How would /k deal with goblins ?
How would /k deal with goblins ?
Cameron Edwards
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Blake Reyes
With 12 gauge FRAG out of a USAS
Aiden Morgan
> GQ version
> Not a superior DOOM 2016 RPG version
Alexander Taylor
With flat chested elf rape.
Dylan Johnson
Goblin slayer should use a mark 23
Thomas Brooks
wouldn't goblin slayer have the cheast and shitiest equipment on
Evan Jones
everything goblin slayer should look like it's old cheap or non impressive but everyone of those items should have a good reason for having it
Jackson Wilson
AR-15s seem to kill goblins just fine
Tyler Johnson
Super rape to cancel out (or... Perpetuate. I don't really care) the widespread goblin rape culture.
Did anybody stop to think that the goblin rape because they were victims of rape too? Even so, super rape is still my solution.
Jackson Phillips
Stupidly old ak47 smeared in dirt, gobbo blood and more witn random but effective extras bolted onto it no matter the look as long as it kills goblins
Cooper Jackson
7.62x51 is probably pretty effective against orcs since they're big meaty bastards.
Camden Moore
He'd have like a hipoint and can of gas
Parker Myers
Acetylene and an electronic match wired to a timer
Joseph Garcia
Why do the nips always ignore the best girl when they make shit like this?
Dominic Diaz
gas and/or fire.
fuck fighting in caves.
Lincoln Cox
Underrated
Although he wouldn't just have a can of gas, he would have a full SERE kit, and a lot of random macgyver bullshit for bomb and trap making
Evan Reyes
Yea, indirect methods would work best so long as you know there isn't any slaves or prisoners inside
Daniel Clark
Then just use teargas or some shit. Flashbanging would work well too.
I'd use AKMS with bayonet and drum mag. No point to go with smaller rounds at such ranges, when you certainly need to exterminate all the life out of them to be sure.
Adam Flores
Cheap but effective horribly bubba'd assault rifle with and underslung grenade launcher, bayonet and the words 'This gun kills hoblins' etched in the wooden stock with score lines for each hundred goblins killed
On his back an ammo box containing white phosphorous grenades, flamethrower fuel canisters rigged as air fuel grenades and motolovs (as why not) and his adventuring kit backpack
On his side a goblin tooth encrusted machete and a brace of glocknades for shooting/throwing - his armor covered in pockets full of trap junk and rubbish to use as shrapnel
Eli Carter
>Slayer with all that Gucci shit
Fuck no, Goblin Slayer would be packing pretty much a Maverick 88 or a Mossberg 590, with his side arm being a stock Glock .40 (police trade for extra savings).
His gear would be all ALICE and BDU's from the 80's.
Julian Flores
>slay goblins
I'd would rather fuck them.
William Scott
>tfw this is me except the glock is a 9mm.
Wyatt Russell
AR-15, .22 upper for the small ones.
Evan Hughes
Angel Hill
Fanged green elves are not goblins
Nolan Turner
Assuming they are like Viet Cong in murder tunnels, I would grab sawed off shotgun, bayonet, tear gas, and ballistic armor.
Oliver Green
Goblins are too lazy to dig multiple tunnels.
They live in natural caves or some abandoned places.
Samuel Cook
if it can be killed with an arrow, it can be killed harder with a .308
assuming you're talking about goblin slayer goblins, anyways
Josiah Ross
Well, most of the fighting is going to be in caves or old ruins. So mag-fed shotgun, and supressed pdw's
Riot gear or otherwise stab and blunt resistant armor are a necessity
Isaiah White
not a goblin. half orc with 20 cha
Henry Jones
shoot em
Owen Johnson
Mason Collins
My initial choice would have been something like an MP5, MPX, or something even more desirable being a P90. This would allow for more efficient maneuverability while inside caves, and would allow you to control large numbers more easily. However ogres or Goblin Kings could prove to be an issue, I'm not sure how effective small cartridges would be (especially that large ogre that required a scroll). Without losing capacity (sans P90), a shortbarreled, suppressed, AR variant in .300 Blackout would be my choice. I'm not an expert on wound vectors, but I think that would be more versatile against what could be presented innacave.
Perhaps others in the party could carry a a Minimi or other lmg, or maybe something heavier for dealing with larger threats. Of course, if we have access to more advanced seismic equipment, we could chart the caves and seal the exits, or gas them.
Michael Lee
SBR's, pump gas into the caves, throw on a mask, clean up whatever it still clawing at their throats.
Jacob Mitchell
Flamethrowers, AR-15s, homemade bombs, homemade chemical weapons, and shotguns.
