Mike Pence is in my fucking town. and this is the protection detail from the Queensland state police

probably get your head blown off by a jarhead then searched down for crayons

this is Australia, not England

Nah the Marines will probably join in and start hazing the fagget with you.

Don’t do it OP! My uncle pointed some shitty chinese laser at the sky once and it blinded pilot of some medical heli. It crashed killing everyone on the board and my uncle is in prison to this day.

>shitposting just by being one man with a rifle, doing fuck all with it
>Just sitting in a chair jerking off, doesnt have his rifle at the ready
>not even paying attention to the drongo taking a pic of him

Australia's entire existence is a shitpost.

Crickey ya got a licence for that ya cunt

>be american
>feeling suicidal
>shoot self in a school parking lot at 3am
>1 day later
>media calls it a school shooting
>major debates worldwide on gun control
>everything dies down within... oh say a week
ehhhhh thats if you're living in NSW, SA, WA or VIC

If dubs you shoot him

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white people aren't violent...

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>implying anyone would assassinate a veep

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God, i wish that were me.

If this post is dubs steal his rifle
If it's not steal his chair

I can feel my dick moving watching this

Sauce?

Mumble rapper

If trips, he shoots you.

Offer him a beer for his obvious hard work out in the field.

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Raiden

Big if true

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>pocket knives
>studded gloves
>screwdrivers
Failing to see the difference between Australia and England, mate.

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How do you decide someone has the intent to use a tool as a weapon?

why the fuck is body armor considered a prohibited weapon. Banning a thing that was specifically made to keep people alive for their own protection. Nice!

Incredible

>only one actual result from image search

Kiwi fag here. It probably intimidates the crown that civilians might be harder to gun down if they go postal.

Hey totally unrelated, are there any good guides on homemade body armor?

I would definitely piss myself. Japanese girls love piss.

Ned Kelly

no """"""""""lawful""""""""""" excuse = intent to use as a weapon = jail/fined

You are one desperate incel

youtube.com/watch?v=_7jiIQOgwtI
you're welcome

In the history of any Western country or province that has banned shuriken, has there ever been a recorded assault with a shuriken that actually resulted in injuries and wasn't some sperg ineptly throwing a sharp object? Has anyone in Australia California actually been harmed by a person wielding a shuriken?

Oi, you got a loicense for that there screwdrivuh m8?

Holy fuck I spit out my drink

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Wow, that's expanded a bit since I last saw a poster in a cop shop.

>How do you decide someone has the intent to use a tool as a weapon?
It's at the discretion of the police and if they're fucking you over then you're at the mercy of a judge (probably wouldn't get a jury for the trial) and I know people who've been fucked by judges for shit like a brightly coloured toy "laser pistol" in their boot.

>body armor considered a prohibited weapon
A bit of and . Couldn't have anybody standing up to police.

A big guy

>can be used for legitimate purposes
>fantasy knives
which "lawful excuses" apply to fantasy knives?

Don't have pics but I'll share greentext
>be me
>2014
>renting house adjacent to a resort's golf course
>literal 7ft high grassy berm separates the green from my property
>come home from work one day
>feed the Jow Forumsat
>Jow Forumsat doesn't want food, just stares out the window at the oak tree by the berm
>notice there's a fucking dude hiding in it
>grab raifu
>walk out and yell at the motherfucker to gtfo my tree or I'll shoot
>dude comes down
>dressed in all black w/ tac vest holding what looks like an SR-25
>"Sir, please remain calm"
>two more dudes in black come out from the berm with M16s
>"This is official Secret Service business. We require the use of your property. Lower your weapon and return indoors or we will use lethal force against you."
>turn tail and slowly walk back into the house with brown pants
Found out later in the day that obongo was golfing with his fellow dems who were on their yearly vacation at said resort and the landlord forgot to let me know the secret service was gonna squat here, just glad they didn't fuggin shoot me

the rest of the video is age regression and diaper porn

>be Australian
>get caught going 1kph over the posted limit
>car gets towed and crushed

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top kek

Call 911 from a nearby payphone and report "some maniac with a huge gun taking a nap"

>he thinks Victorian law applies to all Australians
Perhaps if your opinions were based on fact and not supposition, you wouldn’t be broadcasting the fact that you’re a dopey cunt to the whole world.

>he thinks Victorian law applies to all Australians
Perhaps if your opinions were based on fact and not supposition, you wouldn’t be broadcasting the fact that you’re a dopey cunt to the whole world.

pretty much the only exemption to this is that pepperspray is legal in WA

Victoria doesn't have many added laws over the base weapons act like come states do, which is surprising given that 90% of the Victorian population is Melbourne

my sister got fingered by customs trying to smuggle a laser back from bali

you can have swords in any other state

sai and slingshots are fine most other places too. (apart from maybe new cuck wales)

a couple decades ago we had a couple of vietnamese gangs get into some ron burgandy style brawls with all those typical asian market stall weapons.

clearly didn’t disassemble it well
some bogans up the road from me have a couple and they told me they got them in Vietnam
when I asked how they got it thru they said they disassembled them and put them in their gfs makeup bags and shit

whats the point of a sniper rifle at low elevation 10 feet from dozens of shrubs and trees?

I fuckin nail asshole magpies with a wrist rocket, fun shit. Country areas like Balingup are good for that.