>went to range >see cute girl loading a pmag >shes wearing a cz on her hip tight bdu pants plain black t shirt and an operator hat >hugecutebutt.jpg >long hair in pony tail >setup in lane next to her >she looks at me smiles and gives a friendly nod >CUTE.AS.FUCK. >done shooting >she starts to leave >think fuck it why not >run after her and meet her in the parking lot >ask her if I can give her my number >she blushes and says sure >week goes by and I meet her at the range >she shows up looking even cuter >crop top tight black cargo pants tucked into boots aviators and the same operator cap on >shooting for a while and all goes well >decide to ask her to dinner >all is well we eat get a little tipsy and decide to go back to her place >fucking sweet ass house with her grandparents while keep to themselves >entire upstairs is practically hers with a master room and full size bathroom >well we get hot and heavy and make out a bit >she stops me >"I really hope it doesnt ruin the mood but I really need to tell you something..." >"what is it?" >"well..... I was born a male......" >heart skips a beat >Jow Forums memes hit me like a fucking ton of bricks >"uhhhh" >she looks upset and I can see tears start welling up >"I havent ever been on a date with someone that didnt know... Im sorry I didnt mean to lead you on like this" >"hey no its fine Im not worried about it" >tipsy wise Im like a 6/10 >never had a problem with traps before so fuck it >she smiles we make out more >we end up watching red dawn and I got a sweet handy >still talk to her to this day >never fucked but I did see a picture of her cock
Believe it or not they do exist and It blew my mind to find one. Couldnt tell in the slightest fucking bit
You should have pushed him down on the bed face down ass up and dumped load after load into his ass until you got him pregnant.
Hunter Parker
>no mention of range jester
Fake and gay.
Nolan Gray
Rope day can’t come soon enough.
Sebastian Myers
I've never met the mythical range trap, but I've had many an encounter with the brass jew. I actually had one come up to me and go "Can I have those?" when I was unloading my revolver and putting the brass back in the box so I could use them for reloading later. >mfw
I actually got banned from a range for breaking the rules twice about keeping my own brass, like the "brass boys" as they were called got pissed I told them to fuck off when I refused to give them my brass and got warned by one of the safety guys that I'm breaking the rules and that brass is their property and they'll call the cops etc. and it's my first and final warning, still got to keep my brass. next time it happened again and brass kikes got pissed and said I'm banned from the range, I kicked over their brass collection can too spilling brass everywhere. good shit man. The owner is a fudd jew too
How do I know your story is bullshit: >CZ, as a positive >loading Pmag, no mention of the long gun he was using >no mention of what OP was shooting at the range >claiming to talk to (what he thought was) a female >blushes >not acting spergy and autistic as fuck (which by posting this we all know you really are) >range again, no mention of guns >describes him as being dressed exactly like Sarah Connor in T2 >goes to dinner with unsecured firearms in the car >then gets drunk with unsecured firearms in the car >claiming he was passable all this time >claiming is voice was passable >still saying "her cock" after finding out So you are an underage noguns, who fantasies about traps, and wants this fantasy to happen, but you want validation that that is an acceptable thing in Jow Forumss eyes, get a life shitposter.
Ian Flores
>tfw go to range and the milsurp lich curses me for shooting anything designed post 1945
my range is in a very small town run by an old guy in his 80s, he charges $7 a gun too instead of per person and there is rarely anyone there. So yeah basically I get the whole range including free skeet shooting and such to myself for only $7. Good shit, it's called the Iosco Sportsmen's Club if you or others live in the area. good shit.
>I met a passing tranny Would have been more believable to say you met a skinwalker.
Jonathan Richardson
He is also implying the tranny had a passable voice, which is never true. There are a handful I have seen that are phulysically passable, but none can hide their voice, at best it sounds like a real woman had throat cancer.
Connor Ramirez
t. skinwalker
Julian Reed
checked why didnt you shove your big iron into her holster OP?
>more LGBT psyops Fuck off back to your discord shithole. You people wanna pimp out 9 year old "drag queens" and get people to take HRT shit. How about another one of your faggot clubs gets lit up? Do yourself a favor and stay the fuck inside tomorrow night if you're in the SF metropolitan area. P.S: We're in California, there is no armed security or queers packing anything other than fudge.
Cameron Diaz
Hey you going to keep that?
Jayden Stewart
>shoots up gay bar >lefties ree >waco Mark my words, OP is going in the history books for starting WWIII
Benjamin Martinez
Maybe some day I can be range trap. Work in progress boys, work in progress. Remember: tight pants, tighter groupings
Josiah Edwards
Post boipussi
Joshua Thomas
>a LARP post on Jow Forums >a Live Action Roleplay Post on Jow Forums >being such a worthless autistic piece of shit you didn't even get OPs terrible joke even as you bitch about how you didnt get it We would legitimately be better off if you were dead
Luis Reyes
What clothes would go well with a mannlicher stock Interarms X Continental Carbine? It's got a set trigger and a butter knife bolt handle if that helps.
