Having a dream

I have this happen where it's myself and somebody I know end up in a gun fight point blank and end up magdumping each other but nothing ever happens.
Or the thousand pound trigger

I thought u guys were dumb for having these types of dreams because I never have them, but I finally had one the other night. In the dream I was target shooting various handguns to see which one I wanted to buy and the triggers started getting so heavy to the point I could no longer even squeeze off a round. I was like "wtf, so this is what they were referring to".

I've also had the slow motion punch crap happen a lot in dreams. Also, fuck those dreams when you gotta run away fast, but you can only run 2 mph and you keep falling.

At least once a week. I know these feels.

Likely story

I carry 10mm and I schleep soundly every night

>making yourself a target for the bear assassins

>having a guy literally point gun at my head
>trying to dodge it constantly while trying to reload my sig
>spaghetti all over my actions
>look up and see barrel
>BANG
Wake up screaming

>guns never work in dreams
>tl:thread derailed
Pepper spray for bears in dreams. That's all you need.

I've had this exact dream but 12ga

>Man in house
>Grab Mossman 500 and rack pump
>Intruder is somehow not scared away
>Oh shit.jpg
>Put a round center mass little high
>Shot collects like a beard
>Falls away while intruder advances
>Awaken with heart set on vibrate

>dream people are on my roof
>breaking into my house through my skylight
>have a shootout with them
>drop several
>last one starts running away down my street
>go out the front door and shoot him in the back

shit was so cash

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>.380
Aint that a little honey

Okay Jow Forums, what the legality of pic and vid related? Let's say you live in Maine or other 'constitution carry' states.
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>used to have those dreams, and car brakes not working
>now the bad dreams I have usually end up with me willing myself out of the situation through sheer denial or suicide or grabbing the nearest object and smash the problem away
That's probably not a good sign ain't it?

Dreams about your weapon not working or you not being able to hurt your opponent in a fist fight are usually about insecurity. A lot of the time this has nothing to do with what you think would actually happen but is likely caused by a feeling of inadequacy in your life.
t. Psych Anylist

Or you can go with another theory of dreams being alternate timelines you have lived in and these instances are how you dies in timeline #437

>Have to run somewhere in dream for some reason
>Running in slow motion like im trying to run through honey
>realise im just dreaming
>crouch down on all fours like a fucking werewolf
>able to run really fast and jump super high through sheer force of will like some furry on crystal meth
>end up dissapointed I dont have my tweaker furry powers when I wake up
Being able to realise and control your dreams is a wild time

A car or automobile in your dreams represents your life. The brakes failing signifies you feel like your life is out of your control

I feel that
>dream
>be me
>suddenly am a Japanese girl in school
>teacher wants to rape me
>pull out my url EDC and unload into him
>doesn't bother him and he still rapes me

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>dreaming about being a jap schoolgirl

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did some meditation and now im a lucid dreamer.
everytime i dream of upstanding black citizen and my gun jams i just imagine my Zweihänder in my arms.

At least you're not as bad off as one user I saw on here. He apparently got drunk one night and won a vz.61 Skorpion on Gunbroker with a ton of .32 ACP so now he shills it in the caliber wars threads that pop up.

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The only nightmare I have that ISN'T ever in these threads is the one where an invisible force flings me up into the air. It can be a dream about anything, just going on as you do when suddenly I feel it coming on
>Oh shit it's one of those dreams where I get flung up in the air
Desperately start trying gain control of the dream and stay on the ground. People around me get worried and ask why I look so distressed. They get more and more worried as I refuse to answer them. The second I stop using all of my mental power to stay on the ground and try to figure out how I can explain what's happening Im rapidly torn up into the air. Sometimes dozens of feet, sometimes hundreds of feet. Then the falling begins.
>mfw I'm not even scared of heights

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Do you have a stressful life, or experience abuse by any means?

>pull out M&P to shoot bad guy
>front sight starts sliding around in the dovetail

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I have a dream where I drive my car up a really steep hill to the point where I fall backwards. Have it about once a year or two.

What does that mean

I don't carry an anemic round, so I just have nightmares about faulty ammo.

As lame as it is, I think it's because I was traumatized by that fucking tower ride thing when I was a little kid. Only "recently" started having the nightmares tho.

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I get this too, but in the dream I say fuck it and bank the guy I am fighting, resulting in an instant knockout
>t. Lucid Dreaming Master Race

>never remember any dreams
Feels bad man

Lmao this went nowhere. Waste of dubs.

>Have dream
>Have to use gun
>Trigger heavy as fuck
>Keeps Jamming
>Have to run
>Running super slow
>Have to punch
>punches land like marshmallows
Ive had all of these. I'm a fucking basket case.

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Oh shit lmao this sounds awful.

