What's the best weapon to pierce a nobleman's armor and spill his blue blood?

What's the best weapon to pierce a nobleman's armor and spill his blue blood?

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Knock him on his ass then stab him in the eyeholes. Or pin the fucker to his horse with arrows.

You will never pierce their armor best to use a shalaylee

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shalaylee are just California compliant clubs
The Irish carried them to beat the shit out of the protestants

Based Irish.

*shilelagh

>Knock him on his ass then stab him in the eyeholes
given that an armored knight will have better training and weapons
it is extremely unlikely a commoner would be able to out wrestle one unless you were already a professional soldier

Up close, some kind of spike on a lever works well. Narrow the surface area of the blow and more leverage, higher penetration.

Hard armor or soft?

Soft
Hipoint with Liberty Civil Defense +P

Hard
Beretta slug gun with a hardened steel cylinder embeded in a resin bullet. Sorry that's the best way I could describe round i have seen.

>Beretta slug gun
20Ga?

Mines a 12. Looks like this.

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Greek Fire.

Care to share the recipe?

1 1/2 cup Greeks
2 cup fire

I was thinking olive oil and ambergris.

I hear they added a pinch of "fuck you" into all their weapons. Lead sling bullets with the word "catch" written on them.

I thought this was how archers brought on the bantz or just said "fuck you"

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>Greek fire
>British archers

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Axed.com

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Fire arrows, duh.

How far intend you to fire a clay pot? Why not a small trebuchet?

That's archers. Those are the fingers used to nock an arrow, which would be cut off in the event of capture.

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I think you might be losing me.
If I wanted to shoot a clay pot I would use a mortar.

Like I said if they were taunting an enemy they would show those two fingers.

An ancient Greek sling thrower wouldn't use middle ages English archery fingers to taunt an enemy.

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So what would they use?

Inscribed bullets, like the original user said before you went on a tangent about English longbowmen

Whatever was considered an insult in their culture. I ain't fucking google.

The middle finger salute.
It's been pretty much unchanged in meaning for millennia.

If you want to end him rightly, hold your sword and spear on your arm, unscrew the pommel of your sword and throw it at him vigorously. Close in with the throw and use your sword or spear, whatever suits you best.

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It changes meaning frequently and doesn't always mean the same thing in every culture, provided that culture even has it.
Ancient Rome had a similar gesture but it was for warding off the evil eye, por ejemplo.
Meanwhile in the middle east, you would instead take off your shoe and point the sole at your target, implying they are beneath the very earth you step on.

>magical boomsticks in the 16th century

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Slingers would have been alot closer than longbowmen. Their hand gestures should be well recorded. Also we were talking about armor piercing

The middle finger meant the same thing to the romans and greeks as it does now.

Prove it.

>crossbow
bid thine hounds farewell

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the most common type of gun when knights were still a thing were more primitive than even the arquebus

they more resembled iron and wood lances with a hole at the other end
basically a man portable muzzle loading cannon

We've been making firearms for hundreds of years.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hand_cannon

Knights and firearms co-existed for like a hundred years my man
Heavily armored warrior-class noblemen on the battlefield lasted until the age of wheel and dog locks.

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>Men on horses with 6+ pistols and a saber

Verily didst I light that motherfucker up with this Glock Forty o mine

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As a peasant, you should be trying to capture the nobleman and hold him for ransom so you can use that money to raise an army.