Meanwhile, in 18th century Jow Forums

We could kick the English out

>A bunch of British reject farmers fighting off the most powerful empire on Earth
Keep dreaming faggot, it's never gonna happen.

We're in the 18 century, not the 17 century you dumbasses

>implying i'm literate and could read Locke

sounds like you're the dumbass and a traitor to the crown faggot

You know that's not how centuries work, right? 18th is 1700s.

King George is a faggot

No 18 century is 1800, 19 century is 1900 and 20 century is 2000.

How stupid are you?

Also 21 century wont be until 2100

Just gonna double down on being retarded eh? Admirable, yet mistaken.

Hey guys maybe we should be more specific that negro don't count and shouldn't be given the right to vote.

Hey guys what if I took a piece of lead and made it pointed before I shot it out of my musket?

Who the fuck would ever say otherwise?

He's much less stupid than you are. Bait or not, dumbass.

I don't know, but I get the feeling in a hundred years that maybe someone would misinterpret man to mean farm equipment.

I love fucking these things. They barely run and make the best noises.

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It would start tumbling in the air and pretty much veer off course in a few dozen meters, what a dumb idea user.

What in the Sam Hell is that thing?

dubs confirms

Take it back rebel faggot

It's called a dodo dumbass

What if I cut grooves in the barrel so it would spin, it could be really helpful. Also what the hell is a meter?

Watch your language son unless you want to settle it with a duel.

>Make musket harder to load just so your bullet spins
Look at this fucking dandy.

I would wager you enjoy quartering redcoats so you can watch them repeatedly ravage your wife.

Locke is ye 'old cuckhold

You'd just lose momentum in the barrel then you nit

how about them new fangled kentucky long rifles
are rifled muskets a passing fad or is it around to stay seems like a disadvantage compared to loading a normal while dealing with indians

You're wrong! It would spin and make it more accurate, it would be faster to load.

Rifles are a meme for anything but shopsoldiers, in the time it takes you to load a single shot the enemy can hit you with two volleys.

Wot are you on about?
You'd haf to ream the round down in and around
Yer duck-cock idear of a barrel is a fools errand

>Post your every day holster puppies lads

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>Filthadelphia captured
>Jew York captured
>the crown keeps getting sodomized in New Jersey

New Jersey is the most American state and nothing will ever change that.
>i'm sad now

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You idiot, you make the bullet a little smaller than the barrel when it gets hot the bullet expands like your wife's rump when I slap it.

Jokes on you I am a redcoat

The Brown Bess is th absolute pinnacle of long gun technology. Anyone who says otherwise is a charlatan and an agent of satan, god help us.

i seen youngins drop squirrels cross a river with em so i dont know maybe for somethin other than soldiering they are good

That was the single most idiotic thing I've heard in my entire life, you must be Irish

You can't beat the british nav-

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That's completely irrelevant, and I'm French.

GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY AN HIS SMALL YET EXPANDIN' BULLETS

MUST TAKE AFTER HIS PECKER

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REMOVE CROISSANT

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Go home lobsterback

>the current state of King George's nit infest wig

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Ah that Benedict Arnold swell chum he is

Damn, I just got a qt Injun woman, she takes my dick far better than any horse faced English woman.

As I was saying lads, what would be the result of using an exploding cap to ignite the powder instead of your old standard flint? Anyone other than a cowardly dandy would agree that loading faster would make shooting Indians much easier!

Behold this touched lad and mock him.

Seems feasbile chum

Exploding caps, I bet you are going to tell me about your exploding top hat as well, begone fool.

A trader from the far east showed me a painting of a celestial woman copulating with an eight tentacled sea creature. God give us strength and pray future generations never fall into such perversion.

I think you are a liar, I require further proof.

Behold, a higher form of art

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By Jesus, what creature would think of such a thing?

The far east was a mistake.

by the saints above
perhaps we ought to ship them loads of our excess opium

Perhaps we should ship them our negros, trust me on this, the opium will be nothing.