Pardon my kek though

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i used to have a dream when i was a younger that i could sort of fly, but i knew i should be able to fly like they do in dbz. i could get 30 feet in the air and float slowly for a few seconds then id slowly go down.

also had one that if i left my room missiles would fly down the hall and hit me

>says he’s an expert
>misspells title used to imply he’s credible
Yeah, that’s gonna be a no from me dawg.

(((psychology))) is a fake science anyway

>Mom used to leave older brother and I in the car while she went shopping, because it was the 90s and we were little savages.
>Always have dreams in cool blue/white/black of our Suburban rolling down a hill. The ride never ends, and it gets more hectic the linger you're on it.
>Every fucking time we go shopping.

>Dream of getting into a fight with two guys who're bothering someone in a wheelchair.
>Unsnap and swing my knife at the guy to my left
>Wake up as I punch the lamp on the bedside

>Have night terrors of being paralyzed and lifted out of my bed by a tall, lanky SCP with long greasy hair and an overbuilt lower jaw.
>Three nights in a row, Lockjaw strolls into my room, stands over me in my bed for hours, then sets me into a fireman carry.
>Have roommates. Always try to scream; my bedroom is closest to the front door and I don't want to get abducted.
>He moves like it's a religious experience
>Gently strokes my face
>Pulls back my covers
>Leans me up in bed and prepares to lift me
>Mind is racing, body is unresponsive
>Rouse myself IRL, just enough to feel a yell building in my throat.
>Decide I'm sick of Lockjaw's bullshit
>Talk it over with my roommates
>"If he comes back I'm assuming direct-goddamn-control and I'm raping him."
>He never shows up again.

Youre afraid of taking risks. You fear that if you reach to high you will fall down harder than if you stayed in your comfortable state

>have that dream again
>tell her I love her
>she doesn't respond

No, actually I don’t know when to stop.

>that dream where she loves you back
>waking up and realizing it was a dream
pic related

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>innadream
>bad guys show up
>pull out snub nose revolver from my waist
>trigger is heavy
>like super fucking heavy
>have to use two hands with all my might to shoot it
>fucking miss because of trigger shenanigans
>cant even get off a second round because my hands are weaker
>go to throw a punch
>feels like I'm punching underwater
>bad guys get me
>throw me off of roof
>wake up jumping out of my bed
I dont even own any handguns

>dream about commuting to work in stop-and-go traffic
>look in rear view mirror and see dumb bitch behind me texting
>she hits me and screws up my rear bumper
>we pull over
>dumb bitch proceeds to somehow claim its my fault
>sigh
>tell her that I'm tired of dealing with this shit, my registration and insurance are in the glove box
>pull out a pistol and blow my brains out

It was a good dream.

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I have been having too many stress dreams with situations like this,
They have mainly ended with 'me' getting stabbed, before 'blacking out' and suddenly waking up and sweats.

Its been fucking up my sleep,and stressing me out.

Any advice?

This might be a bit insensitive but do you have a pic? Googling "Lockjaw scp" only returns fnaf shit

I hate this 'weak punches' shit, It like being drugged or sedated while in your dream.

I got killed by a 2 foot long alligator last night, I just couldn't keep a constant grip and some how got to my neck

Thats basically exactly when I said. Flying to close to the sun to sum it up. You knowing you dont know stop is what causes the dreams

>had a dream about being a conquistador and 'colonizing' flip girls

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>having a dream
>me and my brother are fighting some gang niggers
>we beat the shit out of them
>"ayo we gon spin and air dis bitch out"
>they all run off
>I run to get my gun
>hear the loud screech of a car
>aim
>pull trigger
>gun falls completly apart as if I just field stripped it
>brothers gets shot Grandma gets shot house get shot
>I get shot but live.

also another one

>be me watching the road through another persons eyes
>my little brother and his friends are there
>all of a sudden car tires screeching
>the person who's eyes I was looking through gets shot
>brothers friends get shot
>hear some more shots off vire
>later on in the dream I me and my mother are watching the whole thing in 3rd person on a tv
>everything happens like before but this time I see my brother running while the car chases him
> Camera focuses on him just as he gets the entire back of his head blown off.
I woke up in cold sweats and had to go check on my brother. This was almost a year ago but It wont leave my head.

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>have a dream
>bad guy draws knife on me
>draw and fire
>blow both his legs off
>anally penetrate him as he bleeds to death

just .45 carry dreams

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I assume he means it looks like a generic SCP monster

Yall ever have one of those dreams were one of your legs is longer than the other?