If OP wasn't a faggot both literally and metaphorically for writing this fake and gay story, you would have to be stupid to trick people into thinking you are a girl at a gun range. Once he reveals that he is actually a guy, most people would react badly and it might result in the faggot getting shot.
Jeremiah Bennett
That is a nice butte, user.
Asher Cook
Wait, when did you and the cop become range buddies?
Hunter Johnson
This is a thing!? I gotta find an outdoor open area to shoot at, fuck that shit. When I was a kid we could shoot off the side of the road. I haven't shot in years and apparently things have changed. I bought a few thousand rounds recently and it's time to exercise muh freedoms.
Sebastian Perry
Hi newfag
Josiah Powell
>her It's a fucking dude, you faggot.
Xavier Cook
Of all the things that ever didn't happen, this didn't happen the most.
Parker Bailey
>ask her if I can give her my number beta af
Robert Allen
Every time I see a post like this it makes me wish I'd reconsidered it before making that patch.
James Murphy
holy shit I just noticed
that actually makes it somewhat more believable tbch
>mfw cant do trap shit at the range because all the guys are 30+ years older than me
Angel Ross
>Not blowing a huge load in his boipussy
Fucking faggot
Oliver Harris
Needlessly using and especially capitalizing LARP is a very new phenomena, like within less than three years you fucking underage garbage.
Jose Reed
I think you knew exactly what you were getting into by making a thigh high socks Jow Forums patch.
Thank you! Sockdreams has alot of long ones that'll suit you if you want, search on their site for "Extraordinarily Longer".
Brandon Morris
Bravo
John Green
OP confirmed as a fag
Jaxon Kelly
>at open public range >just me and one other guy >shooting AR, doing mag dumps >he's shooting an AK, doing mag dumps >start talking >he's gay >we swap guns for a magazine >he asks if he can blow me >head to bathroom >get blowjob >go back to shooting guns
Ryan Watson
Yeah I'm not buying this story. But if I'm wrong, then OP, you've experienced one of my greatest fantasies and I hate you for not taking full advantage of it.
Cooper Jackson
You should have put her face down and plowed her.
Ryder Jones
Today OP was literally a faggot.
Hudson Diaz
to tie the traps down right? I know bro it can't come soon enough.
William Miller
Based
Joseph Nelson
>no mention of brass jew >no mention of range jester >no mention of the falconer goblin >not even a mention of crab legs Face it OP, your story is fake and your range is gay
Mason Hernandez
bondage is hot, yo
Ayden Reyes
>See cap of this thread in another thread >Search in archives >It's posted today >Read it >Check if it's still live >It's still live Range trap Best trap!
Jaxson Jenkins
>Skindentation of the stock on your leg Unf
Tyler Hernandez
Quit posting and go to church already you lying homo.
How does it feel knowing you like dicks up your ass?
James Lewis
have you researched epilating? Its really easy and gets me better results than shaving
Christopher Lopez
How does it feel knowing you got sucked by another man
Jonathan Rodriguez
Literally every female on the planet does it literally every day. If you just can't be bothered to put in the same effort, then I have zero sympathy for you.
Juan Scott
Any delicious range traps in south Alabama?
Jose Thompson
Never looked into it but I will now
Owen Johnson
I got my dick sucked, nutted, and went back to shooting guns. Was a good day. Not gay to get a blowjob, only gay to give one.
Joseph Davis
>Not gay to get a blowjob from a man
Henry Nelson
it'll hurt for the first 2-3 times, but then its very easy. I do it like once or twice a week innashower.
Brayden Wood
A raging faggot
Jaxson Cruz
a blowjob is a blowjob. Feels the same no matter what gender is down there.
>getting a bj from a man isn't gay >fucking a man in the ass isn't gay >being gay isn't gay You are attracted by men, you are a faggot, fuck off.
Carter Cox
Is jacking off gay?
I mean, you're handling some dick AND getting a handjob from a guy
Dominic Ross
It's your own dick, faggot.
Camden Collins
consider the following >be you >getting blown by actual girl (damn likely, but hey lets just assume it happens) >close your eyes >imagine in your mind its a buff dude blowing you >cum does that make you gay now? Sounds pretty fucking gay to me. Or is it not, because it was somehow different even though it felt the same? How can you tell
But then >user gets blown by a trap >closes his eyes >cums >somehow this is gay even though it was literally the same experience as you had
