Jow Forums secret santa drunk af in Denver edition

Dude. I don't want to sound like a faggot but I've been on Jow Forums since I was 15 or so. I have been to every board and I am active on several but by far Jow Forums has the best board culture.

Seeing this kind of thing is just so awesome.

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>No mention in any thread of someone shipping anything to me
I'm gonna get Grinched aren't I

When everyone is armed everyone is polite

Good thing these is grinch relief

I just hope my target posts , after he gets it, and when he opens it.

Last year my guy got his package then never posted anything. It felt like i was grinched

is this an offer to anybody or... i mean if it is then hey, lets be friends?

Just Icujle for my presents. Sorry.

Lets see the wife

Maybe I could be Icujle for the night?

Let the opening commence!!

Box 1 of 2

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Unboxing is the best part

Note Part 1 of 3

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Note 2 of 3

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BEER!

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Books, which I love and contents of books.

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Candy and treats!

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Isnt mailing booze illegal?

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Added my glass I bought in Germany to the coaster :))

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Only if you're caught ;)

Box 2 of 2.

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Forgot to put my name. But these are my presents from Icujle

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Merry Jow Forumsristmas everyone. I got spoiled.

These are also illegal, yet here we are.

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Oh no! A 2 year old has grabbed hold of it!! Ahhhhh

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WATCH OUT QUADS SAVE US HE MIGHT CHOKE ON IT!!!

He is a pretty Jow Forums little guy.

What tier were you

Here he is next to his attack helicopter hot wheels.

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Paper Jow Forumslip

tfw i will never have a hotwheels attack helo ;-;

This is a work of art

Monty in Madison WI

Your package has delivered. Enjoy please

Hey, I filled out the form on the site almost a week ago, approx how long till I get an email? Do matches take a while?

Ther are done in waves. If you signed up between waves, that could be why

Ah, ok. Thank you. I thought I had messed something up.

DD from WA again, Any news on that package?
also did W. Jones from FL get his shet?

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did someone actually mail a lower....

i guess we'll just have to see :^)

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Sell the brace and buy 2 SBA3s.

Did anyone save the trap pics from the last or the one before that

Need single pant leg trap

Last thread or the one before that*

The lust hath cloudeth my mind

Damn, what an amazing box

Alex from MI. I ordered your gifts and they should arrive soon!

Nah, it's just the box from a lower filled with used butt plugs and toenail clippings.

That feel when your target got his package, but wont acknowledge or post opeing

If its to a PO box he might not have picked it up yet dude

Digi you live right by me if that is your kid in the pic the chopper is by a VFW right

Ohio, it’s at a military museum

My house. Am I your neighbor?

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>I saw a solid brass howitzer projectile in the driveway.
No, it's a newspaper wrapped in an orange sleeve.

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Using the family home as my shipping address was a bad plan.

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thats a really nice house dude great taste

>advanced homosexual pornography
Kek

None of that basic shit

BS LEARN TO READ RETARD FAGGOT!!!!! THE BASIC SHIT BOX IS CHECKED TOO!!!!

I feel bad now

Whats in the box son?

Y'all niggas have some awful impulse control. Wait until xmas.

Some of us are jews.
You could die tonight. not knowing what you got

last year i got a puppy and waited three weeks before opening the box. btw, fuck pet stores and their bullshit return policies

Holy fucking shit I would probably pass out if I got this in the mail.

I would have passed out if i got anything :^)
haha meta joke out of anger and resent lelelel

holy fucking shit, you can get it. just join the $250 bracket and ask for it.

some of us did :^)
some us got nothing :^)

I usually join the 150, and send about 200.

Big Boss how about a $500+ group next year

that was for the 150 bracket

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Bump

>grinch 1/3 of the people participating in your secret Santa event
>completely bail on everyone
>remain an insufferable faggot posting like a raging idiot every year
>gets grinched

That's so shocking, dude.

>spout lie
>pass it off publicly and planned out
>do exactly that
>life happens
bloo bloo i'm a sadddddddd user and i don't like thing :(
fucking gaylord

Someone's salty. Buck up, champ. Maybe you'll be less of an insufferable faggot next year, and people won't think it's so funny to grinch you.

Maybe you'll leave your 'rents basement next year.

If i had you as a match, id grinch you

>C.H.O.D.E.S.
huehuehue

Damn that box got bashed up in the mail. Feel free to check inside to make sure nothing is damaged, by opening the box you'll see one gift early (technically two) but you won't spoil the others for reasons that will become apparent. Also, merry Jow Forumsristmas comrade!

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>in the 250 bracket
>send out trash worth 40 at most
Epic

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Krypto comrades, the next transmission has arrived! Check it out at sekretsanta.com/krypto.php

No iam near medina I thought that was near pearl.
so was that Wright AFB where the chopper was at?

You would be a bitch and you gave your address so get ready for some good lo'SWATing

I was considering just grinching them but I didn't want to be too naughty so I just gave them all my old surp clothes that didn't fit me.

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You know your match is different from the person sending to you right?