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I had a gun dream last night. I had an ar15 that was lubed with something like frozen butter. It was just so slow and it wasnt working right. I remember thinking “frog lube”

>be me with friends in some wooded area in an entrenched position we hauled ass to after we ambushed a bunch of chinks for some reason.
>be on right flank
>2 friends about 40m away to my left operating a 240 on a tripod
>3 of my ARs set up next to me and a decent pile of mags
>other friend is behind me in a higher up trench
>gooks come
>kill a bunch
>wait a little longer
>they tested our strength
> lots more gooks come
>kill most of them and they begin to retreat
>mortar fire comes in
>watch my friends on the 240 get blown up
>mortar fire stops gooks advance again
>ammo is getting low at this point fix bayonet onto my cheapo PSA beater AR with the tiger stripe paint job handguard
>stab an approaching gook
>another gook runs up and impales me with the bayonet off an m44 nugget
>pull 1911 out of holster and shoot him 3 times in the head
>lay back in the trench and shoot myself
then I woke up

>that dream where you fall in love at a bookstore, spend months together and eventually years
>sexy time with her is amazing, her short hair feels so soft in your hands and every time she says "user," its as if god himself cried out to you
>you are happy, everyday revolves around her from groggy wake ups to gentle sleeps
>love doesnt even come close, she was MADE for you
>and then you wake up with tears in your eyes and realize your not in your bed with her, just your bed with a 9 and little will to go on
why is it like this

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>The bulletproof opponent dream
>Magdump ar15, sw29, and 1911 460 into his chest, face and legs
>Stab with every blade I can find. Barely draw blood
>Try to fight but hes stronger, faster, and crueler than I
Im one of the more dangerous men I know.. I shoot faster and more accurately than most vets. I used to teach martial arts and I lift 3 times a week... What the fuck.
Hes always the same guy, who the fuck is he?

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He's me. Wash your butthole tonight.

>keep having dreams where i am chased through corridors by invincible things
>walk in slow motion
>always manage to escape somehow and wake up

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thats just what i want you to think. dont turn around

You get over it. I had a fucking badass dream last night. It was so long too

>be me, mercenary in Africa sent to rescue some kids
>have my irl VZ and chest rig
>tons of operating (i can't remember too many specifics)
>run out of ammo and mags
>pick up an ak and keep fighting
>pick up another ak once it runs out
>start taking mags out of guns on fallen soldiers and stuffing them in my chest rig
>run out entirely, I'm running back and forth between bodies looking to see if I missed any spare mags
>nope
>find a pistol
>there is one dude left
>kill him
>another mercenary group rolls through but they are headed somewhere else and can't help me
>see someone who is an old friend
>he takes off this leather gun belt and hands it to me
>S&W .500 magnum with a shitload of ammo
>fuuuuck yes
>say thanks
>he says see you later
>rescue kids and trying to get home
>running through Africa
>get home
>dream gf gives me a sword (the Hanwei Celtic anthropomorphic that I want really bad)
>fuck yeah thanks b
>a fucking white walker from GOT attacks
>somehow I have a posse of knights
>we battle
>he thrusts this sort of jagged flamberge at me
>I parry and split his head with a downward slash
>new mission
>I'm now in a resident evil scenario
>have to rescue some people from a lab facility in this big mansion
>ground level is the mansion, lab underground
>have this big pallet sized resupply box around the corner with mags, grenades, etc
>doing some shit, running around
>rescue these people one girl, one guy
>the boss dude comes out
>i can't really remember what he looks like
>white dude with blonde hair but I can't remember his transformation
>smash a drain vent and start crawling
>get to the end
>oh no he's waiting for us
>he starts crawling in after us while be back up
>start shooting with an AK SBR
contd

>Have dream
>Get accosted by a bad guy
>Draw and fire
>Have to make bang sounds my self, it does nothing

Just California carry dreams.

>black furniture, folding triangle stock, aimpoint micro on piston cover
>keep blasting, get out, run up some stairs through a doorway
>keep running through this facility with occasional blasting and zombies
>kill the boss with some grenades and a bunch of shooting
>run out of ammo as I'm leaving
>have to wait on extraction
>zombies coming through the front door
>remember the ammo dump
>open it up and start grabbing mags and stuff
>helicopter picks us up
>get in
>shoot at zombies from the helicopter

pic related is vz from earlier

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>gun no work
>haha time to pistol whip
>punch no work
>wail at them anyways because fun

>having a dream
>am for some reason being confronted with a venomous snake
>effortlessly do the behind the head grab and control it like i'm steve irwin going for that bootyhole
>for some reason find myself in possession of wine corks
>stick the corks on the fangs and chuckle as I toss away my now hilariously benign adversary

>draw gun and fire
>no bang
>baddie dies
huh lol

>Tall, brown stranger at the door in my dream
>SLAM! He busts right in
>Empty my Glock 19 into him
>Reload as I see he's hit, but unharmed
>I get shot from HIS Glock 19 now too
>Empty a second mag into him because 9mm can't stop me either
>Stab him to win the fight as we both bleed to death

I have this dream every other night and don't know what it represents.
>Mfw reading the first letter of every line reveals the truth.

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I represents
>9mm