"Jow Forumsommando, you have 3 seconds to head back to the frontlines"
Wat do Jow Forums?
"Jow Forumsommando, you have 3 seconds to head back to the frontlines"
Bentley Nelson
Levi Williams
frag him
Nolan Moore
I head back to the frontlines.
What I was doing behind the front, anyway? The Emperor needs me at the front. Question makes no sense.
Adam Watson
Commisar, Your Bolter is not regulation issue.
*Commisar Blams self*
Jack Walker
>gets unit purged
Bravo.
Cameron Powell
>love the imperial guard
>look up fan art of them
>see lasguns with rails and tacticool shit all over them
>ignoring the fact that a guardsman is probably going to die before he drains all his power packs
A Lasgun is supposed to remain as the Munitorium issued it, besides the fucking AdMech would probably execute you for tech heresy for even inventing 1913 rails.
Zachary Nguyen
bump
Eli Collins
poke his other eye out
Dylan Sanders
>implying the unit, me and commissar included, hasn’t already been eaten by tyranids
At least try to make it realistic
Ryder Ward
>*shoots you in the face with his still functioning laser eye*
ya dun goofed
Lincoln Baker
Pour sickness into him.
Brayden Wilson
Who /archaicpattern/ here?
Easton Gomez
I like the implications here.
Ryan Reed
>Implying I'm not wearing a full face helmet
Bentley King
"But sir, this IS the front lines."
Ethan Ortiz
pull the pin on a grenade and clasp the handle.
Cameron Adams
40k is whack
Kevin Miller
This man knows
Sebastian Sanchez
Based
Samuel Hughes
>What I was doing behind the front, anyway?
I bet Chaos did this
Tyler Garcia
“But I have a splinter, sir.”
Jason Richardson
That's an issue for Adeptus Munitorum, not the Officio Prefectus.
You just earned yourself a *BLAM* for questioning your Commissar.
Thomas Jackson
>Oy sorry bout dat commissar, bettah be gettin back teh shootin those ork boyz, yep! I'll be gettin me gunz an turnin round an loadin up like a good muhreen, nuffin strange ere!
Anthony Barnes
kunningly brutal
Thomas Ward
Easton Murphy
Whatever I was fighting would probably bring me a more gruesome and painful death, so I would probably grab the bolter by the barrel and press it against my forehead, goading him to empty the magazine into my misberable bonce.
Ian Gomez
What are you talking about? This is the front line! I am always on the front line! The front line is wherever I am! Jow Forumsill for Jow Forumshorne! Ave Nex Alea!
Nolan Gutierrez
>not brutally kunning
git
Dominic Collins
Thomas Nguyen
Cleave him in two with my Crozius.
No one questions a Reclusiarch of the Black Templars, little fool. I go where I am needed, and cowards executing men in the rear do nothing to help stop the evils of heresy, the mutant, the xenos, or the traitor.
Now, men of the Catachan 144th! Forward! For the Emprahhhhhhhh!
Julian Murphy
>You there, soldier! Which unit are you from?
Carter Gray
Who /PraetorianGuards/ Here? Gorks (possibly Morks) Drift detachment reporting
Alexander Cook
B-b-but , I need more ammo commisar-san! It's not like I came back here to check up on you baka....
Adam Richardson
that old man seems to be enjoying himself
Jordan Fisher
tacticool wh40k is best wh40k
Charles Wood
I go back with a smile on my face (if I am not dealing with nurgle or tyrants, in these two cases I would just shot myself in the head, they spoke me)
Luis Sullivan
>nurgle
I hate them most off all. gotta cleanse em with fire
Aiden Thompson
0.75 is 19 mm, not 25.6
Aaron Ramirez
no that's a heavy bolt 1 cal nigga
normal bolts require an insert
Christopher Johnson
You git. Every grot knows Jow Forums is a mork board.
Elijah Ramirez
But daddy Nurgle loves you unconditionally. Why wont you accept his gifts?
Tyler Nguyen
Hit or Miss.
Xavier Roberts
Xavier Gomez
what are you talking about? he died heroically fighting the enemy
Blake Bell
I'd be laughing too hard to go anywhere
Logan Hall
b...but commissar i'm going to the front line! it's actually that way.
Noah Wright
FOR THE EMPEROR!
Carter Stewart
Chase Peterson
some one should make a guardsman tv show and make it like band of brothers or saving private ryan
Connor Hernandez
Smart commissars know not to pull this shit in certain regiments.
>In these jungles, a man can just... disappear.
>No one would think twice about it.
>Plants would start eating the body before it hit the ground.
>boys would miss ya. Real bad. I'm sure.
>But you got us to watch your back, don't ya?