emigrate here? The US is arguably one of the easiest, if not the easiest country to become a citizen of as a foreigner.
Christopher Scott
a frozen hellhole filled with muslims and commies
no joke, i work next to an islamic school/mosque, and we're disturbed by their calls to prayer multiple times a day
Wyatt Baker
maybe if you're a poor third worlder who's willing to work for pennies on the dollar
Kayden Bailey
desu as an american, I would rather vacation in Indonesia than western Europe.
I get the envy though. My life is literally like the western, Bonanza.
Nathaniel Parker
Uhh... n-no. If you're from Indonesia, you can apply for the Visa lottery program. Statistically, the odds of you getting it are like 1 in 100, but you can reapply every year, I think. If you're skilled, you can try to get an H1B visa then scramble to find a women who'd be willing to marry you. Pic related, a high quality American female who can be your future wife.
Kevin Scott
Fuckin' jodi
Ayden Jackson
not bashing or insulting you bu,t your a American weeb, a burgaboo.