Benjamin Jones
Unrestrained chlorine gas warfare. Hostages are acceptable casualties unless I am specifically hired to find and bring them back alive.
Joshua Watson
I presume they won't be wearing armor, so 300 Blackout hollow point might be ideal for the task against them. Keep an a mag or three of AP 300 Blackout just in case one or two of them are rather armored. In addition, I would suggest keeping a knife or a bayonet with you at all times and run NVGs as goblins are attracted to light. Also I think PMAG 40 magazines can carry 300 Blackout and those magazines can be carried in the same carrier as a standard magazine.
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Also if these are stabby goblins and not shooty goblins, riot gear with chain mail is probably more ideal.
Bentley Sanchez
Rape them before they rape me.
Isaiah Sanders
Pour gasoline into their gobholes then throw in a couple of burning tires
Robert Howard
m2 flamethrower a pistol of any kind would suffice their goblins just a glock would do really well, maybe something like a gas grenade or something too, maybe unironically a javelin could use for any melee and throw it ones
Jordan Diaz
tac 14 and a cheap 1911, RIA or something.
Hudson Cooper
who cares about those thots, death would be its own blessing considering the alternative is gobbo rape
Caleb Rogers
Goblin she are only a issue in the world of goblin slayer because of shit world building. It's like trying to fight the Black Plague by forcing people to keep rats as pets.
The easiest way to kill goblins is to lock women behind walls build a modified version of a renaissance itallian army but instead of pikemen being the main bulk you want heavy legionaries supported by pikemen.
Daniel Russell
Gun
Jace Rogers
shooting op for posting another screencap bait and faggot pic
Ryan Rodriguez
Just start a tire fire in the cave entrance
Sebastian Cooper
Wouldn't. They're low-level mobs and only fit for noob heroes.
William Gomez
>Hipoint
This
Maybe a busted up AK too that he has fixed constantly instead of getting a new one
Jaxson Cooper
I have a reliable source saying that Goblin Slayer was originally suppossedly feature the author's self-insert going around modern day Japan killing raping American soldiers in a Punisher style, but the editor made the author transpose into a generic D&D fantasy world.
What could have been.
Daniel Evans
Probably just gas'em and shoot the ones that make it out with an AK or a shotgun.
This ought to also work ok.
Mason Sanders
>American Goblino
Oh lawl
Isaac Edwards
Don’t forget the magical Vespa.
Henry Clark
>chlorine
>not phosgene
Do you even Kaiser Wilhelm II bro?
Adrian Gutierrez
Are you sure that isn't GATE?
Jordan Bell
Hey fuck you. I'm not the OP of this threada, I only posted the dragon thread. Gill yourself you no-fun-allowed faggot. We're allowed to smile occasionally in the west you know?
Wyatt Diaz
MADE FOR NAIZURI
Jose Wilson
M203 on m4 or other. Thermals. Riot gear armor with helm. Smith & Wesson Model 500 revolver at hip for anything big.
*Thoomp*
Leo Mitchell
Goblin Slayer is not against using poison gas to exterminate goblins
Colton Martinez
So where are all the casings
Lucas Miller
Anvil elf: Mk 12, a-cup powered metabolism
Drunken shaman => 1911
Dragon priest => Beretta M4
Priestess => Smoke grenades
GS: Mare's leg in .44 mag, flashbangs, unquenchable hatred for Goblins
Adrian Brooks
flatt is justice
Nicholas Martin
They have no armor and they’re only ranged weapons are arrows. If you’re going underground, use nvgs so as to not give away your presence, but carry a crazy high lumen flashlight to turn on and blind them with when you encounter them. Suppressed .45 carbine or smg to reduce the ear damage from firing inside caves and to eliminate muzzle flash.
You can smoke them out with CS if necessary, just bring a mask. Fill the tunnel with gas, then just stroll through, easily killing any goblins caught in it.
Rig up claymores as you go, so if you are in risk of being overrun, you can fall back and detonate as you go.
Cermaic plates are too much weight for not enough gain. Instead, cover yourself with Kevlar. Riot armor would probably protect you from their clubs since they’re not as strong as humans. Kevlar underneath saves you from cuts and stabs.
Don’t skimp on the helmet though. That’s always the most important piece of armor.
Or use a remote controlled car with camera that spools out detcord. They can’t smell it and won’t recognize it as a serious threat until it’s too late. Go in until you can’t go further, then detonate. As long as you kill them all, they can’t learn how to counter it, as GS says himself.
Colton Clark
Aaron Diaz
I WANT TO MARRY THE ELF!