Hush. Do you want the southern colonies to suffer a fit?

Tis be fore their own good.

KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF OUR NEGROS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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They aren't your negros, they are the crowns.

Does Queen Charlotte truly require all of them?

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It is for a higher purpose, for the punishment of the oriental, give up most of them, you will be back to regular numbers in a year or two.

THAT SAUSAGE EATING FUCKER GEORGE IS NAE KING O' MINE

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Don't make me summon Cromwell from his grave you haggis eating cucks.

FINNA YEET SOME TEA

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Damn those Indians!

Anyone have experience with one of these? I like the idea of range and accuracy, but I don't think .40 cal will be able to stop a Red Indian. Should I stick with .75 cal smoothbore?

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.40 is small and weak, and even more so at range. There is nothing a dozen 520gr .75 balls won't stop from me and my boys

Could you imagine the prussians ever doing anything, lads?

Crown absolutely BTFO

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Why are cossacks fighting for the British?

[dies of hay fever]

German princes rented out their troops to save their nephew George money. Those are hessian and Brunswickian mercs.

>British troops defending British land
>"gO hOMe"
Loving every laugh

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>New Jersey is the most American state and nothing will ever change that.

>unconstitutional gun laws
>armpit of America
>shithole state

When I went to the beach in Atlantic City, the beach was littered with cigarette butts, broken glass, bottle caps. Not a pretty place.

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Jesus we need to invent some super powerful weapon and level those oriental fucks
Scratch that
We should do it twice

>He sailed to east and he sailed to the west and he helped keep America free

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Jesus fuck retards, the first century is year 0-100, so year 100 marks the start of the second century. 18th century is year 1700 to 1800. we live now in the 21st century.

Try to keep up, needle dicks

>No 18 century is 1800, 19 century is 1900 and 20 century is 2000.
Spotted the village idiot.

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Damn right. And everyone should have a gun!

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youtube.com/watch?v=O8Q5ZwBgGaA

This has to be bait, that doesn't mean you aren't retarded.

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Edgy

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Was gun a term in use then?

I say, what is this ridiculous attire within which you hath posted?

>Prithee, my Polish Queen, might I throw my gaze upon your rumpscuttle?
>Yes, my dear, inch those court appearance trousers down to revel thy magnificent can
>Oh my indeed
>On first glimpse, mine heart leaps in rapture
>What is that over there, schnuckums?
>*Teleports behind you*
>Alas, I am closer, and with bottoms-bared you are vulnerable to my stealth attack
>*Crouches down at lightning speed*
>Why, greetings, fair arse. Might I withdraw a whiff?
>A gentleman cannot help but notice the arresting nature your curvature sports
>You are an arse that began its journey in full rosiness and pert quality
>However, blessed buttocks, like a daffodil that has been ravaged by slugs, you are now an arse that sags in a permanent frown, your crack housing a dark-grey fartdriller, permanently pungent
>The hands of the clock have not been kind, dearest arse, however you must now be ready for my hands, which I assure you.. will be... most kind...
>*Playful chortle*
>That's it, reveal yourself to me
>*Wedges buttockflaps apart, slowly, as the clagnut speckled hairs pull on each other and eventually snap apart, letting out a strong scent of rotting chicken and stale piss*
>*SNIFF*
>You did not disappoint me, my lower-class lovebug. It is a powerful aroma.. Thou hast revealed Thy favors and Thy bounties
>*SNIFF*
>Like the first guft of wind as you open a packet of sliced ham!
>Come on lass, you know what I require
>SQUEEEELDGE BOOOOOOOOOR BITOW POW POW BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP BRAP BRAP BROOOOOOOOARRRRRRRRRRRRQUUUOP

Why I wouldn't be surprised if someone in Jow Forums owns a gun for this exact reason.

more sir please

I say might we include music we can all blast redcoats away to?
youtube.com/watch?v=QYUANirkakg

gr8 b8 m8

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Went to school with this kid called Hitler, bit autistic but I think he'll be a great artist one day.