My sixteen-year-old daughter has been showing interest in my guns, and somehow sneaking them out of the cabinet.
I would normally expect this from the boy, but he doesn't give flying shits about anything. It's just the girl, who's showing a weird obsession with them. Ever since puberty hit, she's been quite a dark soul. Collects knives, wears all black, indulges in gory movies. Kind of stereotypical shit; but cringe nonetheless.
But recently, when everyone was out, I was sifting through her underwear drawer and pulling on my pecker (which I like to do when bored), and found a hard hard lump underneath them. Sure enough, that lump turned out to be one of my guns (M1911 - all black); confirming my suspicions. Again, I don't know how she keeps sneaking them out of the cabinets, nor what she wants with them. But this is annoying, and quite possibly dangerous.
I don't think it's school shooting or suicide related. It's more along the lines of edgy teenagers who laugh at dead baby jokes. But considering the nature of how I found out, I obviously can't bring this up with her (I'm pretty sure the fact I took the gun out of her drawer and put it back in my cabinets is going to arouse enough suspicion).
She's naturally curious about guns. This is a good thing. Use it to your advantage. Take her shooting. Make her know that she doesn't have to keep secrets from you.
my father would pat me down and search my bags either right when I got home or just raid my stuff while I was sleeping (or pretending to) Ik this isn't typical but for arguments sake, why can't you just tell her you're concerned for her safety and have noticed the gun was gone and decided to go looking for it? If you can't bring up the fact that you found one of the most efficient and prolific killing tools in her undie drawer then you may be looking at this in the wrong light
Jaxon Lee
If this were true I’d be rooting for her to shoot you in the junk.
Nicholas White
Deerfucker last night Daughter wanker tonight Never change, Jow Forums The reddest of blue boards, it's magical.
Cooper Reed
I’ll bite
How about you were looking for your gun? That’s a rational thing to do when it goes missing, and it being in the underwear drawer wouldn’t stop a normal dad. Then talk to her. The goth shit isn’t too bad within a threshold, just make sure she isn’t being a slut or an idiot. Invite her to shoot with you (make the boy come along), and invest in a safe. Quit being a raging faggot and learn to be a better father than the average bean nigger.
If pasta-10/10, going in the collection If not-take her out shooting, bring it up bluntly then take her v-card. Then take your son's as well
Matthew Ward
I hope this is reel
Cooper Bennett
it is absolutely unacceptable to have guns accessible by children all you fags that >hurr dur hidden in back of my closet >hurr dur cabinet you can force open are absolutely retarded trash that have no idea what teenagers are like. They need to be professionally locked . also post a pic of her panties please
>my father would pat me down and search my bags either right when I got home or just raid my stuff while I was sleeping (or pretending to) That ain’t right.
>edgy teenage female >different from your beta genuine spawn >does weird teleporting shit
You got cucked by Trigon raised Raven, and your cuck-daughter is magicking your guns outta the cabinet. You gotta take her virginity and burn her at the stake before she sacrifices your neighborhood to her dad bro.
>t. got creampie'd by John Constantine and received arcane carnal knowledge
yeah he was fucked. he meant well I’m sure but he was just as autistic as r9k with his blood at a constant .9% alcohol level.
Ian Brooks
I don't know, redditard. You have desuarchive and google. Look up some strings.
>I was sifting through her underwear drawer and pulling on my pecker (which I like to do when bored) >i don't even know if this is bait or not. Are you this low-functioning of an autist that you can't get the hint from passages like this?
Ian Nguyen
This. What the fuck, op
Aaron Myers
Press pound. And post results.
Dominic Roberts
Not gonna lie i somehow compeltely missed the pecker part when i first read it
Caleb Jackson
I miss aggy
Hunter Brooks
Except their are anions that actually do shit like this. It makes it hard to determine
Alexander Rogers
>this thread won't be deleted >deer fucker thread didn't get deleted >Jow Forums discusses gun bills >they get deleted what the fuck mods
>>Jow Forums discusses gun bills >>they get deleted
Only if there's actual useful discussion going on about the impact of the laws, what they mean and what to do about them.
If it's a *gets dronestriked* type thread it'll hit bump limit.
Brandon White
because k is a magical place you dumb fucking polshit and if you don't like it you can go back to Jow Forums k is famous for being awesome and fucking animals and not giving a fuck about what you think you know what pol is famous for? being a bunch of neckbeard Nazis this is a place where if you put a shotgun in your anus you are immortalized in screen caps that get spread to all corners of the internet Facebook Redit Tumblr iFunny 9gag everything this place is truly magical for being a free progressive board where anything can happen and all you want to do is have stupid shit like talk about gun bills go fuck yourself and go back to pol stormfag
Alexander Howard
Wow you showed that nazi!
Blake Anderson
KYS low-level satire recognition fag acquainted with base-model conservative e-celeb "triggered" humor, this is the next sharkpost, honed and tuned to BTFO cookie cutter ideology t_d election fags like you.
The idea, that discussing regulations on the literal topic for this board is a pol tier discussion, is pure astroturfing from third parties. Why the fuck wouldn't this place care about losing access to weapons. You can use as many buzz words as you want to make it seem like you have been here but you glow in the dark.
Caleb Lewis
I did user, it was fucking great
Until the breakup when she went crazy and tried to kill me.
I wish I had crazy sex with a crazy tomboy who tried to kill me fuck this gay ass life nigga
Leo Cooper
Can we see her feet please?
Cooper Hughes
You don't even know man
It was so intense, that I got into scuba and sky diving to fill the excitement void. I still think about the sex, this normie as shit with my nice gf can't compare. You can't tell normie grills that either or they think you're crazy.
>tfw you had to explain claw marks away in the locker room
If you get the chance, stick your dick in crazy just once. Don't date but at least experience it.
The edgy tomboy is a mental illness type Pokemon that will leech onto a beta male 18 year old for emotional sustenance and cigarettes. The edgy tomboy may experiment sexually with their host beta male but only to see if they can enjoy sexual intercourse after (insert family figure) raped them when they were (insert age). Once the edgy tomboy Pokemon reaches maturity they will drop out of highschool, flee their parents, and go live with some pedophile who's been lusting after then since they met on deviantart. Once this Pokemon reaches maturity it can only be tracked via it's arrest record.
That's one of the least fucked up things I've read on Jow Forums this week
Chase Gutierrez
>newfags fall for writefag bait Indeed never change Jow Forums
Jackson Butler
This dude knows. Fucking each other like feral animals is the only way i can really get off anymore. Like im talking full forebrain shutdown i am operating on instinct alone FERAL.