William Walker
Not before I rape her first with my gobbros
>tfw you will never rape priestess
Ethan Fisher
They're rather small, right?
So I'd go for a compact SMG with huge ass mags. P90, American-180, Bizon, you name it as long as it's suppressed so that muzzle flash doesn't bother you in caves. Hollow points if these are available.
The loss in terminal ballistics compared to an intermediate or rifle round will be compensated by the smaller build of the targets.
>tacticool burger style helmet
>not a beaten, face obscuring slav welder helmet
Bonus points in the Goblin slayer wears full purple tiger "people eater" Serb police camo.
Lucas Powell
Fuel air bombs.
Brandon Myers
All these "fire" answers.
Aren't goblins naturally flame resistant?
Ryan Harris
what gave you that idea?
Fire works extremely well against them
Brody Campbell
Funny, cause Goblin Slayer feels more like a USMC Tunnel Rat hunting Japs or VC.
Jaxson Sullivan
Unironically one of the few situations where shit like the SPAZ-12 would be absolutely invaluable.
The ability to cycle shit like bird shot and light loads by hand for large groups of small, easily killed pieces of shit and then swap to things like dragons breath, buck and slugs in semi auto would be excellent.
However we all know goblinslayer would use something along the lines of a busted up maverick 88, a home brew flamethrower, some Molotov’s and maybe, just maybe a suppressed 1911 (inevitably philipino because lolpoorfag) if he was feeling sneaky.
And I think and are 100% correct between the two of them.
Macgyver’d gear all built off of old ALICE shit, traps like claymores and acid abound in this mans cheap back of tricks.
Matthew Diaz
I need Priestess to sit on my face and urinate
Jack Taylor
(you)
James Young
Stay away from my waifu
Parker Allen
>claims to have source
>doesn't post source
I don't think you know what that means. Besides, if anything the goblins would be the Japanese
Bentley Jones
Don’t talk about my wife ever again, faggot
Liam Reed
>SPAZ
>dragons breath
Fuck off to Cowadoody faggot
Oliver Powell
I was thinking something similar, but it'd be more like "dated and well-worn but functional" rather than "cheap and shitty." I'm picturing him in this context with an early-'00s Afghanistan/Iraq loadout, with stuff like an Interceptor vest that doesn't match his BDUs, M4 with plastic handguards and maybe a beat up old Aimpoint, etc.
Jacob Parker
ELF IS MY WIFE! I LOVE ELF!
Easton Lewis
Well this is the Perfect weapon for cave battle against the goblins
Xavier Peterson
This.
They're just gathering Intel and disseminating ineffective strategies.
Nolan Wright
Seems staged AF.
Look at how "randomly" they are staged.
Justin Foster
Add a MAC-10 clone/STEN gun/M3 Grease gun/Uzi-clone, an e-tool, Molotov cocktails, some sawed-off shotguns, maybe a few Hi-Point pistols he's picked up off the goblins, and a half dozen rolls of duct tape.
Ethan Phillips
Fugg
Justin Stewart
It's like they deliberately tried to make it as ugly as possible.
Matthew Collins
Yep, so ugly it comes as interesting
Ryan Smith
Spoiler: Elf wins the slayerbowl
Brayden Wright
Zyklon B
Elijah Martin
>Getting attached to characters that will probably die horribly
Lucas Baker
Like I said, it would normally be a gimmicky POS.
But in this singular instance the wide variety of ammunition types as well as the close quarters nature of clearing a goblins nest means that the ability to have rapid fire whenever possible without sacrificing the variety is actually useful for once.
And while dragons breath is normally gimmicky, it would serve as an excellent method of lighting things ablaze, like puddles of gasoline or the likes.
Still though, in the end he wouldn’t carry one. They’d be too expensive.
>MAC-10
Fuckin’ perfect.
John Cook
Must go shorter
Dominic Cox
>taking away lizardman's eagle headdress
Jaxson Ward
>the wide variety of ammunition types as well as the close quarters nature
>ability to have rapid fire whenever possible
Stop playing video games for military knowledge
Cooper Bell
He'd still be wearing armor though. Admittedly that armor would be a shark suit and some cheap AR500 armor but who cares.
Brayden Stewart
A nigger-rigged flamethrower is the only good answer.
Brandon Morris
Nolan Williams
>mfw I broke my L-shape light in a barracks brawl
>mfw I still used it for packing list layouts and the NCOs never said shit about it
Blake Parker
GS would use mac-10s some homemade smoke grenades and a cheap knife
Bentley Turner
>goblin slayer consistently buys the cheapest small weapons in the manga
>goblin slayer would probably just have a bag full of hi-points
Logan Hughes